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Bianca Kajlich vs Charlize Theron
Result, Lookout: Story Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
Bianca Kajlich
Age 46
Height 5’8”
6-9-0
Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’9 1/2”
328-127-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999. 1999 Titles are not recognized as official
1 MTV 116 Lbs Title 1999
1 Playboy Title. 1999
1Nike 122 Lbs Title 1999
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest of all Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
Bianca is at the Podium. As usual Charlize is in her dressing room watching Bianca on the television. Bianca “I broke into the FCBA in 2012. By that time, Charlize was already a legend and recognized as the GOAT. She was fighting no one but the top fighters. I wanted to fight her so bad, but I didn’t think she would pay any attention to a rookie, so I didn’t bother. I got off to a good start, but later a had a losing streak and again I thought it was a waste of time to try to get a fight with her, Now she is 48 and has sustained a unbelievable amount of punishment in those over 400 fights. She is not the fighter she was when I broke in. I know she was looking for opponents in her age group so I sent her management a challenge and surprisingly it was accepted. How much she has lost in fighting ability, I’m going to find out” In her dressing room, Charlize having watched Bianca, Charlize says “Let’s see if she is right”
THE FIGHT
Bianca is in the ring wearing an orange bikini, black gloves and boots. Charlize comes down the aisle with Cassandra Lynn in the lead. Charlize is flanked by Kate Upton and Tess Valmore with Neve bring up the the end. Charlize drops the black robe she was wearing revealing the usual red bikini, red gloves and boots, her hair in a ponytail. They meet in the center of the ring for instructions that Charlize has heard 467 times. They touch gloves and return to their corners to await the bell
Round 1. At the bell as Theron leaves her corner Kate cautions “Be Careful she’s a heavy hitter”. The meet in the center of the ring and it’s that old habit that Charlize can’t seem to break. She quickly snaps off three right jabs. Surprisingly two land and Bianca blocks the third. The two circle looking for an opening. Charlize quickly moves in with a right jab and and left cross, but she doesn’t escape an overhand right to her forehead and left hook to the jaw. Charlize trys to back off. but Bianca is with her with a left to the left side of her head and a right to the jaw. Charlize is back with a right uppercut that sends Kajlich back a couple steps. Charlize moves to press her advantage, but Bianca stops her with a right to the mouth. The two are toe to toe, neither is backing off as the start punching away at each others head and midsection. Bianca sinks a right into the blondes stomach and Charlize breaks it off try to regain some breath. Bianca follows and another right buckles the blondes knees and she falls back into the ropes as the round ends. In Theron’s corner, Kate tells Charlize “I told you she could hit. Now you have a little height and reach advantage. Use those famous legs and peck away until you can use the heavy artillery.” In Kajlich’s corner, they are pleased Bianca won the round
Round 2. At the bell, Bianca move to the center of the ring but Charlize moves parallel to the ropes. She’s going to let Bianca come to her. Bianca closes and Charlize catches her with a left jab, a right hook and then a left hook and then moves to a corner, a dangerous place to be. Bianca takes the bait and moves in. Charlize lands an overhand left to the forehead
Follows with a left cross, right cross and another left. A right uppercut buckles Bianca’s legs. Kajlich lunges forward and wraps her arms around the blonde for a clinch. She manages to free the left arm while keeping the right arm around the blondes upper body. She starts pumping lefts into Theron’s midsection. Theron is taking midsection beating. She can’t punch back because Bianca is in two close with her head resting on Theron’s shoulder. Finally the referee manages to break them apart. Once again Charlize start using those legs to move and pepper Bianca with jabs and crosses, but the footwork is a little slower than previously. The bell calls a halt to the activity. In Theron’s corner, Upton cautions “Look, Bianca is solidly built. She is stronger than you. You can’t let the clinch with you. She will wear you out with body work.
Round 3. At the bell both move slowly to the center of the ring carefully watching the other. The question becomes who is stalking who. Suddenly Charlize darts in and catches Bianca with a left to the forehead, a right to the side of the head, and left to the face before Bianca gets her guard up. Bianca finally lands a right hook to the blonde’s midsection. She going back to Charlize’s body. She’s going to take those legs away. A Theron right cross sails by Bianca chin and again she punches away at the blondes body as she drives her towards the ropes. Upton yells at Theron “Stay off the ropes” as Charlize hits the strands. Upton again yells. “Get off the ropes. Don’t let her clinch.” The words come too late. Kajlich has her arms around Theron. Charlize try to break the hold as they wrestle along the ropes Suddenly Bianca shoves Theron back and delivers a short right on the point of Charlize’s chin. THE GOLDEN GODDESS is down. Chalize is laying face down under the lower rope. Bianca goes to a corner and watches her opponent struggle to get up. Charlize is on both knees at the five count. On one knee at seven and is up laying against the ropes at nine. The referee checks the blonde’s eyes and then waives Bianca it but the bell rings cheating Bianca the chance of catching Theron with a fight ended big right. Bianca’s corner is jubilant. Theron can’t take much more. She as good as done. In Theron’s corner her team goes to work. Neve breaks ammonia capsules and give the blonde something to drink. Tess Valmore has the cold towel over Theron’s head and massages the back and shoulders. Cassandra works on the legs. At the bell they have Theron standing. Bianca’s corner fails to see the look on Theron’s face. It was the look she gave Will Smith in the movie Hancock as she said those famous words "Call me crazy….one….more time” There is a storm coming.
Round 4. Bianca is out of her corner confident that she was going to pull an upset. He guard was high with the right hand cocked, ready to deliver the knockout punch to a legend, the GOAT. Theron is moving deliberately, slowly. Her left hand was up protecting her face. The right hand was lower, chest high. Bianca makes a move towards Charlize, who backs away. Every time Bianca makes a move to close on the blonde she avoids getting close. A minute goes by with no real action. Bianca is frustrated. She wants to finish the fight and go home. Suddenly she lunges at the blonde and cuts loose with that big right hand in a roundhouse punch that sails by Theron’s chin by inches. At the same time Theron’s right comes off her hip in a body twist fashion with all of Theron’s 126 pounds behind it. The sound of the punch landing can be heard in the ringside seats. Bianca’s hands drop to her side and her body sways a moment and then she crashes to the canvas on her back. Nobody is surprised when she doesn’t move and the referee counts her out. Charlize returning to her corner from a neutral one is giving a big hug by Upton and then Valmore. Theron turns her attention to Bianca and us relieved to see that she is coming around
AFTER. Charlize and Bianca are at the press table. Charlize: “This was the second straight fight that I have been saved by the bell. Kate Upton warned me that Bianca was a heavy hitter and she is stronger then me. You all saw how she manhandled me along the ropes and then landed that perfect straight right hand to my chin. I beat the count. but I was essentially out on my feet. This is just another fight that my incredible corner won for me. Without them I wouldn’t have finished the fifth. Bianca takes the mic. “Obviously this fight didn’t go the way I wanted. I had Charlize beaten in the third. I took too long in getting her to the ropes. Charlize legging it away from me delayed me getting her on the ropes. That was actually the plan. Yes, the bell probably saved her, but she should have been easy meat in the fourth. It turned out the other way. I was the easy meat. I should have been able to finish Charlize after the damage she took in the third. You have heard how she can comeback from beatings, well it it true as I found out. I thank Charlize for taking this bout and who knows. We’re getting old but maybe we will meet again Who knows”
Result, Lookout: Story Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
Bianca Kajlich
Age 46
Height 5’8”
6-9-0
Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’9 1/2”
328-127-12
2 Universal Featherweight Titles 1999. 1999 Titles are not recognized as official
1 MTV 116 Lbs Title 1999
1 Playboy Title. 1999
1Nike 122 Lbs Title 1999
1 Studio Lightweight Title 1999
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Recognized as the Greatest of all Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
Bianca is at the Podium. As usual Charlize is in her dressing room watching Bianca on the television. Bianca “I broke into the FCBA in 2012. By that time, Charlize was already a legend and recognized as the GOAT. She was fighting no one but the top fighters. I wanted to fight her so bad, but I didn’t think she would pay any attention to a rookie, so I didn’t bother. I got off to a good start, but later a had a losing streak and again I thought it was a waste of time to try to get a fight with her, Now she is 48 and has sustained a unbelievable amount of punishment in those over 400 fights. She is not the fighter she was when I broke in. I know she was looking for opponents in her age group so I sent her management a challenge and surprisingly it was accepted. How much she has lost in fighting ability, I’m going to find out” In her dressing room, Charlize having watched Bianca, Charlize says “Let’s see if she is right”
THE FIGHT
Bianca is in the ring wearing an orange bikini, black gloves and boots. Charlize comes down the aisle with Cassandra Lynn in the lead. Charlize is flanked by Kate Upton and Tess Valmore with Neve bring up the the end. Charlize drops the black robe she was wearing revealing the usual red bikini, red gloves and boots, her hair in a ponytail. They meet in the center of the ring for instructions that Charlize has heard 467 times. They touch gloves and return to their corners to await the bell
Round 1. At the bell as Theron leaves her corner Kate cautions “Be Careful she’s a heavy hitter”. The meet in the center of the ring and it’s that old habit that Charlize can’t seem to break. She quickly snaps off three right jabs. Surprisingly two land and Bianca blocks the third. The two circle looking for an opening. Charlize quickly moves in with a right jab and and left cross, but she doesn’t escape an overhand right to her forehead and left hook to the jaw. Charlize trys to back off. but Bianca is with her with a left to the left side of her head and a right to the jaw. Charlize is back with a right uppercut that sends Kajlich back a couple steps. Charlize moves to press her advantage, but Bianca stops her with a right to the mouth. The two are toe to toe, neither is backing off as the start punching away at each others head and midsection. Bianca sinks a right into the blondes stomach and Charlize breaks it off try to regain some breath. Bianca follows and another right buckles the blondes knees and she falls back into the ropes as the round ends. In Theron’s corner, Kate tells Charlize “I told you she could hit. Now you have a little height and reach advantage. Use those famous legs and peck away until you can use the heavy artillery.” In Kajlich’s corner, they are pleased Bianca won the round
Round 2. At the bell, Bianca move to the center of the ring but Charlize moves parallel to the ropes. She’s going to let Bianca come to her. Bianca closes and Charlize catches her with a left jab, a right hook and then a left hook and then moves to a corner, a dangerous place to be. Bianca takes the bait and moves in. Charlize lands an overhand left to the forehead
Follows with a left cross, right cross and another left. A right uppercut buckles Bianca’s legs. Kajlich lunges forward and wraps her arms around the blonde for a clinch. She manages to free the left arm while keeping the right arm around the blondes upper body. She starts pumping lefts into Theron’s midsection. Theron is taking midsection beating. She can’t punch back because Bianca is in two close with her head resting on Theron’s shoulder. Finally the referee manages to break them apart. Once again Charlize start using those legs to move and pepper Bianca with jabs and crosses, but the footwork is a little slower than previously. The bell calls a halt to the activity. In Theron’s corner, Upton cautions “Look, Bianca is solidly built. She is stronger than you. You can’t let the clinch with you. She will wear you out with body work.
Round 3. At the bell both move slowly to the center of the ring carefully watching the other. The question becomes who is stalking who. Suddenly Charlize darts in and catches Bianca with a left to the forehead, a right to the side of the head, and left to the face before Bianca gets her guard up. Bianca finally lands a right hook to the blonde’s midsection. She going back to Charlize’s body. She’s going to take those legs away. A Theron right cross sails by Bianca chin and again she punches away at the blondes body as she drives her towards the ropes. Upton yells at Theron “Stay off the ropes” as Charlize hits the strands. Upton again yells. “Get off the ropes. Don’t let her clinch.” The words come too late. Kajlich has her arms around Theron. Charlize try to break the hold as they wrestle along the ropes Suddenly Bianca shoves Theron back and delivers a short right on the point of Charlize’s chin. THE GOLDEN GODDESS is down. Chalize is laying face down under the lower rope. Bianca goes to a corner and watches her opponent struggle to get up. Charlize is on both knees at the five count. On one knee at seven and is up laying against the ropes at nine. The referee checks the blonde’s eyes and then waives Bianca it but the bell rings cheating Bianca the chance of catching Theron with a fight ended big right. Bianca’s corner is jubilant. Theron can’t take much more. She as good as done. In Theron’s corner her team goes to work. Neve breaks ammonia capsules and give the blonde something to drink. Tess Valmore has the cold towel over Theron’s head and massages the back and shoulders. Cassandra works on the legs. At the bell they have Theron standing. Bianca’s corner fails to see the look on Theron’s face. It was the look she gave Will Smith in the movie Hancock as she said those famous words "Call me crazy….one….more time” There is a storm coming.
Round 4. Bianca is out of her corner confident that she was going to pull an upset. He guard was high with the right hand cocked, ready to deliver the knockout punch to a legend, the GOAT. Theron is moving deliberately, slowly. Her left hand was up protecting her face. The right hand was lower, chest high. Bianca makes a move towards Charlize, who backs away. Every time Bianca makes a move to close on the blonde she avoids getting close. A minute goes by with no real action. Bianca is frustrated. She wants to finish the fight and go home. Suddenly she lunges at the blonde and cuts loose with that big right hand in a roundhouse punch that sails by Theron’s chin by inches. At the same time Theron’s right comes off her hip in a body twist fashion with all of Theron’s 126 pounds behind it. The sound of the punch landing can be heard in the ringside seats. Bianca’s hands drop to her side and her body sways a moment and then she crashes to the canvas on her back. Nobody is surprised when she doesn’t move and the referee counts her out. Charlize returning to her corner from a neutral one is giving a big hug by Upton and then Valmore. Theron turns her attention to Bianca and us relieved to see that she is coming around
AFTER. Charlize and Bianca are at the press table. Charlize: “This was the second straight fight that I have been saved by the bell. Kate Upton warned me that Bianca was a heavy hitter and she is stronger then me. You all saw how she manhandled me along the ropes and then landed that perfect straight right hand to my chin. I beat the count. but I was essentially out on my feet. This is just another fight that my incredible corner won for me. Without them I wouldn’t have finished the fifth. Bianca takes the mic. “Obviously this fight didn’t go the way I wanted. I had Charlize beaten in the third. I took too long in getting her to the ropes. Charlize legging it away from me delayed me getting her on the ropes. That was actually the plan. Yes, the bell probably saved her, but she should have been easy meat in the fourth. It turned out the other way. I was the easy meat. I should have been able to finish Charlize after the damage she took in the third. You have heard how she can comeback from beatings, well it it true as I found out. I thank Charlize for taking this bout and who knows. We’re getting old but maybe we will meet again Who knows”