Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Oct 31, 2023 18:34:52 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"All these years," says Adelaide with a shake of the head. "And, this is only my third fight. And, this girl has had that many in just a few months. Well. Tonight, I'll prove that I deserve MORE opportunities and that, just maybe, she deserves LESS."
"Adelaide is doing a lot of talking for a girl with ZERO wins in the FCBA," says a hard-eyed Cristy. "She'll be doing LESS talking when I'm done with her.."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Theme of Laura' by Akira Yamaoka, and here comes lovely blonde Adelaide Clemens..."
McCarthy: "TYPICAL Dancing Hooker Opponent. NO FCBA wins!"
Cassie: "But, as Clemens points out, she's had only two career fights, both here at Asylum..."
McCarthy: "Proving my point that this bimbo is being brought in here as cannon father for this overrated Dancing Hooker!"
O'Dell: "Clemens into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a gold number that has the crowd buzzing, and, that's 'Back In The U.S.S.R.' by the Fab Four banging through the arena, and here comes 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"
Tess: "Ren off to a good start for Front Street and is going to be pushed in a lot of places, light, welter, beach, JMDD."
O'Dell: "Cristy into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd showing PLENTY of appreciation for the brunette beauty in that pink and green number she likes. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Cristy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Ren."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous in the first and Clemens out to make everyone look bad early. Blonde using that length effectively as she gets her box on. Ren willing to box with, but definitely not getting the better of it right now, ladies..."
Cassie: "Clemens has the geometry she wants for sure."
O'Dell: "Does, indeed, and Ren a girl who's only in her fourth FCBA fight, so she doesn't have a ton of experience adjusting to stuff like this. And, that's showing at the moment, as Adelaide is getting much the better of things in the first."
McCarthy: "Ren getting taken to school..."
O'Dell: "Brunette managing to score here and there, but, yeah, pretty much. Clemens has been in control from the very beginning and, with ten seconds to go, that's not changing. NICE combination by Adelaide, and there's the bell. Clemens. Wide."
Tess: "And, Adelaide grabs the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second underway and Ren determined to change the terms here. She's working forward behind that jab, making Clemens give ground. Adelaide willing to go that, landing in the counter well, while Cristy gets some real offense going for the first time."
McCarthy: "Come into my parlor..."
O'Dell: "That's clearly what the blonde is thinking here. Willing to cede canvas, work in the counter. Not going to stand and bang with Cristy, who, we've already seen, has welter power. All of this adding up to a pretty good two-way round..."
Tess: "Sure is. Both fighters having success."
O'Dell: "We're coming down the stretch in the second. Not a lot in it this time. SHARP exchange there, with both fighters landing a solid right hand. Five seconds left. Clemens going to circle away and there's the bell. Close to Adelaide."
Cassie: "And, Clemens doubles the lead to 20-18."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Ren coming forward again in the third, and she's getting punches put together pretty well now. She's got the blonde going backward in a big way. Clemens still trying to make a fighting retreat out of it, but it's less fight and more retreat..."
Cassie: "Cristy's got the range now, and she's bringing the guns to bear."
O'Dell: "Sure is. Clemens playing a LOT of defense right now as the brunette's getting off lusty and in combination. Adelaide not hurt, but she's taking a LOT of fire from a LOT of different places right now. GOOD right hand by Ren backs Clemens up a step..."
McCarthy: "Kid needs to get off square..."
O'Dell: "Ten seconds remaining in what's been, by far, the brunette's best round of the fight. Cristy staying after Adelaide, banging away with both hands. Clemens tying up, and there's the bell. Not close this time. Ren."
Tess: "And, Cristy cuts the lead to 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Ren on a mission to start the third. She's stepping forward behind that jab, walking Clemens down. Blonde isn't hurt, but she can't hold canvas at this point. Russian beauty getting VERY physical now as she's THUMPING away to head and body..."
Tess: "Really landing some shots. Clemens doing VERY well to take those..."
O'Dell: "And, she's taking even MORE of them now. GOOD right hand from Ren sends Adelaide back a step. Clemens working hard to stay off the ropes here and DOWN SHE GOES! A BOOMING overhand right from Ren and we've got BLONDE GIRL DOWN!"
Cassie: "And, not likely to get up..."
O'Dell: "Cristy to a neutral corner. Clemens down on her right side, not moving at ALL. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Still no movement from the blonde. Six. Seven. This is academic. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Cristy Ren, and, Cristy, a little bit of a slow start for you..."
Cristy (nodding): "She's long, Tess, and she's a slick boxer. It took me a minute to figure out how to get to my spots. But, when I did, I took over."
Tess: "That's four wins for you in the last four months. Thinking about a break?"
Cristy (shaking her head): "No WAY, Tess. I want to keep going and get two more fights this year. Feeling better and more confident every time out. No sense in stopping now!"
"All these years," says Adelaide with a shake of the head. "And, this is only my third fight. And, this girl has had that many in just a few months. Well. Tonight, I'll prove that I deserve MORE opportunities and that, just maybe, she deserves LESS."
"Adelaide is doing a lot of talking for a girl with ZERO wins in the FCBA," says a hard-eyed Cristy. "She'll be doing LESS talking when I'm done with her.."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Theme of Laura' by Akira Yamaoka, and here comes lovely blonde Adelaide Clemens..."
McCarthy: "TYPICAL Dancing Hooker Opponent. NO FCBA wins!"
Cassie: "But, as Clemens points out, she's had only two career fights, both here at Asylum..."
McCarthy: "Proving my point that this bimbo is being brought in here as cannon father for this overrated Dancing Hooker!"
O'Dell: "Clemens into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a gold number that has the crowd buzzing, and, that's 'Back In The U.S.S.R.' by the Fab Four banging through the arena, and here comes 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"
Tess: "Ren off to a good start for Front Street and is going to be pushed in a lot of places, light, welter, beach, JMDD."
O'Dell: "Cristy into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd showing PLENTY of appreciation for the brunette beauty in that pink and green number she likes. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Cristy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Ren."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous in the first and Clemens out to make everyone look bad early. Blonde using that length effectively as she gets her box on. Ren willing to box with, but definitely not getting the better of it right now, ladies..."
Cassie: "Clemens has the geometry she wants for sure."
O'Dell: "Does, indeed, and Ren a girl who's only in her fourth FCBA fight, so she doesn't have a ton of experience adjusting to stuff like this. And, that's showing at the moment, as Adelaide is getting much the better of things in the first."
McCarthy: "Ren getting taken to school..."
O'Dell: "Brunette managing to score here and there, but, yeah, pretty much. Clemens has been in control from the very beginning and, with ten seconds to go, that's not changing. NICE combination by Adelaide, and there's the bell. Clemens. Wide."
Tess: "And, Adelaide grabs the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second underway and Ren determined to change the terms here. She's working forward behind that jab, making Clemens give ground. Adelaide willing to go that, landing in the counter well, while Cristy gets some real offense going for the first time."
McCarthy: "Come into my parlor..."
O'Dell: "That's clearly what the blonde is thinking here. Willing to cede canvas, work in the counter. Not going to stand and bang with Cristy, who, we've already seen, has welter power. All of this adding up to a pretty good two-way round..."
Tess: "Sure is. Both fighters having success."
O'Dell: "We're coming down the stretch in the second. Not a lot in it this time. SHARP exchange there, with both fighters landing a solid right hand. Five seconds left. Clemens going to circle away and there's the bell. Close to Adelaide."
Cassie: "And, Clemens doubles the lead to 20-18."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Ren coming forward again in the third, and she's getting punches put together pretty well now. She's got the blonde going backward in a big way. Clemens still trying to make a fighting retreat out of it, but it's less fight and more retreat..."
Cassie: "Cristy's got the range now, and she's bringing the guns to bear."
O'Dell: "Sure is. Clemens playing a LOT of defense right now as the brunette's getting off lusty and in combination. Adelaide not hurt, but she's taking a LOT of fire from a LOT of different places right now. GOOD right hand by Ren backs Clemens up a step..."
McCarthy: "Kid needs to get off square..."
O'Dell: "Ten seconds remaining in what's been, by far, the brunette's best round of the fight. Cristy staying after Adelaide, banging away with both hands. Clemens tying up, and there's the bell. Not close this time. Ren."
Tess: "And, Cristy cuts the lead to 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Ren on a mission to start the third. She's stepping forward behind that jab, walking Clemens down. Blonde isn't hurt, but she can't hold canvas at this point. Russian beauty getting VERY physical now as she's THUMPING away to head and body..."
Tess: "Really landing some shots. Clemens doing VERY well to take those..."
O'Dell: "And, she's taking even MORE of them now. GOOD right hand from Ren sends Adelaide back a step. Clemens working hard to stay off the ropes here and DOWN SHE GOES! A BOOMING overhand right from Ren and we've got BLONDE GIRL DOWN!"
Cassie: "And, not likely to get up..."
O'Dell: "Cristy to a neutral corner. Clemens down on her right side, not moving at ALL. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Still no movement from the blonde. Six. Seven. This is academic. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Cristy Ren, and, Cristy, a little bit of a slow start for you..."
Cristy (nodding): "She's long, Tess, and she's a slick boxer. It took me a minute to figure out how to get to my spots. But, when I did, I took over."
Tess: "That's four wins for you in the last four months. Thinking about a break?"
Cristy (shaking her head): "No WAY, Tess. I want to keep going and get two more fights this year. Feeling better and more confident every time out. No sense in stopping now!"