Predictions- October PPV

We are back to the predictions without Miss Valmore. She was taken off the FCBA because of her close friendship with Upton, Theron and several Front Street personal. She was assigned to cover Women’s Field Hockey and Professional Bowing where upon she gave the boss the finger and promptly joined Front Street

Due to the sheer number of possible fights, we will predict the winner with little or no comment. If we do say something that is disagreeable to you. feel free to say nothing

Empress of the Body Saddle Elite Eight (Just adding another phony title)
ANYA TAYLOR JOY/MICHELLE KEEGAN—ANYA TAYLOR JOY

VIVIAN HSIEH/NATASHA CALIS—CALIS. She’s three inches taller

MIA KHALIFA/JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT—KHALIFA. She’s 14 years younger

MALU TREVEJO/HAILEE STEINFELD. STEINFELD. Trevejo has lost eight of her last nine

MILLIE BOBBY BROWN/CREE CICCHINO—BROWN. Cicchino lost to Grande

KYLIE JENNER/ELIZABETH TURNER—TURNER. Turner is four inches taller

DOVE CAMERON/CAMILA MENDES JMD Somebody tell me what’s so attractive about JMD/D

NATALIE PORTMAN/HAYDEN PANETTIERE—PORTMAN. Panettiere is over the hill. Three straight bad years

PEYTON ROI LIST/NAOMI SCOTT—SCOTT

PAIGE SPIRINAC/BELLA THORNE. JMD

ASHLEY GRAHAM/JAMEELA JAMIL—GRAHAM. Jamil has had eight fights in ten years

JAMIE HAYTER/ROBYN LAWLEY—LAWLEY. She’s six inches taller

BRITTANY SNOW/R0XANNE PEREZ—SNOW. Has the experience and is three inches taller

VALERIE LOUREDA/ASHLEY BENSON—LOUREDA. Benson has lost ten of her. lost of her last eleven

ALICE SABATINI/CASSIDY FREEMAN—SABATINI She is fourteen years younger

ELETTRA LAMBORGHINI/AVA MAX. JMD

SAYUKI MATSUMOTO/LORENA RAE RAE Both have lost seven of their last nine but Rae is over three inches taller

LORELLA BOCCIA/LAURA PAUSINI. BOCCIA. Pausini is in demand. Wonder why

MING XI/HANNAH DAVIS— MING XI Davis has lost he last seven

BLAKE LIVELY/DANIELLE HERRINGTON—LIVELY

TAYLOR SWIFT/EMILY DIDONATO—DIDONATO

NATA LEE/ZARA McDERMOTT—LEE. McDermott’s FCBA debut

HARUMI NEMOTO/LUCY PINDER—NEMOTO She beat Pinder in July

MIKIE HARA/ASUKA KURAMOCHI—KURAMOCHI. She beat Hara in April

IIi CHENG/JAMIE PANG—PANG She has three inch height advantage

EMMA ROBERTS/CHLOE GRACE MORETZ—ROBERTS Won five of last six

MADDIE ZIEGLER/JENNA ORTEGA—ZIEGLER. Won seven of last ten

AVRIL LAVIGNE/CIERRA RAMIREZ—LAVIGNE

HANNAH PALMER./HUNTER KING. JMD

LOTTIE MOSS/GINNY GARDNER—GARDNER. Has height advantage

SANDRA KUBICKA/ANNA TATANGELO—KUBICKA I’m prejudiced

ABIGAIL RATCHFORD/BELLA HADID—RATCHFORD. Hadid has lost her seven of her last eight

RACHEL HUNTER/ELIZABETH HURLEY—HURLEY. How old is too old? Hurley is 58. Hunter is 54 and she hasn’t had a fight since 2008.

KIERNAN SHIPKA/MICHELLE KEEGAN—KEEGAN. Shipka has lost five of her last six,

LIVVY DUNNE.MINKA KELLY—KELLY Dunne is being pushed too fast

EMILY ROMAN/SOPHIE TURNER—TURNER. Early

ELLIE THURMANN/KENNEDY MCMANN—MCMANN. McMann has won twelve of last thirteen. Thurman is a newbie

VALERIE KAUFMAN/EVELINA MAMAJEVA—MAMAJEVA. Who are these people? Mamajeva is 6’2’

SABRINA CARPENTER/BREC BASSINGER—BASSINGER Has beaten Michelle Williams and Dove Cameron

CHRISSY COSTANZA/BECKY G.—COSTANZA. Becky G has lost six of her last eight. These so called “gauntlet” fights are nothing new. They go back to February 1999”

CHRISSY COSTANZA/JANETTE MCCURDY—COSTANZA. McCurdy hasn’t fought in almost a year and has lost five of her last six

DANIELLE PANABAKER/AMANDA TRIVIZAS—TRIVIZAS

DANIELLE PANABAKER/ELIZABETH GILLIES—PANABAKER. Gillies has lost eight of her last nine

SUMMER GLAU/NATALIE DORMER—DORMER. Glau is a lost cause

KENDALL JENNER/AMBER HEARD—JENNER. Heard has delusions of grandeur

OLIVIA HOLT/MIA KHALIFA—HOLT

SAMARA WEAVING/ALISHA DIXON—WEAVING Dixon has lost six of last seven

NOW WE COME TO THE MEANINGLESS TITLES

EMPRESS OF THE BODY SADDLE FINAL FOUR

ANYA TAYLOR JOY/NATASHA CALIS—ANYA TAYLOR JOY

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT/HAILEE STEINFELD—HAILEE STEINFELD

COUGAR TITLE. JENNY MCCARTHY/KIM KARDASHIAN—MCCARTHY. This goes to show how low the so called Cougars has become

JAGUAR TITLE STANA KATIC/ADRIANNE PALICKI-PALICKI. Another case of prejudice

JMDD Title ALEXANDRIA DADDARIO/VALENTINE FRADEGRADA—

NOW FOR THE REAL, OFFICIAL TITLES

FLYWEIGHT TITLE VANESSA HUDGENS/MICHELLE WILLIAMS—VANESSA HUDGENS. Hudgens is on a roll while Williams is having a poor year

BANTAMWEIGHT TITLE. PRIYANKA CHOPRA/CHLOE BENNET—CHOPRA Fought the tougher schedule

LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE DUA LIPA/LILLY JAMES—LILLY JAMES. She is 2-0 against Lipa

WELTERWEIGHT. KATE UPTON/AMY WILLERTON—KATE UPTON. We have to go with Kate. We need her in Theron’s corner.