Post by Boxing World Online on Oct 5, 2023 18:01:44 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at lightweight, where Adelaide Clemens makes her Asylum return against 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"
Alison: "Bantamweight action follows, as Allison Williams returns to Philly to face off with Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Kat: "We'll move to flyweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Leighton Meester against 'The Five-Tool Player' Kristen Stewart!"
Alison: "More flyweight action follows, with the Philly return of Amanda Seyfried against 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
Kat: "We'll move back to lightweight next for the Asylum return of Ali Larter against 'The Calgary Crusader', Tate McRae on Asylum Beach!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum debut of Girls Friday's Sophia Bush who'll challenge for the JMD title against 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats XI: Hallowe'en At The Asylum!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "You said you were thinking of having another title fight at Asylum..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "Well, as we said, Sophia had already agreed to the fight before Sophie had the title, and, in fact, before she even had a title SHOT. So, only fair that we honor the contract, which we will do."
Tess: "Lots of your developmental girls on this card..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "Yes, there are. We're lookin' ta get work for Tate, Cristy, and Mikayla. Very high on all three. Very. And, you know what ELSE I'm high on? Chef's grilled steaks..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at lightweight, where Adelaide Clemens makes her Asylum return against 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"
Alison: "Bantamweight action follows, as Allison Williams returns to Philly to face off with Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Kat: "We'll move to flyweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Leighton Meester against 'The Five-Tool Player' Kristen Stewart!"
Alison: "More flyweight action follows, with the Philly return of Amanda Seyfried against 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
Kat: "We'll move back to lightweight next for the Asylum return of Ali Larter against 'The Calgary Crusader', Tate McRae on Asylum Beach!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum debut of Girls Friday's Sophia Bush who'll challenge for the JMD title against 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats XI: Hallowe'en At The Asylum!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "You said you were thinking of having another title fight at Asylum..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "Well, as we said, Sophia had already agreed to the fight before Sophie had the title, and, in fact, before she even had a title SHOT. So, only fair that we honor the contract, which we will do."
Tess: "Lots of your developmental girls on this card..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "Yes, there are. We're lookin' ta get work for Tate, Cristy, and Mikayla. Very high on all three. Very. And, you know what ELSE I'm high on? Chef's grilled steaks..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"