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Emily Blunt vs Charlize Theron
Results; Lookout; Story Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
Emily Blunt
Age 40
Height 5’ 7”
11-15-0
Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
326-127 -12
1 Unified Featherweight (Bantam) Title 1999 Not recognized as official
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Titles
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/28/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall OF Fame
Recognized as the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
Emily is at the podium. Charlize as usual is in her dressing room watching Emily of the television. Charlize never appears at the podium out of fear of saying the wrong thing. Emily “Seven years ago Charlize and I were in “The Huntsman, A Winters War”. We had a great time making that movie. Charlize was hilarious which was a good thing because she is a terrible actress. I played Queen Freya. Charlize reprised her role as the evil Queen Ravenna. I was her younger sister from the North, the Ice Queen In the movie we had problems and conflicts but we never came to blows Charlize and I talked about who would win if we did it on the beach,. She’s older than me, but she is a little taller. That simply means she will take more room on the sand as she lays there out cold”. Charlize on hearing Emily’s talk “I can’t believe she said that.One of us is going to be counted out and it isn’t going to be me. Upton chimes in “It won’t happen if you listen to me after all I am the welterweight champion. Think about it, how many over-the-hill, old enough to be a grandmother who pretend to be a fighter, have the welter champion in their corner. Cassandra Lynn “I hate to say it Charlize, but she has a point.” Charlize looks at the bigger blonde “Its time for us to head to the ring, but on the way Kate, reflect on who won our last fight
The Theron caravan heads to the ring with Cassandra Lynn leading the way. Charlize is flanked by Kate Upton and Tess Valmore with Neve bring up the
Rear. Once inside the ring Tess brings Ravenna’s crown and puts it on Charlize’s head. Charlize holds her robe open with both hands as her corner attendants follow her around the ring. As they pass Emily, she breaks out laughing while Charlize struggles to keep a straight face
The dramatics done the meet for instructions in the center of the ring. Blunt is warring black bikini with black boots and gloves. Charlize is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. She solemnly listens to the instructions for the 466th time. They touch gloves and return to their corners.
Round 1. As usual Charlize opens the action with three rights jabs. The first catches Emily in the face. Charlize doesn’t get to throw the second jab for
Emily lands a left upside the blonde’s head and then a right that backs Charlize up. Emily stays with he opponent backing her up with additional right-left combinations. Charlize feels the ropes on her back. An overhand right to the forehead sends Blunt back a couple steps and Charlize is quickly off the ropes and lands a combination to Blunt jaw. Emily stops Theron’’s attack with solid right to Theron’s midsection followed by a right-left to Theron chest. Theron’s gloves drop to protect her chest and Emily goes back to head rocking the blonde with a pair of crosses that send her back to the ropes. Emily follows up with a flurry to the midsection. The smaller brunette is having her way with her famous opponent as the round ends. In Theron’s corner Upton greets her with “what was that” Valmore adds “She really showed you up. Upton “Come on Just because you like her doesn’t mean she needs to beat you”
Round 2. At the bell, Charlize shows she is no worse for ware as she is quickly out to the center of the ring greeting the brunette with a right cross to the jaw and follows up with a left and then another right. This time it is Emily that is on the ropes and on the receiving end of Theron punches. Charlize is concentrating on the head looking to land a knockout punch. Emily fortunately has her gloves up warding off most to the punches. Charlize slows down and Emily takes advantage with a big left hook that buckles the Goddess’s legs and sends her back to the center of the ring. Emily is slow to follow up, a mistake that could cost her. Charlize takes over the action closing of Emily and going to the body. A series of punches have Emily back on the ropes. Once again her gloves up protecting the face. Charlize is ready to kill the body but the round ends. Upton is pleased. “You got her worrying about her head. Finish her off to the body”
Round 3. At the bell both meet in the center of the ring. Theron lands a right cross to Emily’s head, but a left cross misses and Blunt catches Charlize with a hard right between the eyes stopping the blonde in her tracks. Blunt drives Charlize back to the ropes with crosses to the head. Her back to the ropes, Charlize finally gets her guard up to protect that Academy Award winning face. With Charlize’s guard up Emily goes to the body with hooks to the midsection and crosses to the chest. Upton yells at Charlize to start fighting. Blunt drives a right into Theron’s solar plexus and a gut shot Theron stumbles along the ropes. She reaches a corner, her back to Emily. Blunt stares at the blondes back and start to pound away as the bell calls a halt to the round. In Theron’s corner the Nascar corner goes to work. Neve breaks a couple ammonia capsules under Theron’s nose. Tess has a cold towel over Theron’s head and is massaging her back while Cassandra Lynn is rubbing the blondes long legs. Upton doesn’t have much to say
Round 4.Theron is standing at the bell and moves towards the center of the ring where the two meet with Emily believing she is going to end the fight is this round. She fakes a left but before she can unleash the right Theron kisses her forehead with an overhand right and follows with a left to the head. The surprised brunette is knocked a couple steps and then takes a few more steps. Instinct tells her go after Theron but her first step towards the goddess earns her a left to the mouth and then a right upside the. Head. Charlize stays on her with a left-right to the head. As Blunt raises her guard the big blonde goes. to the body. She pounds lefts and rights into midsection forcing Emily back to the ropes Emily has no choice but to slug it out with Theron. Blunts getting the worse of it as the round ends. In Theron’s corner Kate tells her “You got her where you want. Go out and be aggressive. Use that right hand and we can go home”
Round 5. Emily is a little slow coming out of her corner. Charlize lands a couple jabs to Emily face and start loading up that right hand when Emily sinks a right hand into Theron’s stomach. Charlize stumbles back gasping for breath. Emily lands another one of her punches between Theron’s eyes. She has Theron hurt but Charlize proves the old saying that she is most dangerous when hurt. She falls back into the ropes and then comes off them with a left cross that knocks
Blunt to the right. Theron then lands a left that sends Emily back a few steps. Theron presses her advantage only to have Blunt drive that right back into
Theron’s stomach. She is not going to let the Goddess stagger away. It’s now survival as the two are toe to toe going for the knockout. Charlize is getting the better of it as the round ends. Upton greets Theron “You had her and let her get away. You can’t afford for that to happen. I told you to load up that right, you didn’t and look what happened. Blunt is no patsy. She has the ability to flatten you. Take charge and whip that right off your hip and she won’t know what hit her.
Round 6. Blunt is out of her corner ready to brawl. She taken Theron’s punches so far. She believes she should go back to the blonde’s solar plexus that should set her up for the final punch. Theron is more deliberate. She seems to be no hurry to get into Emily’s punching range. Emily gets into punching range She’s wants to land another between Charlize’s eyes and then go to the belly button. She fails to notice that Theron is holding her right hand off her hip. Emily starts to throw the punch between the blonde’s eyes but it doesn’t get off as Theron’s body rotates to the left and the right comes off her hip with all of her 126 pounds behind it. It lands, as intended, on Blunts chin and she drops like she has been shot. Charlize bother to look. She knows the fight is over She greeted by Kate “see what happens when you do what I tell you. They put Ravenna’s crown back on the Theron’s blonde hair and head back to the dressing room
AFTER
Charlize and Emily are at the press table. Charlize is still wearing Ravenna’s crown. Emily comments “Would you please take that crown off You are just trying to embarrass me.” Charlize takes the crown off “You know you could be wearing this crown. You came close to winning this fight. I almost didn’t last the first round” Emily, with a big smile on her face, responds “I have to admit you are a better fighter than you are an actress”. Charlize “We need to make another movie together. I would probably win another Academy Award. How many do you have?”Emily: “When you got that award, they called me and asked what I thought about you. I told them you were young, ugly and stupid and you needed encouragement. That’s how you got that award”
Tractorpull reporter: What about the fight?
Emily; You saw it. Draw your own conclusions. We are going to a late dinner
This big blonde is buying. Say goodnight Charlize”
Charlize: "Goodnight"
Results; Lookout; Story Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
Emily Blunt
Age 40
Height 5’ 7”
11-15-0
Charlize Theron
Age 48
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
326-127 -12
1 Unified Featherweight (Bantam) Title 1999 Not recognized as official
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Titles
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/28/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall OF Fame
Recognized as the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
Emily is at the podium. Charlize as usual is in her dressing room watching Emily of the television. Charlize never appears at the podium out of fear of saying the wrong thing. Emily “Seven years ago Charlize and I were in “The Huntsman, A Winters War”. We had a great time making that movie. Charlize was hilarious which was a good thing because she is a terrible actress. I played Queen Freya. Charlize reprised her role as the evil Queen Ravenna. I was her younger sister from the North, the Ice Queen In the movie we had problems and conflicts but we never came to blows Charlize and I talked about who would win if we did it on the beach,. She’s older than me, but she is a little taller. That simply means she will take more room on the sand as she lays there out cold”. Charlize on hearing Emily’s talk “I can’t believe she said that.One of us is going to be counted out and it isn’t going to be me. Upton chimes in “It won’t happen if you listen to me after all I am the welterweight champion. Think about it, how many over-the-hill, old enough to be a grandmother who pretend to be a fighter, have the welter champion in their corner. Cassandra Lynn “I hate to say it Charlize, but she has a point.” Charlize looks at the bigger blonde “Its time for us to head to the ring, but on the way Kate, reflect on who won our last fight
The Theron caravan heads to the ring with Cassandra Lynn leading the way. Charlize is flanked by Kate Upton and Tess Valmore with Neve bring up the
Rear. Once inside the ring Tess brings Ravenna’s crown and puts it on Charlize’s head. Charlize holds her robe open with both hands as her corner attendants follow her around the ring. As they pass Emily, she breaks out laughing while Charlize struggles to keep a straight face
The dramatics done the meet for instructions in the center of the ring. Blunt is warring black bikini with black boots and gloves. Charlize is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. She solemnly listens to the instructions for the 466th time. They touch gloves and return to their corners.
Round 1. As usual Charlize opens the action with three rights jabs. The first catches Emily in the face. Charlize doesn’t get to throw the second jab for
Emily lands a left upside the blonde’s head and then a right that backs Charlize up. Emily stays with he opponent backing her up with additional right-left combinations. Charlize feels the ropes on her back. An overhand right to the forehead sends Blunt back a couple steps and Charlize is quickly off the ropes and lands a combination to Blunt jaw. Emily stops Theron’’s attack with solid right to Theron’s midsection followed by a right-left to Theron chest. Theron’s gloves drop to protect her chest and Emily goes back to head rocking the blonde with a pair of crosses that send her back to the ropes. Emily follows up with a flurry to the midsection. The smaller brunette is having her way with her famous opponent as the round ends. In Theron’s corner Upton greets her with “what was that” Valmore adds “She really showed you up. Upton “Come on Just because you like her doesn’t mean she needs to beat you”
Round 2. At the bell, Charlize shows she is no worse for ware as she is quickly out to the center of the ring greeting the brunette with a right cross to the jaw and follows up with a left and then another right. This time it is Emily that is on the ropes and on the receiving end of Theron punches. Charlize is concentrating on the head looking to land a knockout punch. Emily fortunately has her gloves up warding off most to the punches. Charlize slows down and Emily takes advantage with a big left hook that buckles the Goddess’s legs and sends her back to the center of the ring. Emily is slow to follow up, a mistake that could cost her. Charlize takes over the action closing of Emily and going to the body. A series of punches have Emily back on the ropes. Once again her gloves up protecting the face. Charlize is ready to kill the body but the round ends. Upton is pleased. “You got her worrying about her head. Finish her off to the body”
Round 3. At the bell both meet in the center of the ring. Theron lands a right cross to Emily’s head, but a left cross misses and Blunt catches Charlize with a hard right between the eyes stopping the blonde in her tracks. Blunt drives Charlize back to the ropes with crosses to the head. Her back to the ropes, Charlize finally gets her guard up to protect that Academy Award winning face. With Charlize’s guard up Emily goes to the body with hooks to the midsection and crosses to the chest. Upton yells at Charlize to start fighting. Blunt drives a right into Theron’s solar plexus and a gut shot Theron stumbles along the ropes. She reaches a corner, her back to Emily. Blunt stares at the blondes back and start to pound away as the bell calls a halt to the round. In Theron’s corner the Nascar corner goes to work. Neve breaks a couple ammonia capsules under Theron’s nose. Tess has a cold towel over Theron’s head and is massaging her back while Cassandra Lynn is rubbing the blondes long legs. Upton doesn’t have much to say
Round 4.Theron is standing at the bell and moves towards the center of the ring where the two meet with Emily believing she is going to end the fight is this round. She fakes a left but before she can unleash the right Theron kisses her forehead with an overhand right and follows with a left to the head. The surprised brunette is knocked a couple steps and then takes a few more steps. Instinct tells her go after Theron but her first step towards the goddess earns her a left to the mouth and then a right upside the. Head. Charlize stays on her with a left-right to the head. As Blunt raises her guard the big blonde goes. to the body. She pounds lefts and rights into midsection forcing Emily back to the ropes Emily has no choice but to slug it out with Theron. Blunts getting the worse of it as the round ends. In Theron’s corner Kate tells her “You got her where you want. Go out and be aggressive. Use that right hand and we can go home”
Round 5. Emily is a little slow coming out of her corner. Charlize lands a couple jabs to Emily face and start loading up that right hand when Emily sinks a right hand into Theron’s stomach. Charlize stumbles back gasping for breath. Emily lands another one of her punches between Theron’s eyes. She has Theron hurt but Charlize proves the old saying that she is most dangerous when hurt. She falls back into the ropes and then comes off them with a left cross that knocks
Blunt to the right. Theron then lands a left that sends Emily back a few steps. Theron presses her advantage only to have Blunt drive that right back into
Theron’s stomach. She is not going to let the Goddess stagger away. It’s now survival as the two are toe to toe going for the knockout. Charlize is getting the better of it as the round ends. Upton greets Theron “You had her and let her get away. You can’t afford for that to happen. I told you to load up that right, you didn’t and look what happened. Blunt is no patsy. She has the ability to flatten you. Take charge and whip that right off your hip and she won’t know what hit her.
Round 6. Blunt is out of her corner ready to brawl. She taken Theron’s punches so far. She believes she should go back to the blonde’s solar plexus that should set her up for the final punch. Theron is more deliberate. She seems to be no hurry to get into Emily’s punching range. Emily gets into punching range She’s wants to land another between Charlize’s eyes and then go to the belly button. She fails to notice that Theron is holding her right hand off her hip. Emily starts to throw the punch between the blonde’s eyes but it doesn’t get off as Theron’s body rotates to the left and the right comes off her hip with all of her 126 pounds behind it. It lands, as intended, on Blunts chin and she drops like she has been shot. Charlize bother to look. She knows the fight is over She greeted by Kate “see what happens when you do what I tell you. They put Ravenna’s crown back on the Theron’s blonde hair and head back to the dressing room
AFTER
Charlize and Emily are at the press table. Charlize is still wearing Ravenna’s crown. Emily comments “Would you please take that crown off You are just trying to embarrass me.” Charlize takes the crown off “You know you could be wearing this crown. You came close to winning this fight. I almost didn’t last the first round” Emily, with a big smile on her face, responds “I have to admit you are a better fighter than you are an actress”. Charlize “We need to make another movie together. I would probably win another Academy Award. How many do you have?”Emily: “When you got that award, they called me and asked what I thought about you. I told them you were young, ugly and stupid and you needed encouragement. That’s how you got that award”
Tractorpull reporter: What about the fight?
Emily; You saw it. Draw your own conclusions. We are going to a late dinner
This big blonde is buying. Say goodnight Charlize”
Charlize: "Goodnight"