Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Sept 30, 2023 17:40:14 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Everyone knows why I'm here," says a hard-eyed Beau. "I'm just an opponent to get the latest Front Street hot prospect some rounds. Well. I'm about to UPSET that little apple cart and stomp those apples flat."
"Beau is a smart veteran," Cristy admits. "She's dangerous. But, I'm better. And, that will be the difference."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Cold' by Crossfade, and here comes lovely blonde Beau Garrett..."
McCarthy: "And, EVERY time she comes here I say she's a TOMATO CAN, and she IS."
O'Dell: "Beau wasting no time getting to the ring and climbing inside. She's helped off with the robe and the crowd quickly popping for Ms. Garrett in that maroon number we've seen before. And, that's 'Back In The U.S.S.R.' by the Fab Four you hear behind us, and here comes 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"
Tess: "Ren off to a good start for Front Street..."
McCarthy: "Against ZERO opposition as usual. In fact, I have it on GOOD authority that if Utgaard had been available when this stable kicked that overrated Del Toro to the curb, Ren would never have been signed! In fact, my sources tell me that someone else is probably getting axed soon to make room for Antje!"
Cassie: "I have it on BETTER authority that Cristy was being signed no matter WHO was available, and since I actually helped MAKE that decision..."
O'Dell: "Ren into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Crowd POPPING for the lovely brunette in that pink and green number she favors. And, it's time for some picks. Tess likes Cristy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "TOMATO. CAN. Ren!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous in the first. Beau going to make with that left jab early. No surprise that she wants to box here. Garrett PLENTY good at that, and not as physical as Ren, who, of course, can and will fight welter and has the power to do it..."
Tess: "Ren not having any, though. She's stepping right to behind her own left."
O'Dell: "Sure is. Brunette beauty determined to bring her power to bear here, backing up the blonde with hard shot. Beau not quite in full retreat, but she's definitely on the back foot as Ren gets aggressive in there, landing some solid stuff."
McCarthy: "Garrett has to punch for respect."
O'Dell: "Might come to that, yes, because, she's not GETTING any respect from the Russian beauty at the moment. Ren banging away, sitting down on punches, punishing the blonde with both hands as the final seconds tick away. There's the bell. Ren. Wide."
Cassie: "And Cristy takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Garrett doubling the jab now, moving laterally, giving some ground in spots, doing whatever she can to maintain the distance she wants. Ren working forward, mayhaps a bit too aggressively, playing into Beau's hands a bit."
McCarthy: "Weirdo's latest overrated Dancing Hooker getting taken to school. No surprise."
O'Dell: "Not sure about school, but there's no doubt the more experienced blonde is getting the better of things right now. She's getting punches put together, not being thrown to the defensive by the brunette's physicality like she was last stanza."
Cassie: "Cristy needs to settle down a bit. Pressing too hard right now."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed, and Garrett taking full advantage. She's had the edge the entire round, and, as the final fifteen seconds tick away, the blonde continuing to get the better of things. Good right from Beau and there's the bell. Garrett's round wide."
Tess: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Ren slowing it down a bit now. She's still coming forward behind the jab, but now rushing a lot less. She's moving the head, hands, and feet, working to slip that jab, then step inside and get off with heavy leather. Good stuff from Cristy right now, Mac..."
McCarthy: "Made a little adjustment. Kid must have a few smarts. Sure isn't getting any help from CAMPBELL..."
O'Dell: "Ren getting in rhythm now, backing up Garrett consistently with hard right hands. Cristy a NICE combination that backs up the blonde and then a BOOMING right hand and DOWN GOES BEAU! Oh, Garrett blown to her back by an absolutely NASTY right..."
Tess: "That might do it..."
O'Dell: "Ren to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Beau flat on her back, not moving at all. Six. Seven. This is going to be academic. EIght. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER. And your winner by KO3 is 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
Cassie: "Exactly what we were looking for from Cristy. Exactly."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore."
Tess: "I have our winner, Cristy Ren, and Cristy, little bit of a challenge in the second round, but you were in control most of the fight..."
Cristy (nodding): "Physically, she can't match me. But, she's a good, experienced fighter. I got too aggressive, and she was able to take advantage. But, when I settled down and got back to the fight plan, it was only a matter of time."
Tess: "Three fights in three months for you. Are you planning on a little break?"
Cristy (shaking her head): "Obviously, that's up to management, but I hope not. I'm looking to fight once a month the rest of the year, keep this momentum going. Light, welter, JMDD, beach. Just give me the contract and I'll sign it."
"Everyone knows why I'm here," says a hard-eyed Beau. "I'm just an opponent to get the latest Front Street hot prospect some rounds. Well. I'm about to UPSET that little apple cart and stomp those apples flat."
"Beau is a smart veteran," Cristy admits. "She's dangerous. But, I'm better. And, that will be the difference."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Cold' by Crossfade, and here comes lovely blonde Beau Garrett..."
McCarthy: "And, EVERY time she comes here I say she's a TOMATO CAN, and she IS."
O'Dell: "Beau wasting no time getting to the ring and climbing inside. She's helped off with the robe and the crowd quickly popping for Ms. Garrett in that maroon number we've seen before. And, that's 'Back In The U.S.S.R.' by the Fab Four you hear behind us, and here comes 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"
Tess: "Ren off to a good start for Front Street..."
McCarthy: "Against ZERO opposition as usual. In fact, I have it on GOOD authority that if Utgaard had been available when this stable kicked that overrated Del Toro to the curb, Ren would never have been signed! In fact, my sources tell me that someone else is probably getting axed soon to make room for Antje!"
Cassie: "I have it on BETTER authority that Cristy was being signed no matter WHO was available, and since I actually helped MAKE that decision..."
O'Dell: "Ren into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Crowd POPPING for the lovely brunette in that pink and green number she favors. And, it's time for some picks. Tess likes Cristy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "TOMATO. CAN. Ren!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous in the first. Beau going to make with that left jab early. No surprise that she wants to box here. Garrett PLENTY good at that, and not as physical as Ren, who, of course, can and will fight welter and has the power to do it..."
Tess: "Ren not having any, though. She's stepping right to behind her own left."
O'Dell: "Sure is. Brunette beauty determined to bring her power to bear here, backing up the blonde with hard shot. Beau not quite in full retreat, but she's definitely on the back foot as Ren gets aggressive in there, landing some solid stuff."
McCarthy: "Garrett has to punch for respect."
O'Dell: "Might come to that, yes, because, she's not GETTING any respect from the Russian beauty at the moment. Ren banging away, sitting down on punches, punishing the blonde with both hands as the final seconds tick away. There's the bell. Ren. Wide."
Cassie: "And Cristy takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Garrett doubling the jab now, moving laterally, giving some ground in spots, doing whatever she can to maintain the distance she wants. Ren working forward, mayhaps a bit too aggressively, playing into Beau's hands a bit."
McCarthy: "Weirdo's latest overrated Dancing Hooker getting taken to school. No surprise."
O'Dell: "Not sure about school, but there's no doubt the more experienced blonde is getting the better of things right now. She's getting punches put together, not being thrown to the defensive by the brunette's physicality like she was last stanza."
Cassie: "Cristy needs to settle down a bit. Pressing too hard right now."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed, and Garrett taking full advantage. She's had the edge the entire round, and, as the final fifteen seconds tick away, the blonde continuing to get the better of things. Good right from Beau and there's the bell. Garrett's round wide."
Tess: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Ren slowing it down a bit now. She's still coming forward behind the jab, but now rushing a lot less. She's moving the head, hands, and feet, working to slip that jab, then step inside and get off with heavy leather. Good stuff from Cristy right now, Mac..."
McCarthy: "Made a little adjustment. Kid must have a few smarts. Sure isn't getting any help from CAMPBELL..."
O'Dell: "Ren getting in rhythm now, backing up Garrett consistently with hard right hands. Cristy a NICE combination that backs up the blonde and then a BOOMING right hand and DOWN GOES BEAU! Oh, Garrett blown to her back by an absolutely NASTY right..."
Tess: "That might do it..."
O'Dell: "Ren to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Beau flat on her back, not moving at all. Six. Seven. This is going to be academic. EIght. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER. And your winner by KO3 is 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
Cassie: "Exactly what we were looking for from Cristy. Exactly."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore."
Tess: "I have our winner, Cristy Ren, and Cristy, little bit of a challenge in the second round, but you were in control most of the fight..."
Cristy (nodding): "Physically, she can't match me. But, she's a good, experienced fighter. I got too aggressive, and she was able to take advantage. But, when I settled down and got back to the fight plan, it was only a matter of time."
Tess: "Three fights in three months for you. Are you planning on a little break?"
Cristy (shaking her head): "Obviously, that's up to management, but I hope not. I'm looking to fight once a month the rest of the year, keep this momentum going. Light, welter, JMDD, beach. Just give me the contract and I'll sign it."