Post by Boxing World Online on Aug 21, 2016 9:29:57 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion enter Front Street to find the normal tableau. Rufus, Avril, and the Man In The Hat sit on stools in front of the center ring awaiting the ladies' return from road work.
Rufus: "Looking a little tired, but, here's the media..."
Tess (shaking her head): "I'm glad I got a little shuteye on the plane on the way back from Vegas last night..."
Reporter: "I slept with one eye open since your BFF was on the plane. And, WHY was your BFF on the plane..."
Avril: "Because Cassie wanted to fly to Vegas to see the fights...and, between Cassie and Wiz they talked Pointy into it."
Man In The Hat: "And, it wasn't easy. Fortunately, Cassandra Lynn isn't fighting on the pay-per-view, so we were able to make that argument."
Tess: "So, after last night, you're ahead 3-2 in the stable war, correct?"
Man In The Hat: "Well, yes, where I learned to do math, there have been five fights and we've won three, so that would put us up 3-2."
Reporter: "It's been an interesting pattern. Front Street won the first fight, LCA the second, Front Street the third, LCA the fourth, and Front Street the fifth..."
Man In The Hat: "I noticed that."
Tess: "Mr. V is suggesting Kesha and Freeman as, perhaps, a future stable war fight..."
Man In The Hat: "I might not be opposed to that at some point. But. Right now, should Kesha win against Rihanna, my plan is, as I stated, to push her at the lightweight title. And, if that's the case, her next fight will be at lightweight. Of course, should Rihanna win, it would be a different story. So. We'll have to see."
Reporter: "And, you've already got Anna and Gemma in the lightweight mix..."
Man In The Hat: "Correct. And, Katy if she's able to beat Winstead. Lot of reshuffling going on around here at the moment. And, I like it."
Tess: "You know, if Kesha beats Rihanna...and she could follow up against Freeman...you'd be in the welterweight picture..."
Man In The Hat: "Stop. Not. Going. To. Happen. We are dabbling at welter right now. No more than that. We don't have a Top Ten welter, and we don't expect that to change. We are not in the picture at bantam, with the next two title shots likely already lined up, and we are not in the picture at fly, because Cassandra Lynn is champion. Lightweight is where we are concentrating. That's the weight where we can win another title before 2016 ends. That's the goal. Now. Get to church. See you at Bazz."
Rufus: "Looking a little tired, but, here's the media..."
Tess (shaking her head): "I'm glad I got a little shuteye on the plane on the way back from Vegas last night..."
Reporter: "I slept with one eye open since your BFF was on the plane. And, WHY was your BFF on the plane..."
Avril: "Because Cassie wanted to fly to Vegas to see the fights...and, between Cassie and Wiz they talked Pointy into it."
Man In The Hat: "And, it wasn't easy. Fortunately, Cassandra Lynn isn't fighting on the pay-per-view, so we were able to make that argument."
Tess: "So, after last night, you're ahead 3-2 in the stable war, correct?"
Man In The Hat: "Well, yes, where I learned to do math, there have been five fights and we've won three, so that would put us up 3-2."
Reporter: "It's been an interesting pattern. Front Street won the first fight, LCA the second, Front Street the third, LCA the fourth, and Front Street the fifth..."
Man In The Hat: "I noticed that."
Tess: "Mr. V is suggesting Kesha and Freeman as, perhaps, a future stable war fight..."
Man In The Hat: "I might not be opposed to that at some point. But. Right now, should Kesha win against Rihanna, my plan is, as I stated, to push her at the lightweight title. And, if that's the case, her next fight will be at lightweight. Of course, should Rihanna win, it would be a different story. So. We'll have to see."
Reporter: "And, you've already got Anna and Gemma in the lightweight mix..."
Man In The Hat: "Correct. And, Katy if she's able to beat Winstead. Lot of reshuffling going on around here at the moment. And, I like it."
Tess: "You know, if Kesha beats Rihanna...and she could follow up against Freeman...you'd be in the welterweight picture..."
Man In The Hat: "Stop. Not. Going. To. Happen. We are dabbling at welter right now. No more than that. We don't have a Top Ten welter, and we don't expect that to change. We are not in the picture at bantam, with the next two title shots likely already lined up, and we are not in the picture at fly, because Cassandra Lynn is champion. Lightweight is where we are concentrating. That's the weight where we can win another title before 2016 ends. That's the goal. Now. Get to church. See you at Bazz."