From Toronto II, Re: Ignite’s Endgame Now

After the shocking media post by the FCBA Associated Press of a video surfacing of Chrissy Costanza knocking Millie Bobby Brown out at a bar the night of Re: Ignite, Late Night Before the Bell with Natalie Dormer returns on MAX in Toronto with confirmation that the video is in fact real - the events did happen between the Queen’s singer and the Lookout! actress.

(Audience still murmuring among itself)

Natalie: Okay, so we have confirmation that the video was sent to the FCBA Associated Press is authentic. Even more, it was sent to the social media handle by the Queens’ Willa Holland.

(Audience Falls Silent)

RHW: Furthermore, it looks like it was done to intentionally serve as a warning to Lookout! Boxing - basically, ‘don’t f*ck with Chrissy.’

Saraya: Why don’t we bring her out here.

Natalie: That’s exactly what we’re going to do. Ladies and gents, the rock songstress herself - Chrissy Costanza.

Chrissy hadn’t even bothered to change from what she was wearing in the video as she made her way to the roundtable.

(Natasha looks at her phone, than at Chrissy)

Natasha: Oh yeah, that’s definitely her.

Chrissy: Don’t even ask, Natalie. She deserved every bit of what I gave her and more. I’m glad Willa was there to capture the moment. If I knew she was there, I would have presented my little trophy from Lookout! Actually, I would have played with her a little longer - with no officials to stop me all she could do was tear up. Let me tell you, she’s definitely not as flexible as me.

Saraya: Or as strong apparently. I think that bar fight shows us the only reason she won was she got lucky.

Natalie: Am I the only one who is going to love to see Boxing World Online’s take on the fact that Chrissy turned around and beat Millie in the same night as the match in the ring.

RHW: Another question is Lookout! Boxing. They didn’t let it go when Saraya put Emily VanCamp into the Paige Tap Out.

Saraya: (laughing) Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Natalie: They made a statement that they won’t respond to rumors of leaked videos but it isn’t a rumor anymore. It’s a real video.

Chrissy: Yes it is but Millie still defeated me on my own stage. They will have that over me and I really think that drove me to doing what I did. Especially pouring the drink on her. Every bit deserved.

Natalie: I know you are very bitter about Lookout! Boxing at the moment and in particular Millie but we have to give a civil response to them. This was prepared by Zooey Deschanel:

Although our stables are rivals of the highest degrees, it was a pleasure to work with you all at Lookout! Boxing to make Re: Ignite happen. It may be true that Millie won in the ring in what was one of the greatest matches of the night but Chrissy made the final statement and has set us up for another showdown.

Although it was tied in the end, we will accept the victory that you have given us in your own words and that eclectic explosion will burn brightly through the night that is the Queens of Absolution. But you have also given Chrissy new fans and for that I am sure she, like we, are thankful because this won’t be the last Chrissy Costanza concert where we face off.

Amy did have a message for Elisha, “bring it b*tch.” This very special event is the first of many and whether it’s at a concert, it’s a gauntlet match, or it’s an exotic location we have yet to dream up, the fiery rivalry will burn brightly between our rosters.

We will see some of you soon. I’m sure you won’t pass up Queen’s Anniversary and Armageddon Goddesses.

Chrissy: And Millie - I’ll see you in the ring sooner than you think. For now, just remember our bar fight as a lasting impression of what happens when you f*ck with me.

Natalie: With that, we’ll return right after this.