Post by Boxing World Online on Sept 10, 2023 15:03:25 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit watching football at Bazz with Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, Poindexter Del Crunchy, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "Some wild games today, guys..."
Cassie: "Uncle Wiz always says anything can happen in the first week..."
Man In The Hat: "It's true. Especially now that most players hardly play in the preseason. Back in the day, you took six games to get ready for week one. Now, you play a few series here and there and all of a sudden, it's time to play. Takes some time to work out the kinks, get in rhythm. So, strange stuff happens in week one."
Pointy: "In fact, Wizardo always says that the only thing you know about anything after week one is who is 0-1 and who is 1-0."
Man In The Hat: "Correct. You need at least a month to start sortin' things out. Teams who looked terrible today may look great next week."
Tess (narrowing her eyes): "And yet, YOU'VE won three bets already today..."
Cassie: "Because there's only ONE Uncle Wiz!"
Reporter: "And the world is thankful for THAT!"
Man In The Hat (laughing): "It IS probably a good thing, son. Now, let's watch those Birds, shall we?"
Reporter: "Some wild games today, guys..."
Cassie: "Uncle Wiz always says anything can happen in the first week..."
Man In The Hat: "It's true. Especially now that most players hardly play in the preseason. Back in the day, you took six games to get ready for week one. Now, you play a few series here and there and all of a sudden, it's time to play. Takes some time to work out the kinks, get in rhythm. So, strange stuff happens in week one."
Pointy: "In fact, Wizardo always says that the only thing you know about anything after week one is who is 0-1 and who is 1-0."
Man In The Hat: "Correct. You need at least a month to start sortin' things out. Teams who looked terrible today may look great next week."
Tess (narrowing her eyes): "And yet, YOU'VE won three bets already today..."
Cassie: "Because there's only ONE Uncle Wiz!"
Reporter: "And the world is thankful for THAT!"
Man In The Hat (laughing): "It IS probably a good thing, son. Now, let's watch those Birds, shall we?"