Post by Boxing World Online on Sept 7, 2023 17:56:00 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at lightweight, where Beau Garrett makes her Asylum return against 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"
Alison: "Flyweight action follows, as Ashley Tisdale returns to Philly to face off with 'The Peapack Punisher', Meg Donnelly!"
Kat: "We'll move to bantamweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum debut of Saoirse Ronan against 'The Next Big Thing' Chloe Bennet!"
Alison: "More bantamweight action follows, with the Philly return of Foxfire's Laura Vandervoort against 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kat: "We'll move back to flyweight next for the Asylum debut of Foxfire's Hayden Panettiere against Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter on Asylum Beach!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum debut of the reigning JMD Champion, Carnation Creations' Paige Spiranac, who will put the title on the line against 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Blonde Ambition At The Asylum VI: Jason Lives!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "It's been a while since there's been a title fight at Asylum..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "Sure has. Usually, those bouts are on pay-per-view, but, on occasion, we get defenses on other cards. The first one ever on a stable-sponsored card was here at Asylum. So. Nice to have another one this month. Huge fight for Sophie, of course. We'll see if she takes advantage of a terrific opportunity."
Tess: "Speaking of girls in big fights, Hayden's a challenge for Ariel..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "No doubt about it. Ari's capable, though. More than capable. And, you know who ELSE is more than capable? Chef, when he's doin' his take on surf and turf..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at lightweight, where Beau Garrett makes her Asylum return against 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren!"
Alison: "Flyweight action follows, as Ashley Tisdale returns to Philly to face off with 'The Peapack Punisher', Meg Donnelly!"
Kat: "We'll move to bantamweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum debut of Saoirse Ronan against 'The Next Big Thing' Chloe Bennet!"
Alison: "More bantamweight action follows, with the Philly return of Foxfire's Laura Vandervoort against 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kat: "We'll move back to flyweight next for the Asylum debut of Foxfire's Hayden Panettiere against Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter on Asylum Beach!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum debut of the reigning JMD Champion, Carnation Creations' Paige Spiranac, who will put the title on the line against 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Blonde Ambition At The Asylum VI: Jason Lives!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "It's been a while since there's been a title fight at Asylum..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "Sure has. Usually, those bouts are on pay-per-view, but, on occasion, we get defenses on other cards. The first one ever on a stable-sponsored card was here at Asylum. So. Nice to have another one this month. Huge fight for Sophie, of course. We'll see if she takes advantage of a terrific opportunity."
Tess: "Speaking of girls in big fights, Hayden's a challenge for Ariel..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "No doubt about it. Ari's capable, though. More than capable. And, you know who ELSE is more than capable? Chef, when he's doin' his take on surf and turf..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"