Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Aug 31, 2023 16:44:49 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of The FCBA, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap August with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "And, we'll be starting the festivities at bantamweight where Molly C. Quinn makes her Asylum return against Mikayla Demaiter, followed by another bantamweight battle featuring the Philly return of Milla Jovovich against Lili Reinhart!"
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, then we'll move to lightweight for the Asylum return of that talentless Natalie Eva Marie against the latest overrated Dancing Hooker Cristy Ren in JMDD action. But, after that, we'll get to see a REAL fighter at flyweight when that tomato can Lindsay Lohan returns to this rat hole to face Kristen Stewart!"
Tess: "Welterweight JMDD action follows with Christina Hendricks making her Philly debut against Tate McRae, and then it's Mac's stablemate, Brittany Snow returning to Asylum for a flyweight bout on Asylum Beach against Ariel Winter!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, a beach fight, two JMDD fights and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "Red Hot Summer At The Asylum VI: Jason Lives!"
Cassie: "And, we'll be starting the festivities at bantamweight where Molly C. Quinn makes her Asylum return against Mikayla Demaiter, followed by another bantamweight battle featuring the Philly return of Milla Jovovich against Lili Reinhart!"
McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, then we'll move to lightweight for the Asylum return of that talentless Natalie Eva Marie against the latest overrated Dancing Hooker Cristy Ren in JMDD action. But, after that, we'll get to see a REAL fighter at flyweight when that tomato can Lindsay Lohan returns to this rat hole to face Kristen Stewart!"
Tess: "Welterweight JMDD action follows with Christina Hendricks making her Philly debut against Tate McRae, and then it's Mac's stablemate, Brittany Snow returning to Asylum for a flyweight bout on Asylum Beach against Ariel Winter!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, a beach fight, two JMDD fights and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy "Red Hot Summer At The Asylum VI: Jason Lives!"