Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Aug 31, 2023 16:40:33 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"I'm not happy about any of this," says Natalie with a shake of the head. "I should be getting fights against top lightweights, not squaring up against some wannabe with ONE FCBA fight. And, I'm going to take my frustrations out on HER."
"If Natalie thinks she's unhappy now," says Cristy with a smile. "Just wait until she gets into the ring with ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Out of My Mind' by the CFO$, and here comes the lovely Natalie Eva Marie..."
McCarthy: "Who is a tomato can who gets used over and over again to pump up the records of Weirdo's Dancing Hookers!"
O'Dell: "Natalie wasting no time getting down the aisle and into the ring. Redhead helped off with the robe, and she's getting plenty of pop from the crowd for the way she looks in that red number we've seen before. And, that's 'Back in the U.S.S.R.' by the Fab Four you hear pounding through the arena, and that can only mean that 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren is on her way to the ring..."
Tess: "Cristy's off to a good start at Front Street with a win on pay-per-view last month..."
Cassie: "But, this is her debut at JMDD, a place she'll likely be working quite a bit."
O'Dell: "Ren into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and the crowd CLEARLY appreciating the lovely Cristy in a pink and green bikini..."
McCarthy: "I'd blow this Dancing Hooker AWAY in a disrobe..."
Cassie: "Truck, send Mac some glasses. She clearly can't SEE..."
McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac. The ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Cristy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "The redheaded tomato can HAS FCBA wins. Eva Marie!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Split panel in the third. Let's see who's right. Ladies getting AFTER it off the bell! Nobody doing any recon. Instead, brunette and redhead simply meet in the middle of the ring and begin banging away! Natalie backing up Cristy with some solid right hands..."
McCarthy: "This Dancing Hooker is playing right into Natalie's hands..."
O'Dell: "Ren certainly getting the worst of it at the moment. Eva Marie getting off lusty. She's got the brunette on the back foot and is keeping her there with a lot of heavy shot. Cristy's not hurt here, but she's definitely getting touched up..."
Cassie: "A little too straight up and a little too straight away. She needs to move the feet more."
O'Dell: "Needs to do something to get off square, because the redhead has the range and she's taking FULL advantage right now, backing Ren up again and again as the final seconds tick away in the first. There's the bell. No doubt about it. Natalie."
Tess: "And Eva Marie leads 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with the ladies right back after it. Natalie and Cristy trading BOMBS in there and the crowd getting into it in a MAJOR way. Ren a GOOD right hand and Eva Marie a BLISTERING counter that snaps back the brunette's head..."
Tess: "Everybody trying to put a stake in the ground right here..."
O'Dell: "That's EXACTLY what they're trying to do, but nobody's taking a backward step and HERE WE GO RACK! Ladies in close hooking and uppercutting to jug, hooking some belly, then going back upstairs and the crowd LOVING this..."
McCarthy: "Talentless SLOP. No REAL boxing..."
O'Dell: "Down the stretch we come in the third, and every legal inch of both fighters being tenderized. TONS of jug work being done, but nobody ignoring the head or the tummy. GOOD right by Ren backs up Natalie and there's the bell. Close. Cristy."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Nothing changing as we start the third. Redhead and brunette DETERMINED to impose will here, and nobody willing to be imposed ON. GOOD right hand by Cristy and THAT HURT NATALIE! Redhead rumblin', stumblin', fumblin' around the ring..."
Tess: "And Cristy looking to finish..."
O'Dell: "Ren stepping to and sitting down on punches, forcing Natalie back to the ropes and then WORKING OVER THAT RACK! Eva Marie trying to keep the guard high and protect jug at the same time and she's taking a BEATING and DOWN SHE GOES! Right hook from Ren and Natalie is DOWN!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiiggghhhhtttssss. The party's ohhhhverrrrrrr..."
O'Dell: "Ren to a neutral corner. Natalie down on her right side. Count at three. Four. Five. Eva Marie rolling to her back at six, staring up at the referee. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! The count passes the redhead by and it's OVER and your winner by KO3 is 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Cristy Ren, and, Cristy, you weren't exactly looking to get points for technique in there..."
Cristy (shaking her head): "I'm not going to get bullied around in there. I can stand in there and bang with anyone. As she found out."
Tess: "There's been a lot of talk about you doing a lot of things, light, welter, beach, JMDD. Are you on board with that?"
Cristy (smiling): "Absolutely, Tess. It was great to debut in JMDD tonight. I've done a lightweight fight. Can't wait to do welter and get on the beach. Whatever management can book for me, I'm up for it."
"I'm not happy about any of this," says Natalie with a shake of the head. "I should be getting fights against top lightweights, not squaring up against some wannabe with ONE FCBA fight. And, I'm going to take my frustrations out on HER."
"If Natalie thinks she's unhappy now," says Cristy with a smile. "Just wait until she gets into the ring with ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Out of My Mind' by the CFO$, and here comes the lovely Natalie Eva Marie..."
McCarthy: "Who is a tomato can who gets used over and over again to pump up the records of Weirdo's Dancing Hookers!"
O'Dell: "Natalie wasting no time getting down the aisle and into the ring. Redhead helped off with the robe, and she's getting plenty of pop from the crowd for the way she looks in that red number we've seen before. And, that's 'Back in the U.S.S.R.' by the Fab Four you hear pounding through the arena, and that can only mean that 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren is on her way to the ring..."
Tess: "Cristy's off to a good start at Front Street with a win on pay-per-view last month..."
Cassie: "But, this is her debut at JMDD, a place she'll likely be working quite a bit."
O'Dell: "Ren into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and the crowd CLEARLY appreciating the lovely Cristy in a pink and green bikini..."
McCarthy: "I'd blow this Dancing Hooker AWAY in a disrobe..."
Cassie: "Truck, send Mac some glasses. She clearly can't SEE..."
McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac. The ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Cristy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "The redheaded tomato can HAS FCBA wins. Eva Marie!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Split panel in the third. Let's see who's right. Ladies getting AFTER it off the bell! Nobody doing any recon. Instead, brunette and redhead simply meet in the middle of the ring and begin banging away! Natalie backing up Cristy with some solid right hands..."
McCarthy: "This Dancing Hooker is playing right into Natalie's hands..."
O'Dell: "Ren certainly getting the worst of it at the moment. Eva Marie getting off lusty. She's got the brunette on the back foot and is keeping her there with a lot of heavy shot. Cristy's not hurt here, but she's definitely getting touched up..."
Cassie: "A little too straight up and a little too straight away. She needs to move the feet more."
O'Dell: "Needs to do something to get off square, because the redhead has the range and she's taking FULL advantage right now, backing Ren up again and again as the final seconds tick away in the first. There's the bell. No doubt about it. Natalie."
Tess: "And Eva Marie leads 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with the ladies right back after it. Natalie and Cristy trading BOMBS in there and the crowd getting into it in a MAJOR way. Ren a GOOD right hand and Eva Marie a BLISTERING counter that snaps back the brunette's head..."
Tess: "Everybody trying to put a stake in the ground right here..."
O'Dell: "That's EXACTLY what they're trying to do, but nobody's taking a backward step and HERE WE GO RACK! Ladies in close hooking and uppercutting to jug, hooking some belly, then going back upstairs and the crowd LOVING this..."
McCarthy: "Talentless SLOP. No REAL boxing..."
O'Dell: "Down the stretch we come in the third, and every legal inch of both fighters being tenderized. TONS of jug work being done, but nobody ignoring the head or the tummy. GOOD right by Ren backs up Natalie and there's the bell. Close. Cristy."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Nothing changing as we start the third. Redhead and brunette DETERMINED to impose will here, and nobody willing to be imposed ON. GOOD right hand by Cristy and THAT HURT NATALIE! Redhead rumblin', stumblin', fumblin' around the ring..."
Tess: "And Cristy looking to finish..."
O'Dell: "Ren stepping to and sitting down on punches, forcing Natalie back to the ropes and then WORKING OVER THAT RACK! Eva Marie trying to keep the guard high and protect jug at the same time and she's taking a BEATING and DOWN SHE GOES! Right hook from Ren and Natalie is DOWN!"
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiiggghhhhtttssss. The party's ohhhhverrrrrrr..."
O'Dell: "Ren to a neutral corner. Natalie down on her right side. Count at three. Four. Five. Eva Marie rolling to her back at six, staring up at the referee. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! The count passes the redhead by and it's OVER and your winner by KO3 is 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Cristy Ren, and, Cristy, you weren't exactly looking to get points for technique in there..."
Cristy (shaking her head): "I'm not going to get bullied around in there. I can stand in there and bang with anyone. As she found out."
Tess: "There's been a lot of talk about you doing a lot of things, light, welter, beach, JMDD. Are you on board with that?"
Cristy (smiling): "Absolutely, Tess. It was great to debut in JMDD tonight. I've done a lightweight fight. Can't wait to do welter and get on the beach. Whatever management can book for me, I'm up for it."