Post by Boxing World Online on Aug 31, 2023 16:34:54 GMT -6
The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Lili Reinhart, Mikayla Demaiter, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Katy Perry. To his right sit Tate McRae, Cristy Ren, Ariel Winter, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.
Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Sceej Boxing who agreed to allow Brittany Snow to join us tonight for a fantastic fight. Also, thanks to our indie fighters, who, again, made this a great event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"
HBO Reporter: "Let's start at bantam. Two wins tonight for girls at the opposite ends of your division, Lili, a former champion in the top ten, and Mikayla, who's just getting her career started..."
Man In The Hat: "Lili, as I've said before, is as good as we've got here at Front Street. And, she's as good as any bantam in the world. Mikayla continues to impress. A real athlete with incredible physicals. We've got high hopes for her at bantam, JMD, and on the beach. We have a LOT of talent at bantam here. A LOT. Cable Boy II. Go!"
Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk welter and another girl with a ton of athletic ability, Tate..."
Man In The Hat: "Tate is the best athlete we've ever had at Front Street, and the best that's ever competed in the FCBA. She has every tool in the box. She's getting better every time out. She just needs work. And, we're going to get it for her. Tess, dear, go ahead."
Tess: "Cristy Ren made her Asylum debut tonight and looked good..."
Man In The Hat: "We couldn't be more excited about Cristy. Another girl who can work a lot of places, light, welter, beach, JMDD. Looked better tonight than the first time out. She'll keep improvin, I have no doubt. We're very high on Cristy. Now, Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"
Reporter: "Two flyweights in action tonight. Another win for K-Stew and a bounce back win on the beach for Ariel..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "We haven't had a lot of luck when it comes to the flyweight title, but that's not because we don't have plenty of talent at flyweight. K-Stew and Ariel are two of the best around, and they've proved it again and again. Ms. Winter's near future is likely JMD and the beach, but, we'll see what opportunities come up. As for Kris, she's Kris, our longest-tenured fighter and still in her prime. All class. And, I keep usin' this term but it applies, as good as it gets. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"
Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Sceej Boxing who agreed to allow Brittany Snow to join us tonight for a fantastic fight. Also, thanks to our indie fighters, who, again, made this a great event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"
HBO Reporter: "Let's start at bantam. Two wins tonight for girls at the opposite ends of your division, Lili, a former champion in the top ten, and Mikayla, who's just getting her career started..."
Man In The Hat: "Lili, as I've said before, is as good as we've got here at Front Street. And, she's as good as any bantam in the world. Mikayla continues to impress. A real athlete with incredible physicals. We've got high hopes for her at bantam, JMD, and on the beach. We have a LOT of talent at bantam here. A LOT. Cable Boy II. Go!"
Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk welter and another girl with a ton of athletic ability, Tate..."
Man In The Hat: "Tate is the best athlete we've ever had at Front Street, and the best that's ever competed in the FCBA. She has every tool in the box. She's getting better every time out. She just needs work. And, we're going to get it for her. Tess, dear, go ahead."
Tess: "Cristy Ren made her Asylum debut tonight and looked good..."
Man In The Hat: "We couldn't be more excited about Cristy. Another girl who can work a lot of places, light, welter, beach, JMDD. Looked better tonight than the first time out. She'll keep improvin, I have no doubt. We're very high on Cristy. Now, Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"
Reporter: "Two flyweights in action tonight. Another win for K-Stew and a bounce back win on the beach for Ariel..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "We haven't had a lot of luck when it comes to the flyweight title, but that's not because we don't have plenty of talent at flyweight. K-Stew and Ariel are two of the best around, and they've proved it again and again. Ms. Winter's near future is likely JMD and the beach, but, we'll see what opportunities come up. As for Kris, she's Kris, our longest-tenured fighter and still in her prime. All class. And, I keep usin' this term but it applies, as good as it gets. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"