Post by Boxing World Online on Aug 3, 2023 17:51:37 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Molly C. Quinn makes her Asylum return against, Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Alison: "Bantamweight action follows, as Milla Jovovich returns to Philly facing off with Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kat: "We'll move to lightweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Natalie Eva Marie in JMDD action against 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
Alison: "Flyweight action follows, with the Philly return of Lindsay Lohan against 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Kat: "We'll move to welterweight next for JMDD action with the Asylum return of Christina Hendricks against 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRae!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to flyweight and Asylum Beach for the Asylum return of Sceej Boxing's Brittany Snow against Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Red Hot Summer At The Asylum VI: Jason Lives!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Demaiter and Ren working again..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "Both girls need work, need to learn. We want to stack some opportunities here, build on things."
Tess: "This may be a first for Reinhart. She doesn't have the toughest fight..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "Lili can handle tough assignments. That's why she gets a lot of 'em.."
Reporter: "Speaking of 'back in action', Winter's coming off a tough title shot loss and you've got her on the beach against Snow..."
Man In The Hat: "As I said, we're gonna do a lot of things with Ariel. The beach is one of 'em, and one she's had quite a bit of success at. And, you know what else is always successful? Chef's coq au vin..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Molly C. Quinn makes her Asylum return against, Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Alison: "Bantamweight action follows, as Milla Jovovich returns to Philly facing off with Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kat: "We'll move to lightweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Natalie Eva Marie in JMDD action against 'The Russian Revolution' Cristy Ren!"
Alison: "Flyweight action follows, with the Philly return of Lindsay Lohan against 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Kat: "We'll move to welterweight next for JMDD action with the Asylum return of Christina Hendricks against 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRae!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to flyweight and Asylum Beach for the Asylum return of Sceej Boxing's Brittany Snow against Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Red Hot Summer At The Asylum VI: Jason Lives!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Demaiter and Ren working again..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "Both girls need work, need to learn. We want to stack some opportunities here, build on things."
Tess: "This may be a first for Reinhart. She doesn't have the toughest fight..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "Lili can handle tough assignments. That's why she gets a lot of 'em.."
Reporter: "Speaking of 'back in action', Winter's coming off a tough title shot loss and you've got her on the beach against Snow..."
Man In The Hat: "As I said, we're gonna do a lot of things with Ariel. The beach is one of 'em, and one she's had quite a bit of success at. And, you know what else is always successful? Chef's coq au vin..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"