Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jul 31, 2023 17:47:23 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"I've been hearing a lot about this girl, about how BIG she is," says a hard-eyed Sarah. "Well, I've been around the FCBA for a while, and one thing I've learned is that the bigger they are, the harder they fall."
"One of us is going to be falling tonight," says Marie without a hint of a smile. "And the other one is ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'See The World' by Gomez and here comes two-time former Unified Welterweight Champion, Sarah Lancaster!"
McCarthy: "ANOTHER real fighter. Somebody must have spiked Weirdo's swill..."
Tess: "You might note, Mac, that the THEME of this card is 'Golden Girls', former CHAMPIONS..."
McCarthy: "You might note that...SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, but keep your eye on the ring as Sarah steps inside and is helped off with the robe to reveal a black bikini that gets the crowd popping. And, that's 'Fresh Blood'; by Eels banging through the arena, and here comes 'The Sexy Sequoia', Marie Temara..."
McCarthy: "TOMATO can. Big Bad Gena or Godzilla or Palicki would take her out inside a ROUND..."
Cassie: "We might be testing some of those theories sometime soon..."
McCarthy: "Can't wait!"
O'Dell: "Marie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd liking Temara in that lavender number we've seen before. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Marie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Lancaster. Easily!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Split panel again in the second and the ladies immediately get to range and begin to work. Both brunettes are long, though, obviously, Marie has the reach advantage, but the more experienced Lancaster's playing the angles..."
Tess: "And playing them very well at the moment."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. Former champ has the geometry down. She's where she wants to be, and she's able to get off in combination. Temara trying to find with that jab, but she's not getting the range she wants right now..."
McCarthy: "Another example of the lack of training Weirdo's girls get. This big goof doesn't have a clue..."
O'Dell: "She's definitely coming off second best to Lancaster at the moment, but, again, she's giving away a ton of experience to a fighter who started in the FCBA in 2005...when Marie was ten years old. NICE combination by Lancaster and ANOTHER as the final seconds tick away...and there's the bell. No doubt about it. Sarah. Wide."
Cassie: "And with the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Ladies back to range in the second. Marie working that left hand, moving the feet now, looking to create the space she wants, extend on those punches. Younger brunette plenty athletic and she's showing it now..."
Cassie: "Sure is. Never seen a girl as big as Marie who's so light on her feet."
O'Dell: "Temara lining up Lancaster now. Sarah getting backed up in a big way as Marie's got the range and she's calling in the heavy artillery. GOOD right hand from Temara backs up Sarah and DOWN GOES LANCASTER after a BLISTERING overhand right!"
Tess: "She's not getting up from THAT..."
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiigggghhhhttts. The party's ohhhhverrrrr..."
O'Dell: "Marie quickly to a neutral corner to watch and wait. Lancaster down on her back, eyes closed, not moving at all. Count at three, four, five. This is going to be academic. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Lancaster is down and OUT and it's OVER and your winner by KO2 is 'The Sexy Sequoia' Marie Temara!"
McCarthy: "Another lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Marie Temara, and, Marie, you didn't waste a lot of time tonight..."
Marie (smiling): "At welter, everybody can hit. You can't play around with girls. When you get the chance to get them out, you've got to get them OUT."
Tess: "You've worked a lot this year, five fights in seven months..."
Marie (nodding): "And, I'm hoping to get in there at least a couple of more times this year, Tess. Beach, JMDD, welter. Don't care which. Just sign me up!"
"I've been hearing a lot about this girl, about how BIG she is," says a hard-eyed Sarah. "Well, I've been around the FCBA for a while, and one thing I've learned is that the bigger they are, the harder they fall."
"One of us is going to be falling tonight," says Marie without a hint of a smile. "And the other one is ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'See The World' by Gomez and here comes two-time former Unified Welterweight Champion, Sarah Lancaster!"
McCarthy: "ANOTHER real fighter. Somebody must have spiked Weirdo's swill..."
Tess: "You might note, Mac, that the THEME of this card is 'Golden Girls', former CHAMPIONS..."
McCarthy: "You might note that...SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, but keep your eye on the ring as Sarah steps inside and is helped off with the robe to reveal a black bikini that gets the crowd popping. And, that's 'Fresh Blood'; by Eels banging through the arena, and here comes 'The Sexy Sequoia', Marie Temara..."
McCarthy: "TOMATO can. Big Bad Gena or Godzilla or Palicki would take her out inside a ROUND..."
Cassie: "We might be testing some of those theories sometime soon..."
McCarthy: "Can't wait!"
O'Dell: "Marie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd liking Temara in that lavender number we've seen before. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Marie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Lancaster. Easily!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Split panel again in the second and the ladies immediately get to range and begin to work. Both brunettes are long, though, obviously, Marie has the reach advantage, but the more experienced Lancaster's playing the angles..."
Tess: "And playing them very well at the moment."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. Former champ has the geometry down. She's where she wants to be, and she's able to get off in combination. Temara trying to find with that jab, but she's not getting the range she wants right now..."
McCarthy: "Another example of the lack of training Weirdo's girls get. This big goof doesn't have a clue..."
O'Dell: "She's definitely coming off second best to Lancaster at the moment, but, again, she's giving away a ton of experience to a fighter who started in the FCBA in 2005...when Marie was ten years old. NICE combination by Lancaster and ANOTHER as the final seconds tick away...and there's the bell. No doubt about it. Sarah. Wide."
Cassie: "And with the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Ladies back to range in the second. Marie working that left hand, moving the feet now, looking to create the space she wants, extend on those punches. Younger brunette plenty athletic and she's showing it now..."
Cassie: "Sure is. Never seen a girl as big as Marie who's so light on her feet."
O'Dell: "Temara lining up Lancaster now. Sarah getting backed up in a big way as Marie's got the range and she's calling in the heavy artillery. GOOD right hand from Temara backs up Sarah and DOWN GOES LANCASTER after a BLISTERING overhand right!"
Tess: "She's not getting up from THAT..."
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the liiiigggghhhhttts. The party's ohhhhverrrrr..."
O'Dell: "Marie quickly to a neutral corner to watch and wait. Lancaster down on her back, eyes closed, not moving at all. Count at three, four, five. This is going to be academic. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Lancaster is down and OUT and it's OVER and your winner by KO2 is 'The Sexy Sequoia' Marie Temara!"
McCarthy: "Another lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Marie Temara, and, Marie, you didn't waste a lot of time tonight..."
Marie (smiling): "At welter, everybody can hit. You can't play around with girls. When you get the chance to get them out, you've got to get them OUT."
Tess: "You've worked a lot this year, five fights in seven months..."
Marie (nodding): "And, I'm hoping to get in there at least a couple of more times this year, Tess. Beach, JMDD, welter. Don't care which. Just sign me up!"