Post by Boxing World Online on Jul 31, 2023 17:41:20 GMT -6
The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Chloe Bennet, Lili Reinhart, Mikayla Demaiter, Sophie Mudd, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Katy Perry. To his right sit Marie Temara, Meg Donnelly, Taylor Hill, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.
Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Lookout! Boxing who agreed to allow THREE champions, Demi Lovato, Emily VanCamp, and Yvonne Strahovski to join us tonight for some fantastic fights. Also, thanks to our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"
HBO Reporter: "Let's start with the bad news. Another loss for Taylor Hill. That's two in a row now..."
Man In The Hat: "Well, as I sometimes have to point out, let's keep in mind that there's another fighter in the ring, and, in the case of Ms. Hill's last two fights, those fighters have been Emily DiDonato and Yvonne Strahovski. And, I hate to have to remind you of this, but, the upset is when YOU beat Yvonne, not when SHE beats YOU. It's been that way since I got here more than a dozen years ago. I thought Taylor fought well tonight. Vonnie was just better. It happens. We remain believers in Ms. Hill. Cable Boy II. Go!"
Showtime Reporter: "Meg came up with another nice win tonight. Is she still at the bottom of your flyweight pecking order?."
Man In The Hat: "We have quite a bit of strength at flyweight right now. I could say the same about bantam. We may be in some transition among the bigs, though I think there's a lot of talent up there, but, below 120, I feel VERY good about where we are. Meg's won fights. She's shown she's capable of beating good fighters. We're lookin' forward to gettin' her more opportunities. Tess, dear, go ahead."
Tess: "You got three results at bantam tonight, including another excellent effort from Lili..."
Man In The Hat: "I keep sayin' that Lili is as good as it gets at bantamweight, because she is. And, that was quite the assignment Chloe had tonight...and Ms. Bennet, as she always does, came up big in a big spot. She's ALSO as good as it gets at bantamweight. Mikayla, of course, is just gettin' started, but I think you're already seein' why we were so high on her. A real athlete with all the physicals you could want. All she needs now is work and she'll be a factor at bantam, JMD, and on the beach. And, we're going to get that work for her. Now, Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"
Reporter: "Speaking of physicals, another impressive win for Marie Temara..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "Marie's an absolute unicorn. She's one of a kind. Nobody's got the combination of athleticism, size, and power that she has. Again, she just needs work and she's gonna be a factor at welter, on the beach, and at JMDD. And, we'll make sure she gets that work. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"
Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Lookout! Boxing who agreed to allow THREE champions, Demi Lovato, Emily VanCamp, and Yvonne Strahovski to join us tonight for some fantastic fights. Also, thanks to our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"
HBO Reporter: "Let's start with the bad news. Another loss for Taylor Hill. That's two in a row now..."
Man In The Hat: "Well, as I sometimes have to point out, let's keep in mind that there's another fighter in the ring, and, in the case of Ms. Hill's last two fights, those fighters have been Emily DiDonato and Yvonne Strahovski. And, I hate to have to remind you of this, but, the upset is when YOU beat Yvonne, not when SHE beats YOU. It's been that way since I got here more than a dozen years ago. I thought Taylor fought well tonight. Vonnie was just better. It happens. We remain believers in Ms. Hill. Cable Boy II. Go!"
Showtime Reporter: "Meg came up with another nice win tonight. Is she still at the bottom of your flyweight pecking order?."
Man In The Hat: "We have quite a bit of strength at flyweight right now. I could say the same about bantam. We may be in some transition among the bigs, though I think there's a lot of talent up there, but, below 120, I feel VERY good about where we are. Meg's won fights. She's shown she's capable of beating good fighters. We're lookin' forward to gettin' her more opportunities. Tess, dear, go ahead."
Tess: "You got three results at bantam tonight, including another excellent effort from Lili..."
Man In The Hat: "I keep sayin' that Lili is as good as it gets at bantamweight, because she is. And, that was quite the assignment Chloe had tonight...and Ms. Bennet, as she always does, came up big in a big spot. She's ALSO as good as it gets at bantamweight. Mikayla, of course, is just gettin' started, but I think you're already seein' why we were so high on her. A real athlete with all the physicals you could want. All she needs now is work and she'll be a factor at bantam, JMD, and on the beach. And, we're going to get that work for her. Now, Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"
Reporter: "Speaking of physicals, another impressive win for Marie Temara..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "Marie's an absolute unicorn. She's one of a kind. Nobody's got the combination of athleticism, size, and power that she has. Again, she just needs work and she's gonna be a factor at welter, on the beach, and at JMDD. And, we'll make sure she gets that work. Now. Dinner time! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"