FFC Fight Night coming in September

 
Ladies and Gentlemen, members of the press, fans of the sport, I'm Jim Ross, and I'm here to tell you that we're about to witness something that's never been seen before in the world of fighting! I'm talking about the first-ever "FFC Fight Night," and let me tell you, folks, this is going to be a human demolition derby!

We're not just putting on a show; we're making history! We're bringing together the greatest athletes in the world today from the Femme Fight Club, and they're going to go head-to-head in matches that will leave you breathless!

Reporter: "JR, can you tell us about the fighters?"

JR: "Fighters? These aren't just fighters; these are warriors! The Bombshell Boxing Club and Odds & Ends Fight Studio are sending their best, and they're ready to stomp a mudhole and walk it dry! They're not here to play; they're here to win!"

Reporter: "What matchups should we be looking forward to?"

JR: "Look forward to? You better brace yourselves! Livvy Dunne taking on Bombshell Madelyn Cline is going to be a clash of pixies! They're going to tear each other apart, and it's going to be a spectacle you'll never forget!

And then, Ariana Grande vs. Alexa Demie in a "Shirts and Skins" match? Good God, almighty! It's going to be wild!"

JR: "And let's not forget, folks, another thrilling matchup we have on the card for the FFC Fight Night. Katie Austin will be taking on Lottie Moss. These two competitors have been training hard, and they're ready to show what they've got. It's going to be a battle, a real clash of titans, and I can't wait to see them in the ring. Mark my words, this night is going to be filled with action, excitement, and pure athleticism.

And don't even get me started on Olivia Ponton vs. Kelsey Merritt! They're going to leave it all in the ring, and when the dust settles, only one will stand tall! It's going to be a slobberknocker, and you won't want to miss a second of it!"

Reporter: "What can fans expect from this event?"

JR: "Expect? EXPECT THE UNTHINKABLE! Expect fights that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Expect warriors giving everything they've got, refusing to back down, refusing to give in! Expect a night that will redefine what this sport is all about!

This is FFC Fight Night, and it's going to be a night that will be etched in history! Mark my words, this is going to be a slobberknocker like you've never seen before! As God as my witness, you won't believe what you see! Thank you, and I'll see you at the fights!"

Reporter: "JR, we've heard rumors about the tension between you and Eddie Haskell. Can you confirm if Eddie will be there for the FFC Fight Night, and how do you feel about working with him again?"

JR: Visibly annoyed "Yes, Eddie Haskell will be there. I know many of you enjoy his... unique style of commentary. As for how I feel about working with him, let's just say it's a professional relationship. We may not see eye to eye on everything, but we both know how to call a fight. And let me tell you, folks, if you're a red-blooded American man who likes women, you'll want to be there for the 'Shirts and Skins' fight. It's going to be a real slobberknocker, and I'll do my best to keep the focus on the technical aspects of the sport, despite Eddie's distractions."

Ariane Grande vs Alexa Demie (Flyweight SaS) - w/CountryMouse
Olivia Ponton vs Kelsey Merritt (Lightweight) - w/CountryMouse
Katie Austin vs Lottie Moss (Bantamweight) - w/CountryMouse
Valery Kaufman (Welterweight) vs Krysten Ritter (Welterweight) Queens of Absolution
Livvy Dunne vs Madelyne Cline (Bantamweight) - w/CountryMouse

FFC Fight Night 1 Poll


JR: "I can take a few more questions..."