LNBTB: Saraya Returns, the PPV, FFC, Challenge | Female Celebrity Boxing Association (FCBA)

LNBTB: Saraya Returns, the PPV, FFC, Challenge Jul 24, 2023 2:45:19 GMT -6 countrymouse likes this

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Post by Queens on MAX on Jul 24, 2023 2:45:19 GMT -6

Joining into Late Night Before the Bell hosted by English actress Natalie Dormer, is the stunningly fit beautiful Norwich, England wrestler, Saraya Bevis wearing her signature purple wrestling/boxing outfit with a black jacket that left parts of her midriff exposed but not the entirety of her torso.

Saraya: Hey pumpkin.

Natalie: I’ve missed you.

Saraya: So has the entire FCBA. And I’m sure our good friends at Lookout. Especially Emily VanCamp (sinister look).

Natalie: So we’ve had quite a few on Late Night and today is your turn to give us your thoughts on what’s happening around the league.l

Saraya: Certainly you don’t want me to do that Natalie, there will be people crying.

Natalie: Actually, as someone so outspoken, it’d be great to get your perspective on FFC?

Saraya: Well I love seeing new stables. Thet means new challengers and just more people to overall beat emotionally and physically. After all, that’s what the show demands. But these people didn’t even come up as a splash in the kiddie pool. It was like one day they weren’t there and the next day they were existing.

Natalie: Very different thoughts than Front Street and Boxing World Online and I have to agree. Where’s the bang they were talking about? The ‘lot more noise.’

Saraya: I’ll give FFC a chance to make an entrance. A Queens After Dark Match between me and a lightweight of theirs that is actually of noteworthiness to them. And just because they issued that one challenge for the pay-per-view: bareknuckle.

Natalie: You heard it here first, Saraya is willing to draw the link in the proverbial sand for the Queens. Will FFC accept?

Finally, before we go to break, I want to take a moment to talk about some fan letter we got about Boxing World Online and Late Night Before the Bell. Front Street and the Queens aren’t going to always see eye to eye and that will be reflected when you’re watching us on MAX streaming or visiting Boxing World Online.

It’s a good thing - if we always agreed you wouldn’t be getting two perspectives and maybe in the future we’ll split hairs from time to time but we are organizations that both measure up to the highest esteemed quality and know that our opinions are our own and we all have one.

Now, we’ll be back after this break…

LNBTB: Saraya Returns, the PPV, FFC, Challenge Jul 25, 2023 0:32:34 GMT -6 Queens of Absolution likes this

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Post by countrymouse on Jul 25, 2023 0:32:34 GMT -6

"Wait" called the director as two new guests arrived on set, "bring us back."

Natalie was a consummate professional. "Folks we're back in the studio with FFC spokesman Ellie Thumann and Emily Roman, who are apparently hijacking my hey..!"

The tall platinum blonde grabbed the mic out of Dormer's hand before she could finish. "Hey look, I'm a fan so please back off Margaery Tyrell."

Roman stood center stage giving the side-eye to the raven-haired Saraya who had stepped back to watch the show.

Emily pulled out a handful of index cards and began spitting rhymes...

"Yo, it's Emily Roman, stepping up to the plate,

'Bout to roast Saraya, ain't no room for debate.

You played an elf in "Santa's Little Helper," ain't that a laugh?

Your acting's so wooden, you need a staff.

In "Fighting with My Family," you couldn't play your part,

Guess they needed an actress, not a wrestling tart.

And let's not forget, Saraya, your goth phase,

Still rocking it as an adult, it's not just a craze.

Emily, Emily, rising star from "The Lake,"

While Saraya's acting career's a flake.

Saraya, you're a joke, a wrestling flop,

In the boxing ring, you wouldn't come out on top.

Saraya, you're a wrestler, that's your claim to fame,

But this is boxing, a whole different game.

You may throw a punch, but it's all just a fake,

In the boxing ring, you'd be a piece of cake.

And Saraya, honey, let's talk about your age,

You're not exactly in your prime stage.

In the ring with me, you'll feel every year,

Your old bones creaking with every cheer.

Emily, Emily, new to the fight,

But at least I haven't lost to Kylie, that's right.

I accept your challenge, ready for the scrap,

I'll pound you like that guy from your sex tape, oh snap!"

As the tall blonde said those last words, Saraya stepped up to confront her. Words were exchanged but they were deafened by the audience who had broken into a wild cheer hoping for a brawl to break out between them.

Ellie got between them holding her team mate back. "Not today Casper. We'll see you next month..."