CBAD: Stana Katic vs. Jessica Nigri

Tale of the Tape:

Stana Katic (30-6-0, 30 KO)
5'9, 45 years old
Celebrity Wrestling Federation
Jaguar Title Holder

vs.

Jessica Nigri (15-20-0, 15 KO)
5'7, 33 years old
Former JMD Title Holder
Free Agent

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her 37th appearance in the ring, fighting under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hamilton, Ontario native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, THE CURRENT JAGUAR TITLE HOLDER, STANAAAAA KAAAAAATIC!!”

Outfits:
Katic's lithe, statuesque frame glistened under the heat of the overhead spotlights as she slid out of her satin robe and revealed every taut, delicate curve of her bronzed skin. Each athletic twist and shimmy of her upper half caused her modest bosom to swell, her teardropping B-cups mushrooming out the top and bottom of the thin-banded tube top belted around her sternum. Katic craned her long stems and dipped into a lewd crouching split, limbering in her corner to some last minute instruction from her corner. Her pale-pink string thong was devoured by folds of flesh, finally rising and rearranging the twined, biting string bottoms by hiking them high up her hips. Ending her corner show, the brunette arched her rib cage and pressed to her tippy toes against the ropes, throwing her tightly-braided pony tail over her shoulder before pumping her gloved fists together.

The former JMD Title holder had taken quite the tumble from the heights of her 10-2-0 start. Nigri was once again out to prove she hadn’t hit rock bottom before the phone dried up altogether. The imaginative cosplay model was up to the task of dropping jaws at least outside the ring; as she hit the runway in a micro bikini that made Katic’s look comparatively oversized. The bite-sized triangular cups of the blonde’s baby blue and white-striped bikini were already struggling with the jog down the ramp; her matching string thong already lost to folds of flesh as she barrel-rolled into the ring. Nigri’s bubbly personality and equally bubbly tits received the full spotlight as she paused to tuck herself back into her bra, beaming as she slipped into her gloves in her corner.

Round 1:
After an exhausting 10-round Title defense against Yvonne Strahovski, the Celebrity Wrestling Federation had decided to keep their Champion well worked with a warm-up bout before Stephanie McMahon. Sticking primarily to Jaguars over 40 years old as of late, Nigri was expected to be a nice change-of-pace for Katic; who had goals beyond just the Jaguar Division. Riding a career-best 10-fight winning streak, Katic appeared to have finally evolved beyond her once timid starts; replacing her deliberation and prudence with a dangerous harnessed aggression. The razor-sharp brunette cut just like one; lacerating Nigri’s midsection with a hellacious barrage of fancy overhands and rangy jabs all while keeping the blonde too far away to reciprocate. Jessica closed the gap on Katic’s pace-lap toward the end of the round; torpedoing some raucous hooks to the temple that backed the actress off her toes and kept things from getting away. Katic takes the first, 10-9.

Round 2:
Much like her fight with Katic’s Stablemate Tina Louise, Nigri fully blossomed in the second after a sluggish go of it in the opener. Katic confidently kept her heel to the floor, pressing the gas pedal right into Nigri with no inclination to use the brakes. The brunette grunt as she whipped a sharp pair of jabs into Jessica’s forearms; rattling the platinum blonde before slicing a right hook across her pierced navel. Nigri’s heavy upper half shook as she was rocked to her heels; just managing to scoot out of the way of Katic’s trailing right and instead stuff a stiff double-shot down the brunette’s throat. Katic’s planted thighs trembled as her knees quickly clacked; wobbling back to full height with a rush of adrenaline as she fluttered her bulbs in a bit of shock.

With Nigri’s bobber still in the water, Katic took another nibble at the hook; lacing a temple-high cross over the blonde’s shoulder. Nigri alertly pulled back once again; ducking past the brunette’s recklessness and tearing through Katic’s torso with a venomous hook just below the curve of her rib cage. Before Stana’s jaw could pry open to squeal, the blonde slung a trio of seesaw screwdrivers up her abdomen; the last of which thumped against her tightly-belted breasts and concaved her chest cavity. Katic drunkenly veered sideways and suddenly it was Nigri who was standing taller; confidently posturing as Stana zombie-walked into a desperate clinch with both arms extended to try and snare the blonde. With Katic sloppily draped over her left side, Nigri shifted and spun a surging right uppercut through their pancaking frames; scraping up Stana’s taut midsection, lifting through the underside of her rack, and exploding against the brunette’s jaw. Katic’s hazel bulbs rolled into the back of her head as she was sent sprawling into the corner; a mist of sweat coating Nigri as she pushed through and crashed into the reeling brunette with a drumming of belly and shoulder blows. Katic’s ass cheeks were split by the post as she sagged under Nigri’s pressure; hiding behind wobbly forearms as the blonde tried to flurry in the dying embers of the round. Nigri stamped her heel in frustration and made an expletive-laden trip back to her corner as Katic fought to the bell; knowing that she let a golden opportunity to seal a monumental win slip through her fingers. Still, Nigri takes the round 10-8.

Round 3/4:
After stalling her way out of trouble in the second, Katic would use a bit more poetry to dance her way through the third. Nigri’s patience evaporated the second she walked Katic into trouble; and instead of continuing to systematically work the brunette, Jessica tried to become a homerun hitter. Katic’s absolutely pristine movement was put on full display; artfully shimmying through raindrops as Nigri spent the entire third round hawking the brunette with wild, breathtaking swings-and-misses. The few lumps taken were to the midsection, but Nigri got her money’s worth; finally crushing Katic’s hip with a late-round hammer-fist that cracked the brunette’s shell and sent her limping back to the chair. But having finally slowed the snowball’s descent, Katic began to work it back up the mountain in the fourth. The Champ showed every ounce of her pluckiness; battling back to take Nigri off her toes for the first time in two rounds. The lanky brunette showcased her breathtaking striking ability from range; forcing stinging seeds through Jessica’s air-tight defenses and methodically breaking them down. In the last thirty seconds the blonde began to wither; struggling to rotate with Katic as her legs started to go and leaving herself open to big, looping barbs from the outside. After the two trade rounds, it’s still Nigri with a narrow lead through four. 10-9 Nigri, 10-9 Katic.

Round 5:
Somewhat shockingly, Jessica Nigri hadn’t gone past the fifth round in any of her last ten fights. Conversely, Katic had been forced to venture deeper than the sixth in five consecutive. Sometimes, analytics can tell the entire story; and in this case it was predictably Nigri who was visibly dragging. Every leather dart that pattered against the blonde’s porcelain skin grew louder; her cries doing the same as Stana worked into a dangerous puncher’s rhythm. Nigri’s arms noodled as she lashed out with a crabby one-two; both strikes falling woefully short as Katic slid into a chesty straight right hand to the clavicles. Nigri gurgled as her upper half concaved, choking on her own breath as her torso rippled from the breathtaking impact. With the blonde stunned, Katic kicked left, then took a gazelle-stride to her right; snapping a sharp hook into the blonde’s temple in mid-step. One of Nigri’s legs slid out from beneath her, sprawling into a clumsy split as her skull wobbled on her shoulders. With her flushed features twisted in agony, the blonde readied to spin through a defensive right hook; only to be silenced by a bony left uppercut that crunched against her cheek. Nigri folded like cheap furniture, crumbling to the canvas at Katic’s feet with her arms messily strewn above her head.

1… 2… 3… 4… 5… The blonde vacantly fluttered skyward as her heavy chest rose and fell with rapid pants; sputtering as Stana turned her back on the downed model. With nearly 40 fights under her belt and the last half-dozen or so being against all-world fighters, Katic knew Nigri wasn’t rising from that.

6… 7… 8… Jessica whimpered and rolled to her side, cradling her spilled chest and the displaced micro bikini meant to contain it; making no effort to stand.

9… 10!!

"And your winner, by KO in Round 5, STANNNAAAAA KAAAATTIC!!!!”