Post by Boxing World Online on Jul 11, 2023 17:13:12 GMT -6
Our reporter sits in The Great Room at The Manor watching baseball and sipping cold beverages with Poindexter Del Crunchy and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "So, guys, Theron in action and getting another win..."
Pointy: "Always love to see The GOAT fight. She's not what she was, of course, but nobody else ever has been. She's still a good fighter, that's for sure."
Man In The Hat: "No doubt. Wouldn't wager there's anybody she can't beat on a given night, still today. Now, she's not gonna get in there with girls 20 years younger on a regular basis and mow 'em down like she used to. But, one night? I think she still can."
Reporter: "On another subject, I did a little math..."
Pointy: "THIS isn't going to end well."
Reporter: "Har har har. Know how many fights Del Toro lost for Front Street..."
Man In The Hat: "HERE we go..."
Reporter: "TWO. The exact same number Utgaard lost. The exact same number McKinney lost..."
Man In The Hat: "Do you have a point, son?"
Reporter: "My point is, two fights is NOT a lot of losses. Utgaard won 23 for Front Street. McKinney won 14. Del Toro won 23. All against two losses..."
Pointy: "I believe Wizardo has explained this to you, lad..."
Reporter: "Maybe I'm a little slow..."
Man In The Hat: "Our former Commissioner always used to say that it's not always who WINS the fights, but what HAPPENS in the fights, that it's not always who WINS the rounds, but what HAPPENS in the rounds. At some point, you need to make a decision on what you've seen and what you have. All three of the ladies you mentioned are good fighters. Two of 'em have won JMDD titles. The decision to move on was not easy. But, at this level, decisions are rarely easy. Now. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"
Reporter: "So, guys, Theron in action and getting another win..."
Pointy: "Always love to see The GOAT fight. She's not what she was, of course, but nobody else ever has been. She's still a good fighter, that's for sure."
Man In The Hat: "No doubt. Wouldn't wager there's anybody she can't beat on a given night, still today. Now, she's not gonna get in there with girls 20 years younger on a regular basis and mow 'em down like she used to. But, one night? I think she still can."
Reporter: "On another subject, I did a little math..."
Pointy: "THIS isn't going to end well."
Reporter: "Har har har. Know how many fights Del Toro lost for Front Street..."
Man In The Hat: "HERE we go..."
Reporter: "TWO. The exact same number Utgaard lost. The exact same number McKinney lost..."
Man In The Hat: "Do you have a point, son?"
Reporter: "My point is, two fights is NOT a lot of losses. Utgaard won 23 for Front Street. McKinney won 14. Del Toro won 23. All against two losses..."
Pointy: "I believe Wizardo has explained this to you, lad..."
Reporter: "Maybe I'm a little slow..."
Man In The Hat: "Our former Commissioner always used to say that it's not always who WINS the fights, but what HAPPENS in the fights, that it's not always who WINS the rounds, but what HAPPENS in the rounds. At some point, you need to make a decision on what you've seen and what you have. All three of the ladies you mentioned are good fighters. Two of 'em have won JMDD titles. The decision to move on was not easy. But, at this level, decisions are rarely easy. Now. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"