Hoily Willoughby vs Charlize Theron on the Redneck Riviera
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Tale of the Tape
Holly Willoughby
Age 42
Height 5’8”
12-8-0
BBU JMDD Title
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
321-127-12
1 Universal Flyweight (Bantam) Title 1999 Not recognized
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Recognized as the Greatest of all Tine (GOAT)
BEFORE
Holly Willoughby is at the podium. As usual Charlize is in her dressing room watching Holly on closed circuit tv. It serves two purposes. It prevents her from saying the wrong thing and it makes her opponent wait on her to enter the ring. Holly is talking. “It certainly hasn’t gone unnoticed that Charlize has been fighting a lot of BBU members and as I recall she is undefeated. I can’t say that was unexpected because she is still a good, dangerous fighter and is as good as anyone in her age group. I have met with a lot of the fighters that have fought Charlize and we discussed how to beat her. We came up with ways, but as usual they are easier to plan than to actually do. One problem is I have never fought on the beach while she is a beach veteran. I still think I can win”
In the dressing room, Charlize says “Let’s go” Neve throws her plain black robe over her shoulders and they start out. Cassandra Lynn asks “Do you want the music played?” Charlize “No, she seems like a very nice person. The music is only for braggarts except that big bad mouth blonde standing by the door” pointed to Kate Upton. Upton grins “You won’t do that when we fight in two weeks because you know you are going to be carried out as I beat you worse than last time if that is possible. Today is another day. We need to get you a win.
THE FIGHT
Holly is wearing an orange bikini with black gloves and boots. Charlize is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. The two meet in the center of the ring to hear the referee’s instructions which Theron hears for the 461st time. The two exchange pleasantries and touch gloves and return to their corner to wait on the opening bell.
Round 1. The two meet in the center of the ring. Charlize uses that opening right Jab to Holly’s face, but Holly doesn’t move. Charlize lands another. Again, Holly doesn’t move. Charlize is going to try one more jab and as she moves in Holly unleashed a right cross that lands upside Charlize’s head sending her back a couple steps. Holly that starts moving with a left to Charlize’s left cheek and then a right. She has great blonde her back to the ropes with an overhand right to the face. Theron’s guard is high Holly is quick to close and starts ripping punches into Charlize’s midsection and then two to the solar plexus that brings a gasp from Theron. Upton is yelling for Charlize to get off the ropes. Holly doesn’t want that to happen, Charlize has starting to crouch with her gloves protecting her head. Holly see’s one big opening and goes to Theron’s chest with left and right hooks. Charlize has to fight her way off the ropes or the fight is not going to last much longer. In desperation she come out of her crouch with a right uppercut that lands on the right side of Holly’s jaw sending her staggering back. Charlize is off the rope and longing for payback when the round ends. Willoughby’s corner is elated with her performance. In Theron’s corner the attitude is different. Upton is irate. “That was one of the worst performances I have ever seen. You always have bad first round, but you exceeded in it this time. We fight at the end of the month, and if you fight like that the first round will be the last before you carried out on a stretcher. You have seen film of her. You
Have 24 years of experience. You must have learned something, Use it.”
Round 2. The Nascar corner team has Charlize standing as the bell rings. She seems to having those famous legs back as she swiftly moves to the center of the ring. A Holly overhand right sails by Charlize’s head and a left cross barely grazes her jaw. Charlize catches Holly with a right cross to the jaw and then a left. Holly lands a slams a right to Charlize right ear sending Charlize staggering back to the ropes that keep Charlize from going down. Holly quickly move in to ready to unleash a fight finishing barrage but Charlize is not as bad off as Holly thought and comes off the ropes with a right cross stunning her opponent. Charlize continues with right and left crosses that drive Holly across the ring into the ropes. A right and left to the chest. A flurry of punches to the midsection and then a left uppercut have Holly’s eyes glassy. Charlize want to punish and starts using Holly’s head as a punching bag instead of finishing her. That might comeback to haunt the great blonde, The round comes to an end
There is concern in Holly’s corner while Upton is irate that Charlize didn’t finish the fight when she probably could have.
Round 3. Charlize is quickly out of her corner, Holly is more cautious. Charlize wants to meet in the center of the ring and engage in a slugfest.Holly is moving to the side. She wants to trade punches at a distance. Charlize tries to cut the ring down, but Holly is able to stay off the ropes. Finally, to the crowd’s relief they meet. Charlize beats Holly to the punch with left and rights to the face. Holly is working on Charlize’s midsection but come up with a right hook that sends the great blonde back. Charlize quickly recovers and stops Holly with an overhand right to the face that gives Theron the upper hand. Charlize works Holly over with a left-right stomach, then the midsection, moving up to the chest and finally to the head. She has Holly hurt, but somehow a uppercut staggers Theron. She punches Theron’s head back with a right only to have a Theron right cross drive her back into the ropes as the bell ends the round. In Theron’s corner she beats Kate to the talk simply saying I don’t want to hear anything. Just give me snort of ammonia, which Neve quickly does.
Round 4. The two are quickly out of their corners. Both seem anxious to engage. Both look like they are intent on ending the fight. They meet and go toe to toe. They are punching head, digging punches into the midsection, ravaging chests, but neither is getting the advantage and both breathing hard break it off as they look for an opening. Holly finds one and lays a right cross to Theron’s jaw. A Theron right goes wide but a Holly right cross to Charlize’s right ear staggers Charlize. Holly takes over pounding Theron back to the ropes. Once again it is Charlize giving up her midsection to protect her head. Holly takes the offer and pumps punch after punch into Theron’s midsection. Charlize starts to slump in the ropes, her hands finally dropping away from her head. Holly’s corner is yelling for her to end it, but it is not that easy with Charlize who finally stops Holly’s attack at the bell. Both corners are busy. Upton is telling Charlize that she needs to end the fight now. She tells Charlize she knows she can do it. Start with the solar plexus and end it with the chin. Neve has broken another ammonia capsule. Cassie has a towel over Theron’s head as Margot massages her shoulders and arm. Both fighters are up and ready for the bell.
Round 5. Charlize is slow out of her corner. She is moving parallel to the ropes. She want Holly to come to her. Holly reads Theron’s moves as that she doesn’t want to engage. She is surprised when she gets close to Theron, Charlize stops moving to the side and moves straight at her landing a right upside Holly’s head. Holly steps back in surprise and then readies a reply which she doesn’t use because and overhand Theron right smacks her right in the face. Holly steps back to clear her head and Theron left sinks into her solar plexus. Holly drops her hands to protect her body leaving her chin wide open. A Theron right comes off her hip and lands of the point of Holly chin. Charlize steps back as Holly pitches forward to land face down on the canvas. The refe starts the count as Charlize heads to her corner to receive a big hug from Kate The referee comes over to raise Charlize’s hand in victory. Charlize says it isn’t going to happen. Holly is too good a fighter to be have Charlize having her hand raised while standing over her.
AFTER. Holly and Charlize are at the press table. Holly speaks first “As I said in the pre-fight I have talked with fighters who have been in the ring with Charlize. We are putting a fight plan together to beat Charlize. Obviously, with tonights results, we don’t have it perfected yet, but when we do, I be want to be back in a rematch. One thing is for sure in our plan is you have to watch out for the right hand. Now she is going to be in the ring with Kate Upton, who I have seen fight a couple times. She’s very good, one of the best. I don’t envy Charlize, She is in for a hard time in two weeks”
Charlize: “The reason I am fighting a lot of BBU girls in that there are lot of good fighters in my age group that I haven’t fought. I like to fight new opposition when I can. Holly is an example. She is very good and you might say that I was lucky tonight and when they get that “perfect plan” I wouldn’t be adverse to a rematch
Tale of the Tape
Holly Willoughby
Age 42
Height 5’8”
12-8-0
BBU JMDD Title
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
321-127-12
1 Universal Flyweight (Bantam) Title 1999 Not recognized
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Recognized as the Greatest of all Tine (GOAT)
BEFORE
Holly Willoughby is at the podium. As usual Charlize is in her dressing room watching Holly on closed circuit tv. It serves two purposes. It prevents her from saying the wrong thing and it makes her opponent wait on her to enter the ring. Holly is talking. “It certainly hasn’t gone unnoticed that Charlize has been fighting a lot of BBU members and as I recall she is undefeated. I can’t say that was unexpected because she is still a good, dangerous fighter and is as good as anyone in her age group. I have met with a lot of the fighters that have fought Charlize and we discussed how to beat her. We came up with ways, but as usual they are easier to plan than to actually do. One problem is I have never fought on the beach while she is a beach veteran. I still think I can win”
In the dressing room, Charlize says “Let’s go” Neve throws her plain black robe over her shoulders and they start out. Cassandra Lynn asks “Do you want the music played?” Charlize “No, she seems like a very nice person. The music is only for braggarts except that big bad mouth blonde standing by the door” pointed to Kate Upton. Upton grins “You won’t do that when we fight in two weeks because you know you are going to be carried out as I beat you worse than last time if that is possible. Today is another day. We need to get you a win.
THE FIGHT
Holly is wearing an orange bikini with black gloves and boots. Charlize is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. The two meet in the center of the ring to hear the referee’s instructions which Theron hears for the 461st time. The two exchange pleasantries and touch gloves and return to their corner to wait on the opening bell.
Round 1. The two meet in the center of the ring. Charlize uses that opening right Jab to Holly’s face, but Holly doesn’t move. Charlize lands another. Again, Holly doesn’t move. Charlize is going to try one more jab and as she moves in Holly unleashed a right cross that lands upside Charlize’s head sending her back a couple steps. Holly that starts moving with a left to Charlize’s left cheek and then a right. She has great blonde her back to the ropes with an overhand right to the face. Theron’s guard is high Holly is quick to close and starts ripping punches into Charlize’s midsection and then two to the solar plexus that brings a gasp from Theron. Upton is yelling for Charlize to get off the ropes. Holly doesn’t want that to happen, Charlize has starting to crouch with her gloves protecting her head. Holly see’s one big opening and goes to Theron’s chest with left and right hooks. Charlize has to fight her way off the ropes or the fight is not going to last much longer. In desperation she come out of her crouch with a right uppercut that lands on the right side of Holly’s jaw sending her staggering back. Charlize is off the rope and longing for payback when the round ends. Willoughby’s corner is elated with her performance. In Theron’s corner the attitude is different. Upton is irate. “That was one of the worst performances I have ever seen. You always have bad first round, but you exceeded in it this time. We fight at the end of the month, and if you fight like that the first round will be the last before you carried out on a stretcher. You have seen film of her. You
Have 24 years of experience. You must have learned something, Use it.”
Round 2. The Nascar corner team has Charlize standing as the bell rings. She seems to having those famous legs back as she swiftly moves to the center of the ring. A Holly overhand right sails by Charlize’s head and a left cross barely grazes her jaw. Charlize catches Holly with a right cross to the jaw and then a left. Holly lands a slams a right to Charlize right ear sending Charlize staggering back to the ropes that keep Charlize from going down. Holly quickly move in to ready to unleash a fight finishing barrage but Charlize is not as bad off as Holly thought and comes off the ropes with a right cross stunning her opponent. Charlize continues with right and left crosses that drive Holly across the ring into the ropes. A right and left to the chest. A flurry of punches to the midsection and then a left uppercut have Holly’s eyes glassy. Charlize want to punish and starts using Holly’s head as a punching bag instead of finishing her. That might comeback to haunt the great blonde, The round comes to an end
There is concern in Holly’s corner while Upton is irate that Charlize didn’t finish the fight when she probably could have.
Round 3. Charlize is quickly out of her corner, Holly is more cautious. Charlize wants to meet in the center of the ring and engage in a slugfest.Holly is moving to the side. She wants to trade punches at a distance. Charlize tries to cut the ring down, but Holly is able to stay off the ropes. Finally, to the crowd’s relief they meet. Charlize beats Holly to the punch with left and rights to the face. Holly is working on Charlize’s midsection but come up with a right hook that sends the great blonde back. Charlize quickly recovers and stops Holly with an overhand right to the face that gives Theron the upper hand. Charlize works Holly over with a left-right stomach, then the midsection, moving up to the chest and finally to the head. She has Holly hurt, but somehow a uppercut staggers Theron. She punches Theron’s head back with a right only to have a Theron right cross drive her back into the ropes as the bell ends the round. In Theron’s corner she beats Kate to the talk simply saying I don’t want to hear anything. Just give me snort of ammonia, which Neve quickly does.
Round 4. The two are quickly out of their corners. Both seem anxious to engage. Both look like they are intent on ending the fight. They meet and go toe to toe. They are punching head, digging punches into the midsection, ravaging chests, but neither is getting the advantage and both breathing hard break it off as they look for an opening. Holly finds one and lays a right cross to Theron’s jaw. A Theron right goes wide but a Holly right cross to Charlize’s right ear staggers Charlize. Holly takes over pounding Theron back to the ropes. Once again it is Charlize giving up her midsection to protect her head. Holly takes the offer and pumps punch after punch into Theron’s midsection. Charlize starts to slump in the ropes, her hands finally dropping away from her head. Holly’s corner is yelling for her to end it, but it is not that easy with Charlize who finally stops Holly’s attack at the bell. Both corners are busy. Upton is telling Charlize that she needs to end the fight now. She tells Charlize she knows she can do it. Start with the solar plexus and end it with the chin. Neve has broken another ammonia capsule. Cassie has a towel over Theron’s head as Margot massages her shoulders and arm. Both fighters are up and ready for the bell.
Round 5. Charlize is slow out of her corner. She is moving parallel to the ropes. She want Holly to come to her. Holly reads Theron’s moves as that she doesn’t want to engage. She is surprised when she gets close to Theron, Charlize stops moving to the side and moves straight at her landing a right upside Holly’s head. Holly steps back in surprise and then readies a reply which she doesn’t use because and overhand Theron right smacks her right in the face. Holly steps back to clear her head and Theron left sinks into her solar plexus. Holly drops her hands to protect her body leaving her chin wide open. A Theron right comes off her hip and lands of the point of Holly chin. Charlize steps back as Holly pitches forward to land face down on the canvas. The refe starts the count as Charlize heads to her corner to receive a big hug from Kate The referee comes over to raise Charlize’s hand in victory. Charlize says it isn’t going to happen. Holly is too good a fighter to be have Charlize having her hand raised while standing over her.
AFTER. Holly and Charlize are at the press table. Holly speaks first “As I said in the pre-fight I have talked with fighters who have been in the ring with Charlize. We are putting a fight plan together to beat Charlize. Obviously, with tonights results, we don’t have it perfected yet, but when we do, I be want to be back in a rematch. One thing is for sure in our plan is you have to watch out for the right hand. Now she is going to be in the ring with Kate Upton, who I have seen fight a couple times. She’s very good, one of the best. I don’t envy Charlize, She is in for a hard time in two weeks”
Charlize: “The reason I am fighting a lot of BBU girls in that there are lot of good fighters in my age group that I haven’t fought. I like to fight new opposition when I can. Holly is an example. She is very good and you might say that I was lucky tonight and when they get that “perfect plan” I wouldn’t be adverse to a rematch
