Post by Boxing World Online on Jul 9, 2023 12:32:41 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit watching baseball at Bazz with Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, Poindexter Del Crunchy, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "So, Wiz, before we get to the obvious question, why PPV for Ren's debut?"
Man In The Hat: "We want to make a big splash with Cristy. I think she's a huge 'get' for us, a rising young star who was gonna be somewhere pretty soon. We couldn't be happier that she's here in Philly with us..."
Pointy: "And 'we' bloody well includes ME, because this girl walks around welter. She can easily make light, but she can fight above 130."
Cassie: "And, having SEEN her, you're well aware that she can fight JMDD and, of course, is well-qualified, perhaps as well qualified as ANYONE, to fight on the beach."
Reporter: "So, you'll be doing lots of things with her like you do with all the other fighters..."
Man In The Hat: "That, we will..."
Tess: "Before we get too far afield here, um, you have a TITLE SHOT on this pay-per-view...only your fourth-ever shot at flyweight!"
Man In The Hat: "That, we do, and we couldn't be more appreciative of that opportunity, especially for Ariel, who, really, should have at least one and probably two other chances over the last couple of years..."
Cassie: "Avril's, obviously, a tough assignment, and this isn't an easy fight for any of us..."
Pointy: "We all still love the girl. Nobody's been cheering louder for her than we have during her title chase and this title run."
Cassie: "But, Ariel IS going to do her best to take that gold from around her waist. And, she CAN do it."
Reporter: "OK. The question you haven't answered. Ren's now on the roster. The roster was full when she joined, meaning someone is no longer here. We know Winter, Donnelly, Bennet, Reinhart, Demaiter, Hill, and Temara are still members of Front Street, since they're all booked to fight this month..."
Man In The Hat: "Before I start smellin' smoke coming from your brain while you try to figure this out, son, let me answer the question. We bought out Kara Del Toro's contract this week..."
Reporter: "She had the JMDD title about five minutes ago..."
Tess (smiling): "It was actually nine days ago, dear..."
Reporter: "You know what I MEAN..."
Man In The Hat: "She did. And, it wasn't an easy decision to make. But, it's clear what we're doin' at light right now isn't good enough. As I said last weekend, light has always been one of our strongest two divisions, second only to bantam. We've lost FIVE straight opportunities to win that title, FOUR of them in the last sixteen months, THREE of them in the last TEN months. That's not going to do."
Reporter: "But..."
Tess: "Hush, dear."
Man In The Hat: "Every division here, we want that one-two punch. Anna and Gemma. Katy and Gemma. At fly we've got K-Stew and Ariel and now Billie about to make that a triumvirate. At bantam, we've got Chloe and Lili and Sophie looking to be the third. We NEED that at light and welter. Welter may take a little time, since we spent a lot of time away, but we're gonna get there. We thought we had it at light with Taylor and Kara, but we didn't. Three shots. No wins. We think Kennedy can take that second spot next to Ms. Hill. And, we've got Tate, a fantastic prospect, in the wings. And, now we've got Cristy. All four and Marie can fight welter. We'll get a one-two out of that group up there..."
Cassie: "We've already got one at JMD, a triumvirate, really, with Sophie, Billie, and Ariel and now Mikayla getting involved..."
Pointy: "And, we'll have one at JMDD between Cristy, Tate, and Marie."
Man In The Hat: "Yes, we will. This is what we need here. I think this move helps us get there. And, it will help us win lightweight, welterweight, JMDD and beach titles and maybe the Ice Hotel, too. Not an easy decision, but anybody can make the easy ones, son. Now, let's watch some ball, shall we?"
Reporter: "So, Wiz, before we get to the obvious question, why PPV for Ren's debut?"
Man In The Hat: "We want to make a big splash with Cristy. I think she's a huge 'get' for us, a rising young star who was gonna be somewhere pretty soon. We couldn't be happier that she's here in Philly with us..."
Pointy: "And 'we' bloody well includes ME, because this girl walks around welter. She can easily make light, but she can fight above 130."
Cassie: "And, having SEEN her, you're well aware that she can fight JMDD and, of course, is well-qualified, perhaps as well qualified as ANYONE, to fight on the beach."
Reporter: "So, you'll be doing lots of things with her like you do with all the other fighters..."
Man In The Hat: "That, we will..."
Tess: "Before we get too far afield here, um, you have a TITLE SHOT on this pay-per-view...only your fourth-ever shot at flyweight!"
Man In The Hat: "That, we do, and we couldn't be more appreciative of that opportunity, especially for Ariel, who, really, should have at least one and probably two other chances over the last couple of years..."
Cassie: "Avril's, obviously, a tough assignment, and this isn't an easy fight for any of us..."
Pointy: "We all still love the girl. Nobody's been cheering louder for her than we have during her title chase and this title run."
Cassie: "But, Ariel IS going to do her best to take that gold from around her waist. And, she CAN do it."
Reporter: "OK. The question you haven't answered. Ren's now on the roster. The roster was full when she joined, meaning someone is no longer here. We know Winter, Donnelly, Bennet, Reinhart, Demaiter, Hill, and Temara are still members of Front Street, since they're all booked to fight this month..."
Man In The Hat: "Before I start smellin' smoke coming from your brain while you try to figure this out, son, let me answer the question. We bought out Kara Del Toro's contract this week..."
Reporter: "She had the JMDD title about five minutes ago..."
Tess (smiling): "It was actually nine days ago, dear..."
Reporter: "You know what I MEAN..."
Man In The Hat: "She did. And, it wasn't an easy decision to make. But, it's clear what we're doin' at light right now isn't good enough. As I said last weekend, light has always been one of our strongest two divisions, second only to bantam. We've lost FIVE straight opportunities to win that title, FOUR of them in the last sixteen months, THREE of them in the last TEN months. That's not going to do."
Reporter: "But..."
Tess: "Hush, dear."
Man In The Hat: "Every division here, we want that one-two punch. Anna and Gemma. Katy and Gemma. At fly we've got K-Stew and Ariel and now Billie about to make that a triumvirate. At bantam, we've got Chloe and Lili and Sophie looking to be the third. We NEED that at light and welter. Welter may take a little time, since we spent a lot of time away, but we're gonna get there. We thought we had it at light with Taylor and Kara, but we didn't. Three shots. No wins. We think Kennedy can take that second spot next to Ms. Hill. And, we've got Tate, a fantastic prospect, in the wings. And, now we've got Cristy. All four and Marie can fight welter. We'll get a one-two out of that group up there..."
Cassie: "We've already got one at JMD, a triumvirate, really, with Sophie, Billie, and Ariel and now Mikayla getting involved..."
Pointy: "And, we'll have one at JMDD between Cristy, Tate, and Marie."
Man In The Hat: "Yes, we will. This is what we need here. I think this move helps us get there. And, it will help us win lightweight, welterweight, JMDD and beach titles and maybe the Ice Hotel, too. Not an easy decision, but anybody can make the easy ones, son. Now, let's watch some ball, shall we?"