Asylum Announcement...And The Countdown To The Revolution...
Jul 6, 2023 17:20:23 GMT -6
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Post by Boxing World Online on Jul 6, 2023 17:20:23 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Anna Silk makes her Asylum return in JMD action against Front Street's newest member, Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Alison: "Welterweight action follows, as Sarah Lancaster debuts in Philly facing off with 'The Sexy Sequoia', Marie Temara!"
Kat: "We'll move to flyweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Mila Kunis against 'The Peapack Punisher', Meg Donnelly!"
Alison: "It's back to bantamweight next for the Asylum debut of Lookout!'s Demi Lovato against 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kat: "Another bantamweight bout follows with the Asylum debut of Lookout!'s Emily VanCamp against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's lightweight action on Asylum beach for the Asylum debut of Lookout! Hall of Famer Yvonne Strahovski against 'The Face' Taylor Hill!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Golden Girls at the Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo!"
Kesha: "Ok, crew, don't play us off yet, because we have a special guest...what...we have less than a minute? OK. Let's get her out here! The newest member of Front Street Boxing...we're out of time! OK. Stay with Front Street TV for more on this story! Goodbye, everybody!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk behind them with their mics potted down as the tall brunette joins the group. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Man In The Hat: "Lookout! Boxin' is comin' here with THREE former champions. We're gonna have a fourth match between VanCamp and Bennet, and the first three were fantastic..."
Tess: "One went 17 rounds as I recall..."
Man In The Hat: "You recall correctly. We've got Lovato/Reinhart. We've got Vonnie and Taylor on the beach..."
Reporter: "And, you've apparently signed a brand new fighter..."
Man In The Hat: "That, we have. The revolution, son, begins in 22 days. 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren. And, it begins on the big stage, pay-per-view..."
Reporter: "OK, then, who..."
Man In The Hat: "But, you know what you DON'T have to wait 22 days for? Chef's grilled steaks. Because he's makin' those tonight..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Anna Silk makes her Asylum return in JMD action against Front Street's newest member, Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Alison: "Welterweight action follows, as Sarah Lancaster debuts in Philly facing off with 'The Sexy Sequoia', Marie Temara!"
Kat: "We'll move to flyweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Mila Kunis against 'The Peapack Punisher', Meg Donnelly!"
Alison: "It's back to bantamweight next for the Asylum debut of Lookout!'s Demi Lovato against 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kat: "Another bantamweight bout follows with the Asylum debut of Lookout!'s Emily VanCamp against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's lightweight action on Asylum beach for the Asylum debut of Lookout! Hall of Famer Yvonne Strahovski against 'The Face' Taylor Hill!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Golden Girls at the Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo!"
Kesha: "Ok, crew, don't play us off yet, because we have a special guest...what...we have less than a minute? OK. Let's get her out here! The newest member of Front Street Boxing...we're out of time! OK. Stay with Front Street TV for more on this story! Goodbye, everybody!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk behind them with their mics potted down as the tall brunette joins the group. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Man In The Hat: "Lookout! Boxin' is comin' here with THREE former champions. We're gonna have a fourth match between VanCamp and Bennet, and the first three were fantastic..."
Tess: "One went 17 rounds as I recall..."
Man In The Hat: "You recall correctly. We've got Lovato/Reinhart. We've got Vonnie and Taylor on the beach..."
Reporter: "And, you've apparently signed a brand new fighter..."
Man In The Hat: "That, we have. The revolution, son, begins in 22 days. 'The Russian Revolution', Cristy Ren. And, it begins on the big stage, pay-per-view..."
Reporter: "OK, then, who..."
Man In The Hat: "But, you know what you DON'T have to wait 22 days for? Chef's grilled steaks. Because he's makin' those tonight..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
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