Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jun 30, 2023 21:00:03 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"I get the plan," says Jessica with a shake of the head. "Bring a girl in here to showcase your latest 'find'. Well. That's NOT how this is going to go. That's not how this is going to go AT ALL."
"Another first for me," says Mikayla with a lovely smile, "Last month, my first FCBA fight. This month, my first JMD fight. And, I can't WAIT to get in the ring!"
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Baby You Know' and here comes the singer of that tune, the lovely Canadian, Jessica Lucas!"
McCarthy: "Who is, YAWN, a Typical Dancing Hooker Opponent with NO FCBA wins!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Lucas wasting no time getting down to the ring and climbing inside. She's helped off with the robe, and she's looking PLENTY JMD qualified in that black bikini she's wearing. And, that's 'Behold The Hurricane' by the Horrible Crows and here comes the newest member of Front Street, Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Cassie: "Mikayla got off to a good start last month, and now she's dipping her toes into the JMD pool for the first time."
Tess: "And, she'll want to come up with a result tonight, because bantamweight is the most crowded division at Front Street."
O'Dell: "Mikayla into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and the crowd once again loving Ms. Demaiter in that cobalt blue number she's wearing. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Mikayla. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins! Demaiter."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous in the first and the ladies going right at it as the veteran Lucas takes the fight to Mikayla off the bell! Demaiter being backed up immediately here. Brunette REALLY getting after the blonde right now and the Front Streeter completely on the back foot..."
McCarthy: "This girl is a Typical Dancing Hooker! She'll be out of here right after Mudd!"
O'Dell: "Lucas has grabbed the initiative and she's keeping it with a very high work rate. Jessica going body, head, body, hooking some rack. Demaiter giving some more ground, countering here and there, but here and there is about all she can manage..."
Tess: "Lucas sitting down on a BUNCH of stuff right now."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. We're down under twenty seconds remaining in the first, and it's been Lucas in charge from the opening seconds. NICE combination from Jessica there, backs Mikayla up again and there's the bell. No doubt about this one. Lucas. Wide."
Cassie: "And the Canadian grabs the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins the way the first ended, with Lucas coming forward, backing up the younger woman. Jessica's really got something going here, Mac. She's putting punches together well, tossing the blonde onto the defensive and keeping her there..."
McCarthy: "Kid with ZERO FCBA wins just DOMINATING Weirdo's newest 'find'. Management here is CLUELESS..."
Tess: "You DO understand you're sitting NEXT to a member of 'management here'..."
McCarthy: "CLUELESS!"
Cassie: "Wonder what your CAR would look like full of pistachio pudding..."
McCarthy: "Are you THREATENING me, you little..."
O'Dell: "IF we could concentrate on the ring, please, we'd see some really good stuff from Jessica Lucas. The Canadian's pushing the pace, putting punches together, controlling a second straight round. Again, Demaiter able to land in counter here and there, but that's about all she can do. Ten seconds remaining in the second. SHARP right hand from Lucas and there's the bell. Not close again. Jessica. Wide."
Tess: "And Lucas extends her lead to 20-18."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Into the third and Lucas coming forward again, but Demaiter DETERMINED to hold ground now and HERE WE GO! It's hammer and tongs in there as blonde and brunette LET THE HANDS GO right in the middle of the ring! GOOD right from Demaiter, GOOD right from Lucas..."
Tess: "Crowd into this in a BIG way..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it as the ladies are WINGING away right now. Nothing sloppy about any of it, but plenty of hard leather being exchanged and nobody taking a step back. Demaiter digs some body now and Lucas responds in kind..."
Cassie: "Just a TON of heavy shot landing..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it, and neither blonde nor brunette is slowing down. SHARP exchange there and both fighters landed a good right hand in it. Just seconds left in the third. GOOD right from Mikayla and there's the bell. Close for the first time. But, Demaiter gets the points."
McCarthy: "But, Lucas still leads 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Ladies right back at it in the fourth, meeting in the middle of the ring and letting the hands go! You'd think something would have to give here, but we just saw a whole round of it, and both fighters took the licking and kept on ticking..."
McCarthy: "I'd have had BOTH of these tomato cans on their backs by now..."
O'Dell: "GOOD right hand from Demaiter and LUCAS IS BUZZED! Jessica's knees do a shimmy and Mikayla shifts into overdrive now. Demaiter driving the brunette back into the ropes and getting after her going head-body-head and then HOOKING THAT RACK!"
Tess: "Lucas is in trouble here..."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. Ref looking in closely as Demaiter gets off lusty. GOOD right from Mikayla shook Jessica again. Demaiter going right back to rack, hooking jug with both hands. Jessica clinching, hanging on. Final seconds tick away and there's the bell. Demaiter. Wide."
Cassie: "And we're even at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Demaiter looking to finish as we start the fifth. Blonde walking forward behind the left jab, backing up the Canadian with heavy shot to the head, hooking body here and there, definitely looking for the 'off' switch. Lucas willing to trade space for time here..."
McCarthy: "Just needs to ride this out. She can beat this no-talent!"
O'Dell: "Mikayla patient here, sound. Working the jab, landing solid right hands behind it. GOOD right, Mikayla and that shook Jessica! Demaiter stepping in, going RACK, then DROPPING THE CANADIAN WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Oh, what a shot by Mikayla!"
Cassie: "That might do it..."
O'Dell: "Blonde quickly to a neutral corner. Lucas down on her right side. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Jessica pushing to hands and knees at six. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Lucas still on all fours as the count passes her by and it's OVER and your winner by KO5 is Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Tess: "Mikayla's proven one thing in just two fights...she's got plenty of power."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Mikayla Demaiter, and Mikayla, a rough start for you..."
Mikayla (nodding): "Yeah. she got after me, and I didn't respond to that well enough. I have a lot to learn, obviously, and I'll get right back in the gym and work on that stuff. But, I found a way back and got her out of there. That's what matters for tonight."
Tess: "Your first fight last month, your first JMD fight this month. What's next?
"I get the plan," says Jessica with a shake of the head. "Bring a girl in here to showcase your latest 'find'. Well. That's NOT how this is going to go. That's not how this is going to go AT ALL."
"Another first for me," says Mikayla with a lovely smile, "Last month, my first FCBA fight. This month, my first JMD fight. And, I can't WAIT to get in the ring!"
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Baby You Know' and here comes the singer of that tune, the lovely Canadian, Jessica Lucas!"
McCarthy: "Who is, YAWN, a Typical Dancing Hooker Opponent with NO FCBA wins!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Lucas wasting no time getting down to the ring and climbing inside. She's helped off with the robe, and she's looking PLENTY JMD qualified in that black bikini she's wearing. And, that's 'Behold The Hurricane' by the Horrible Crows and here comes the newest member of Front Street, Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Cassie: "Mikayla got off to a good start last month, and now she's dipping her toes into the JMD pool for the first time."
Tess: "And, she'll want to come up with a result tonight, because bantamweight is the most crowded division at Front Street."
O'Dell: "Mikayla into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and the crowd once again loving Ms. Demaiter in that cobalt blue number she's wearing. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Mikayla. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins! Demaiter."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous in the first and the ladies going right at it as the veteran Lucas takes the fight to Mikayla off the bell! Demaiter being backed up immediately here. Brunette REALLY getting after the blonde right now and the Front Streeter completely on the back foot..."
McCarthy: "This girl is a Typical Dancing Hooker! She'll be out of here right after Mudd!"
O'Dell: "Lucas has grabbed the initiative and she's keeping it with a very high work rate. Jessica going body, head, body, hooking some rack. Demaiter giving some more ground, countering here and there, but here and there is about all she can manage..."
Tess: "Lucas sitting down on a BUNCH of stuff right now."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. We're down under twenty seconds remaining in the first, and it's been Lucas in charge from the opening seconds. NICE combination from Jessica there, backs Mikayla up again and there's the bell. No doubt about this one. Lucas. Wide."
Cassie: "And the Canadian grabs the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins the way the first ended, with Lucas coming forward, backing up the younger woman. Jessica's really got something going here, Mac. She's putting punches together well, tossing the blonde onto the defensive and keeping her there..."
McCarthy: "Kid with ZERO FCBA wins just DOMINATING Weirdo's newest 'find'. Management here is CLUELESS..."
Tess: "You DO understand you're sitting NEXT to a member of 'management here'..."
McCarthy: "CLUELESS!"
Cassie: "Wonder what your CAR would look like full of pistachio pudding..."
McCarthy: "Are you THREATENING me, you little..."
O'Dell: "IF we could concentrate on the ring, please, we'd see some really good stuff from Jessica Lucas. The Canadian's pushing the pace, putting punches together, controlling a second straight round. Again, Demaiter able to land in counter here and there, but that's about all she can do. Ten seconds remaining in the second. SHARP right hand from Lucas and there's the bell. Not close again. Jessica. Wide."
Tess: "And Lucas extends her lead to 20-18."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Into the third and Lucas coming forward again, but Demaiter DETERMINED to hold ground now and HERE WE GO! It's hammer and tongs in there as blonde and brunette LET THE HANDS GO right in the middle of the ring! GOOD right from Demaiter, GOOD right from Lucas..."
Tess: "Crowd into this in a BIG way..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it as the ladies are WINGING away right now. Nothing sloppy about any of it, but plenty of hard leather being exchanged and nobody taking a step back. Demaiter digs some body now and Lucas responds in kind..."
Cassie: "Just a TON of heavy shot landing..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it, and neither blonde nor brunette is slowing down. SHARP exchange there and both fighters landed a good right hand in it. Just seconds left in the third. GOOD right from Mikayla and there's the bell. Close for the first time. But, Demaiter gets the points."
McCarthy: "But, Lucas still leads 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Ladies right back at it in the fourth, meeting in the middle of the ring and letting the hands go! You'd think something would have to give here, but we just saw a whole round of it, and both fighters took the licking and kept on ticking..."
McCarthy: "I'd have had BOTH of these tomato cans on their backs by now..."
O'Dell: "GOOD right hand from Demaiter and LUCAS IS BUZZED! Jessica's knees do a shimmy and Mikayla shifts into overdrive now. Demaiter driving the brunette back into the ropes and getting after her going head-body-head and then HOOKING THAT RACK!"
Tess: "Lucas is in trouble here..."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. Ref looking in closely as Demaiter gets off lusty. GOOD right from Mikayla shook Jessica again. Demaiter going right back to rack, hooking jug with both hands. Jessica clinching, hanging on. Final seconds tick away and there's the bell. Demaiter. Wide."
Cassie: "And we're even at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Demaiter looking to finish as we start the fifth. Blonde walking forward behind the left jab, backing up the Canadian with heavy shot to the head, hooking body here and there, definitely looking for the 'off' switch. Lucas willing to trade space for time here..."
McCarthy: "Just needs to ride this out. She can beat this no-talent!"
O'Dell: "Mikayla patient here, sound. Working the jab, landing solid right hands behind it. GOOD right, Mikayla and that shook Jessica! Demaiter stepping in, going RACK, then DROPPING THE CANADIAN WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Oh, what a shot by Mikayla!"
Cassie: "That might do it..."
O'Dell: "Blonde quickly to a neutral corner. Lucas down on her right side. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Jessica pushing to hands and knees at six. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Lucas still on all fours as the count passes her by and it's OVER and your winner by KO5 is Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Tess: "Mikayla's proven one thing in just two fights...she's got plenty of power."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Mikayla Demaiter, and Mikayla, a rough start for you..."
Mikayla (nodding): "Yeah. she got after me, and I didn't respond to that well enough. I have a lot to learn, obviously, and I'll get right back in the gym and work on that stuff. But, I found a way back and got her out of there. That's what matters for tonight."
Tess: "Your first fight last month, your first JMD fight this month. What's next?