Amber Nova versus Barbara Jean Blank

Tale of the Tape:

Amber Nova (1-1-0, 1 KO)
5'4, 31 years old
Celebrity Wrestling Federation

vs.

Barbara Jean Blank (AKA Kelly Kelly) (2-5-0, 2 KO)
5'5, 36 years old
Free Agent

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
“AND NOW! Making her 3rd appearance in the ring under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the South Carolina native, standing 5 foot 4, weighing in at 110 pounds, AMBERRRR NOOOOOVA!!”

Outfits:
Amber Nova’s chiseled frame was made for the skimpy CWF attire; her sleek, rippling abdomen tightly strung up in a thin-banded tube top that mushroomed her perky B-cups tightly to her swelling sternum, her slender hips bit into by a high-waisted string thong that split her plump, bronzed cheeks and disappeared between their folds. Still somewhat unnerved by her brand new, lewd attire, the fidgety Nova’s face flushed as she slid into the ring, settling into her corner and sweeping her long, braided locks over a shoulder.

The former WWE Diva Kelly Kelly was next to grace this familiar ring. Though not quite as ripped as the trimmer Nova, Blank was still sculpted out of heaps of muscle with an impressive body to behold. Now a model herself, Barbara rocked a pale, floral bikini that hugged her tanned skin and left very little to the imagination. Blank had been given sporadic action after a busy 2021; now looking to get some traction and recognition with a win over the stabled newcomer. Nova had already been put to sleep by an iconic former Diva; and much like she had in her wrestling career, Kelly Kelly looked to follow in Trish Stratus’ footsteps.

Round 1:
Nova had some understandable trepidation after her first career setback, and Blank was understandably rusty; the perfect formula for a somewhat lackadaisical opening minute. Blank took the first strides as she lassoed Amber and dragged her into the corner; testing the Carolina native’s jaw-dropping abs with the most venomous, lacerating hooks she could muster. The blonde slowly worked her way up the body, shunting looping lefts and rights up Nova’s torso before being bucked free of her mount and side-swiped by a meaty left overhand to the jaw. The fitter redhead finally worked into a throwing groove in the last forty-five; drumming the zig-zagging blonde with a smattering of stumpy jabs to the chest and chin as Blank retreated out to sea, desperately trying to avoid the current before finding the safety of the bell. Nova fights back and steals the round late, 10-9.

Round 2/3:
Though she lacked some of the same cunning and guile as her in-ring hero, Trish Stratus; Blank still had the brawling chops to overwhelm those with less experience on occasion. Nova was no exception, as the blonde answered a confident round from the South Carolina-native by pummeling some of that naive spirit clean out of the ring.

Blank bulled her way right into the grill of the nimble newbie; bludgeoning Nova to her heels with a couple quaking hooks to the lower abdomen. Nova’s flexing belly didn’t crack, but the fleshy thwack-thwack was quickly drowned out by a shrill squeal as she was mauled into the ropes with an awkward clinch. Though much closer to a hair mare than a legal clinch, the two fought on. Blank raked boorish overhands across the smaller redhead’s pert chest, flattening her tits before a heated uppercut streaked between their frames and exploded against Nova’s chin. Amber wobbled bow-legged, her bony shoulder-blades raking across the ropes before she careened drunkenly into the post. Blank quickly shook off the muscle memory of her past; bypassing the turnbuckle climb and instead pouring slicing hooks into Nova’s ribs from both hips. The cornered redhead’s abs rippled as she was twisted side-to-side, salsa dancing between the blonde’s leather meat-grinder before reaching out and tying Blank up with an exasperated grunt.

Nova’s efforts to escape the round left her tuckered out for the third; as Blank continued to bully and toss the lighter redhead across the shrinking square. Though her fitness endurance would likely never be an issue, the same couldn’t be said for her punching and evading cardio just yet. Amber was venturing down the same dangerous path that doomed her against Stratus, with the far more experienced Kelly Kelly controlling the pace with an ever-shortening leash. After dominating the second 10-8, Blank takes the third as well, 10-9.

Round 4:
Feeling herself after a commanding showing, Blank looked to continue holding the struggling redhead under water; stalking a seemingly unsure Nova toward the ropes just out of her corner. Amber’s crunching belly continued to redden and ripple as Blank slung a gnashing hook into her solar-plexus, wincing before another tried to bore through her opposite side. Blank coiled a third, determined to shatter Amber’s concrete midsection when suddenly Nova scythed her own tummy-tenderizer into the blonde’s ribs. Barbara squealed as she folded sideways, clanking two more hooks into Nova’s belly; only to have them bounce off like she was hammering rubber against steel.

Nova’s chest swelled as she walked Blank down; the two trading vicious, suffocating slugs to the navel before the blonde finally deflated sideways. Blank’s midsection concaved as she wheezed for breath; twisting behind a desperate left just as a thumping underhook clobbered her from the depths. Blank wobbled as her teeth clacked together, the button of her chin crushed by a rising right hand from the impenetrable Nova. Just as Amber was readying for a sweeping left, the blonde groggily face-planted; gurgling as she scattered across the redhead’s feet.

1… 2… 3… 4… Blank woozily bunched her arms together beneath her chest, sputtering with deep breaths as she tried to push to all fours with jellied stems.

5… 6… 7… After a valiant but bungling effort, the blonde finally spilled back to her belly, spitting out her gumshield with a defeated whimper.

8… 9… 10!!

"And your winner, by KO in Round 4, AMBERRRR NOOOOOOOVAAA!!!!"