Post by Boxing World Online on Jun 15, 2023 17:26:17 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Jessica Lucas makes her Asylum debut against Front Street's newest member, Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Alison: "Welterweight action follows, as Maggie Geha debuts in Philly facing off with Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann!"
Kat: "We'll move to flyweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Tessa Thompson against 'The Five-Tool Player' Kristen Stewart!"
Alison: "More flyweight action follows on Asylum Beach, with the Philly return of Candice Patton against Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Kat: "We'll move to lightweight next for JMDD action with the Asylum return of Erica Durance against 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRae!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum debut of Lookout! Boxing's Hall of Famer Evangeline Lilly against 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Superheroines At The Asylum VI: Jason Lives!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Demaiter right back in action..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "We want to get the kid going. We'll get her in the ring as much as we can, build on the last fight with the next one."
Tess: "Lilly is another tough assignment for Reinhart,,,"
Man In The Hat (smiling): "Lili likes those kinds of assignments. And, she's proven again and again that she can handle 'em.."
Reporter: "With Mudd knocked out of contention, Winter might be your best shot at the JMD title, but you've got her on the beach..."
Man In The Hat: "Could be. Ariel's done well at JMD. She's done well on the beach, too. We'll keep workin' her at both, see what happens. And, you know what else is always done well? Chef's coq au vin..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Kat: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Jessica Lucas makes her Asylum debut against Front Street's newest member, Mikayla 'Mass Destruction' Demaiter!"
Alison: "Welterweight action follows, as Maggie Geha debuts in Philly facing off with Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann!"
Kat: "We'll move to flyweight for the next contest, which will see the Asylum return of Tessa Thompson against 'The Five-Tool Player' Kristen Stewart!"
Alison: "More flyweight action follows on Asylum Beach, with the Philly return of Candice Patton against Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Kat: "We'll move to lightweight next for JMDD action with the Asylum return of Erica Durance against 'The Calgary Crusader' Tate McRae!"
Alison: "And, finally, it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum debut of Lookout! Boxing's Hall of Famer Evangeline Lilly against 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Kat: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'Superheroines At The Asylum VI: Jason Lives!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter; "Demaiter right back in action..."
Man In the Hat (smiling): "We want to get the kid going. We'll get her in the ring as much as we can, build on the last fight with the next one."
Tess: "Lilly is another tough assignment for Reinhart,,,"
Man In The Hat (smiling): "Lili likes those kinds of assignments. And, she's proven again and again that she can handle 'em.."
Reporter: "With Mudd knocked out of contention, Winter might be your best shot at the JMD title, but you've got her on the beach..."
Man In The Hat: "Could be. Ariel's done well at JMD. She's done well on the beach, too. We'll keep workin' her at both, see what happens. And, you know what else is always done well? Chef's coq au vin..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"