Post by Tractorpull on Aug 17, 2016 11:42:30 GMT -6
TESS VALMORE
MARTINEZ/MACK The much feared Natalie Martinez climbs into the ring to face Mack. Mack has had 77 fights. She only needs 23 more to qualify for the Hall Of Fame. Six a year would put her in the Hall by time she is 38. Her win loss ratio is just a little shy of that of the GOAT Now, you know she must be worried about fighting Martinez. Martinez’s last and only fight was nine years ago and she lasted about seven minutes. Are we just padding the record here Do I really have to tell you who is going to win? Ok, Well it will be Mack after about a hard fought bout of about two minutes
RAYMUND/PINK Raymund is making her “long awaited debut in the FCBA” Long awaited by who? Pink has won twelve in a row. She might as well fight gimmies because she is now 37 and the end of her career is in sight. Pink By KO
DEELY/UTGAARD Deely might as well rent a room at the Asylum. She is there enough. This will be her seventh appearance at the Asylum and she has yet to win which is why she is back. Her last win was five years ago and since then she has lost eight in a row. Utgaard has had three fights so far and is undefeated. She is slightly bigger than Deely, but seventeen years younger. Deely has the edge in experience almost all gained in losing. It won’ help. Utgaard by a KO
McCURDY/MEESTER McCurdy is a former JMD champion and also has a winning record in conventional bouts. To be honest, I am not totally sold on Meester, but she has beaten better fighters than McCurdy has ever faced. McCurdy has a chance, a slim chance. No. it won’t happen. Meester by a TKO
SPIRIDAKOS/RAMBIN I am surprised to see Spiridakos back at the Asylum. She has had four bouts there and has yet to lose. Three wins and one draw. She is going against the proverbial end of the bencher at Front Street. Rambin won her last two bouts. She has won three in a row only once. The two fought once before with Spiridakos winning by a KO. After this bout, Rambin may not be sitting on the end of the bench. She will be sitting on the floor. Spiridakos puts a dent in the Front Street after party. Spiridakos by a KO
RIHANNA/KESHA This is a rematch between the two. Rihanna won the first bout three years ago by a KO3. Since that time I think that Kesha has improved a great deal. That’s not so say that Rihanna can’t win this fight. She certainly can and I won’t be terribly surprised if she does but I am going to go with the improved version of Kesha who will get even with a KO win
MARTINEZ/MACK The much feared Natalie Martinez climbs into the ring to face Mack. Mack has had 77 fights. She only needs 23 more to qualify for the Hall Of Fame. Six a year would put her in the Hall by time she is 38. Her win loss ratio is just a little shy of that of the GOAT Now, you know she must be worried about fighting Martinez. Martinez’s last and only fight was nine years ago and she lasted about seven minutes. Are we just padding the record here Do I really have to tell you who is going to win? Ok, Well it will be Mack after about a hard fought bout of about two minutes
RAYMUND/PINK Raymund is making her “long awaited debut in the FCBA” Long awaited by who? Pink has won twelve in a row. She might as well fight gimmies because she is now 37 and the end of her career is in sight. Pink By KO
DEELY/UTGAARD Deely might as well rent a room at the Asylum. She is there enough. This will be her seventh appearance at the Asylum and she has yet to win which is why she is back. Her last win was five years ago and since then she has lost eight in a row. Utgaard has had three fights so far and is undefeated. She is slightly bigger than Deely, but seventeen years younger. Deely has the edge in experience almost all gained in losing. It won’ help. Utgaard by a KO
McCURDY/MEESTER McCurdy is a former JMD champion and also has a winning record in conventional bouts. To be honest, I am not totally sold on Meester, but she has beaten better fighters than McCurdy has ever faced. McCurdy has a chance, a slim chance. No. it won’t happen. Meester by a TKO
SPIRIDAKOS/RAMBIN I am surprised to see Spiridakos back at the Asylum. She has had four bouts there and has yet to lose. Three wins and one draw. She is going against the proverbial end of the bencher at Front Street. Rambin won her last two bouts. She has won three in a row only once. The two fought once before with Spiridakos winning by a KO. After this bout, Rambin may not be sitting on the end of the bench. She will be sitting on the floor. Spiridakos puts a dent in the Front Street after party. Spiridakos by a KO
RIHANNA/KESHA This is a rematch between the two. Rihanna won the first bout three years ago by a KO3. Since that time I think that Kesha has improved a great deal. That’s not so say that Rihanna can’t win this fight. She certainly can and I won’t be terribly surprised if she does but I am going to go with the improved version of Kesha who will get even with a KO win