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Pia Miller vs Charlize Theron
Results, Lookout: Story.Tractorpull
Tale of The Tape
Pia Miller
Age: 39
Height: 5’9”
5-10-0
Charlize Theron
Age: 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
318-127-12
1 Unified Featherweight Title (Bantam 1999) not recognized
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
Acknowledged as the Greatest of all Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
“In January. My manager called me and asked it if wanted a fight. I said yes and asked when was the fight supposed to be. He said late May because Charlize is usually booked a year in advance. I said who? He said Charlize Theron. I was stunned. I asked why would Charlize Theron want a fight with me. He said he didn’t know, but it probably has something to do with her schedule. This happened before the rumors that Kate Upton was going to fight and possibly destroy Charlize. I see she is in Charlize’s corner for Charlize’s fights. I really don’t understand that. I think Charlize is looking for a patsy. An easy fight. I hear she is good at that, but she didn’t get the reputation as the greatest by fighting easy fights.So, here I am and I’m ready to fight and hopefully win
Charlize is, as usual, in her dressing room watching Miller on the PPV. Charlize says “Seems like a nice lady” Let’s go win another fight”
Pia is in a black bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is hanging loosely at her shoulders. Charlize is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. Her blond hair is in a ponytail They meet in the center of the ring for the instruction that Charlize has now heard 447 times. The two touch gloves and return to their corners.
Round 1. They are both out of their corners quickly and meet in the center of the ring and trade jabs and the back off and circle looking for an opening. Charlize sees one and quickly moves in to throw a hook when she is stopped by an over hand right to the face. Pia follows up with a right cross then a left and another right. An overhand left from Charlize narrowly misses Pia’s head and Pia goes to the blonde”s body with a left-right to the midsection and hook to the solar plexus. Charlize is trying to back away, but Miller is moving with her landing one punch after another into Charlie midsection. Charlize is starting to breath hard. She quickly manages to lunge forward into a clinch. She holds on until the referee breaks them apart. Once again, they circle looking for an opening. They close and start throwing punches. Charlize is getting the better of it until a right uppercut buckles her legs. She lunges forward into another clinch and holds on again until referee does his job. He separates them again and the bell rings. Kate greets Charlize “tell me what is your plan. clinch, wear her out by making her feel your weight? You lost that round. I wish I could help you, but you are on your own. I know you can do better, so do it.”
Round 2. Starts off with a left jab to Pia’s head. Then another and another as she jabs Pia to the ropes. Miller manages to start warding off the jabs, so the blonde goes work on the midsection. She has Pia leaning back into the ropes. She can’t get off the ropes. Finally, she uses Theron’s trick of getting into a clinch, holding onto Charlize until the referee breaks them Pia is free of Charlize and is moving around. She closes on Charlize only to eat an uppercut that send her back a couple steps, Charlize follows up with a right cross-left cross-right cross. The crowd senses Charlize is going to finish her opponent when a Miller overhand left lands in Theron’s bra stopping her in her tracks. Miller lands a right upside the right side of the blonde’s head and a left. As Charlize raises her guard Pia starts pounding the blonde’s midsection. It doesn’t last long as she rocked by a Theron right that sends her into the ropes. Miller’s guard goes up to protect her chin. Just what Theron wanted. She slams a left and right into Miller bra. Miller feels the shock. Theron knows she has Miller hurt and lands one punch after another into Pia breasts. When Charlizes thinks Miller has had enough she goes for the knockout, but she seen spent too much time punishing. The bell calls a halt to the round. As Theron returns to her corner, Upton is waiting. “You did a great job punishing, but you didn’t end it when you could have. That was stupid. Lets hope it doesn’t come back to bite you in the rear. If it was me you were fighting you wouldn’t last one minute of the next round. Stop being stupid
Round 3. From her corner Miller’s eye drill holes through Charlize. At the bell, moves out of her corner, eyes on Theron’s hands. She fakes a right jab. As Theron’ s hand move upwards. She steps in with right hook to the blonde’s tummy, then a left and a right pumping a little breath from Theron as the blonde is on the ropes. Charlize lands a right cross to Miller’s head as Miller pounds two straight punches the Theron’s bra. She looks Theron in the eyes and says “pay back time bytch”A Charlize right sails over Pia head as Pia continues to slug away at Theron’s chest. She sees tears streaming from Theron’s eyes. She has Charlize ready to go, but makes the same mistake Charlize did. She wants to punish. She wants Theron to scream surrender. Anybody who knows Charlize knows that “ain’t”going to happen. Pia steps back to take a breath and then
moves back in. She loads up for the final punch. She puts everything she has into it and lets in fly. Unfortunately Theron has managed to move to the left and the punch misses and Miller is off balance and falls into the ropes. She turns around expecting a Theron punch, but Theron is across the ring. She wants to avoid Miller. She is moving slowly and as Miller moves in to finish her opponent the bell rings. Upton puts the stool down and Charlize slumps on it. The Nascar corner goes to work. Ammonia capsule is broken an waived under the blonde’s nose. Ice packs area applied to her chest. Her back is massaged. Upton is incensed. “That was the worst round I have ever seen the so-called goat engage in. She beat the crap out of you. Another round like that and you won’t be able to take part in our fight. Now get serious. Use what’s left of those great legs and fire up the right hand. Win this fight so we can go home rather than take you to the hospital”
Round 4. In Miller’s corner they are telling her that Theron is a long way from being finished. She has the reputation being most dangerous when she has been hurt. Be careful, We are ahead on the cards. Chip away. Don’t slug and we can win this fight by decision. Theron was up and waiting for the bell. Both move out. Both being cautious. Charlize wants to take a minute to get back on track by avoiding Miller so moves to the side along the ropes. Miller is following, but a little hesitant to close. The fans are gettin restless with the lack of action as Charlize continues to avoid Miller. Finally they close. Theron uses that right jab to stop Miller every time she closes. Finally Pia moves in, She takes a right jab from the blonde but lands a right hook followed by a left cross.Theron spins off the ropes to the ring center and as Miller follows, Charlize lands a left cross, then a right and another left. Miller catches Charlize with a right hook, but Charlize is right back with another cross. A overhand right to the head sends Miller to the ropes. Charlizes lands an uppercut to the jaw the buckles Miller’s knees. Another right to the right ear has Miller disoriented. A left to the stomach and a left-right to the chest has Miller sagging in the ropes as the round ends. In Theron’s corner Upton is upbeat. Kate tells Charlize she has Miller ready to go. Take care of her and lets go home. In Miller’s corner they are busy getting her ready to get up. They fear they know what’s going to happen.
Round 5. It’s Charlize who is doing the stalking now. She has that look opponents don’t like to see. Eyes that seem cruel Eyes of a predator, a cat looking at It’s next kill. It’s now Pia who doesn’t want to engage. She moving along the ropes like Theron did earlier. Theron is cutting down the ring. Miller soon finds herself trapped in a corner with minimal punching room as Theron pounces. A left upside the head. A right to the stomach, a left to the chest and Theron’s right glove drops and comes up as her body rotates. A punch perfectly lands on Pia’s chin. She straitens up and then crumbles to the canvas in a heap. The referee steps in, takes one good look at Miller and waives the fight off
Charlize Theron defeats Pia Miller KO5
AFTER
Charlize and Kate are at one table and Pia is at another Chalize talks first
Charlize. “I want to thank Pia for taking this fight. After that third round I am going to have to sleep on my back for a night or two. I’m hurting right now”
Kate: One thing I have learned about my friend here is in every fight she wins she has one really bad round in which she is lucky she wasn’t punched out. She always seem to be able to come back to win. That’s except when she fights me.
She never remembers anything about the fight other than being so sore she can hardly move
Pia: “I know the feeling. I thought I had this fight in the bag at the end of the third. If there is anyone who thinks that Charlize can no longer punch, show them some film or better yet, let them stand and let Charlize clobber them. You know I am eight years younger than Charlize. I thought it would be an advantage
How wrong I was.
Results, Lookout: Story.Tractorpull
Tale of The Tape
Pia Miller
Age: 39
Height: 5’9”
5-10-0
Charlize Theron
Age: 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
318-127-12
1 Unified Featherweight Title (Bantam 1999) not recognized
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
Acknowledged as the Greatest of all Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
“In January. My manager called me and asked it if wanted a fight. I said yes and asked when was the fight supposed to be. He said late May because Charlize is usually booked a year in advance. I said who? He said Charlize Theron. I was stunned. I asked why would Charlize Theron want a fight with me. He said he didn’t know, but it probably has something to do with her schedule. This happened before the rumors that Kate Upton was going to fight and possibly destroy Charlize. I see she is in Charlize’s corner for Charlize’s fights. I really don’t understand that. I think Charlize is looking for a patsy. An easy fight. I hear she is good at that, but she didn’t get the reputation as the greatest by fighting easy fights.So, here I am and I’m ready to fight and hopefully win
Charlize is, as usual, in her dressing room watching Miller on the PPV. Charlize says “Seems like a nice lady” Let’s go win another fight”
Pia is in a black bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is hanging loosely at her shoulders. Charlize is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. Her blond hair is in a ponytail They meet in the center of the ring for the instruction that Charlize has now heard 447 times. The two touch gloves and return to their corners.
Round 1. They are both out of their corners quickly and meet in the center of the ring and trade jabs and the back off and circle looking for an opening. Charlize sees one and quickly moves in to throw a hook when she is stopped by an over hand right to the face. Pia follows up with a right cross then a left and another right. An overhand left from Charlize narrowly misses Pia’s head and Pia goes to the blonde”s body with a left-right to the midsection and hook to the solar plexus. Charlize is trying to back away, but Miller is moving with her landing one punch after another into Charlie midsection. Charlize is starting to breath hard. She quickly manages to lunge forward into a clinch. She holds on until the referee breaks them apart. Once again, they circle looking for an opening. They close and start throwing punches. Charlize is getting the better of it until a right uppercut buckles her legs. She lunges forward into another clinch and holds on again until referee does his job. He separates them again and the bell rings. Kate greets Charlize “tell me what is your plan. clinch, wear her out by making her feel your weight? You lost that round. I wish I could help you, but you are on your own. I know you can do better, so do it.”
Round 2. Starts off with a left jab to Pia’s head. Then another and another as she jabs Pia to the ropes. Miller manages to start warding off the jabs, so the blonde goes work on the midsection. She has Pia leaning back into the ropes. She can’t get off the ropes. Finally, she uses Theron’s trick of getting into a clinch, holding onto Charlize until the referee breaks them Pia is free of Charlize and is moving around. She closes on Charlize only to eat an uppercut that send her back a couple steps, Charlize follows up with a right cross-left cross-right cross. The crowd senses Charlize is going to finish her opponent when a Miller overhand left lands in Theron’s bra stopping her in her tracks. Miller lands a right upside the right side of the blonde’s head and a left. As Charlize raises her guard Pia starts pounding the blonde’s midsection. It doesn’t last long as she rocked by a Theron right that sends her into the ropes. Miller’s guard goes up to protect her chin. Just what Theron wanted. She slams a left and right into Miller bra. Miller feels the shock. Theron knows she has Miller hurt and lands one punch after another into Pia breasts. When Charlizes thinks Miller has had enough she goes for the knockout, but she seen spent too much time punishing. The bell calls a halt to the round. As Theron returns to her corner, Upton is waiting. “You did a great job punishing, but you didn’t end it when you could have. That was stupid. Lets hope it doesn’t come back to bite you in the rear. If it was me you were fighting you wouldn’t last one minute of the next round. Stop being stupid
Round 3. From her corner Miller’s eye drill holes through Charlize. At the bell, moves out of her corner, eyes on Theron’s hands. She fakes a right jab. As Theron’ s hand move upwards. She steps in with right hook to the blonde’s tummy, then a left and a right pumping a little breath from Theron as the blonde is on the ropes. Charlize lands a right cross to Miller’s head as Miller pounds two straight punches the Theron’s bra. She looks Theron in the eyes and says “pay back time bytch”A Charlize right sails over Pia head as Pia continues to slug away at Theron’s chest. She sees tears streaming from Theron’s eyes. She has Charlize ready to go, but makes the same mistake Charlize did. She wants to punish. She wants Theron to scream surrender. Anybody who knows Charlize knows that “ain’t”going to happen. Pia steps back to take a breath and then
moves back in. She loads up for the final punch. She puts everything she has into it and lets in fly. Unfortunately Theron has managed to move to the left and the punch misses and Miller is off balance and falls into the ropes. She turns around expecting a Theron punch, but Theron is across the ring. She wants to avoid Miller. She is moving slowly and as Miller moves in to finish her opponent the bell rings. Upton puts the stool down and Charlize slumps on it. The Nascar corner goes to work. Ammonia capsule is broken an waived under the blonde’s nose. Ice packs area applied to her chest. Her back is massaged. Upton is incensed. “That was the worst round I have ever seen the so-called goat engage in. She beat the crap out of you. Another round like that and you won’t be able to take part in our fight. Now get serious. Use what’s left of those great legs and fire up the right hand. Win this fight so we can go home rather than take you to the hospital”
Round 4. In Miller’s corner they are telling her that Theron is a long way from being finished. She has the reputation being most dangerous when she has been hurt. Be careful, We are ahead on the cards. Chip away. Don’t slug and we can win this fight by decision. Theron was up and waiting for the bell. Both move out. Both being cautious. Charlize wants to take a minute to get back on track by avoiding Miller so moves to the side along the ropes. Miller is following, but a little hesitant to close. The fans are gettin restless with the lack of action as Charlize continues to avoid Miller. Finally they close. Theron uses that right jab to stop Miller every time she closes. Finally Pia moves in, She takes a right jab from the blonde but lands a right hook followed by a left cross.Theron spins off the ropes to the ring center and as Miller follows, Charlize lands a left cross, then a right and another left. Miller catches Charlize with a right hook, but Charlize is right back with another cross. A overhand right to the head sends Miller to the ropes. Charlizes lands an uppercut to the jaw the buckles Miller’s knees. Another right to the right ear has Miller disoriented. A left to the stomach and a left-right to the chest has Miller sagging in the ropes as the round ends. In Theron’s corner Upton is upbeat. Kate tells Charlize she has Miller ready to go. Take care of her and lets go home. In Miller’s corner they are busy getting her ready to get up. They fear they know what’s going to happen.
Round 5. It’s Charlize who is doing the stalking now. She has that look opponents don’t like to see. Eyes that seem cruel Eyes of a predator, a cat looking at It’s next kill. It’s now Pia who doesn’t want to engage. She moving along the ropes like Theron did earlier. Theron is cutting down the ring. Miller soon finds herself trapped in a corner with minimal punching room as Theron pounces. A left upside the head. A right to the stomach, a left to the chest and Theron’s right glove drops and comes up as her body rotates. A punch perfectly lands on Pia’s chin. She straitens up and then crumbles to the canvas in a heap. The referee steps in, takes one good look at Miller and waives the fight off
Charlize Theron defeats Pia Miller KO5
AFTER
Charlize and Kate are at one table and Pia is at another Chalize talks first
Charlize. “I want to thank Pia for taking this fight. After that third round I am going to have to sleep on my back for a night or two. I’m hurting right now”
Kate: One thing I have learned about my friend here is in every fight she wins she has one really bad round in which she is lucky she wasn’t punched out. She always seem to be able to come back to win. That’s except when she fights me.
She never remembers anything about the fight other than being so sore she can hardly move
Pia: “I know the feeling. I thought I had this fight in the bag at the end of the third. If there is anyone who thinks that Charlize can no longer punch, show them some film or better yet, let them stand and let Charlize clobber them. You know I am eight years younger than Charlize. I thought it would be an advantage
How wrong I was.
