(JMD) Michelle Keegan vs Debby Ryan

Michelle Keegan vs Debby Ryan
(Beever's Babes vs FCBA Independent)
(23-34, 21 KO vs 10-25, 10 KO)
JMD Value: 30E (Natural) vs 32C (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: These two girls met in October 2020 with Michelle Keegan knocking Debby Ryan out in six rounds but the British stunner has found little success since then and wants to regain some respect in JMD rules of all things to open the 16th edition of the Queendom showpiece. Meanwhile Debby is also looking for redemption, she's won just two of her last sixteen fights and has completely tailed off since parting ways with Global Boxing Syndicate early last season. She probably won't find much success at the Asylum PPV later this month so she's almost boxed into the corner facing the buxom Brit tonight or else she's gonna end up as poor man's Ashley Tisdale as a career definition. You don't want to be a poor man's anybody in the ruthless reality of female celebrity boxing!

Michelle Keegan wears an ash grey bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Debby Ryan wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Dyed red blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
We're off to the races and Michelle strikes first blood - if not literally - by thumping hard uppercut series into the blonde's rack from the inside. Debby accepts the phone booth drill and tries to fire back but catches a wild swing on the jaw and stumbles to the side almost too easily for the purpose of this sport so Keegan has a free run to bust her in the rack thereafter. And the buxom Brit makes the most of this opportunity as she laces the blonde from both flanks and drives the cumbersome foe back to the ropes in the process. Debby all lost at sea here, just soaks up the hits and struggles to connect with a meaningful combo before she gets hacked on the liver area as Michelle pours it on in style! MGM Grand quickly finds the loud mojo and cheers on as the Stockport tourist pummels the blonde into a standstill come the bell. #KeegsIsBack!

Round 2:
Debby finds her range to open the second and she mops up from the inside via the familiar uppercut connection but Michelle refuses to back off even when her cleavage takes the worst hits overall. She is determined to make a stand here and carries a stray elbow into the American's chin which only fuels Ryan's response as she clatters into the Brit's midriff with a sudden change of targets. A few blows make Keegan wince in pain and she's thumped back to the ropes as the blonde rides the hot moment to assume full command during the second minute. She taunts the Brit to find her slugging game but it's duly tamed as Debby runs away with the production dropping uppercut bombs to render the older actress breathless at the bell.

Round 3:
More of the same in the third, Debby simply hammers the juice up the middle and outworks the gritty Keegan in the process. Michelle lands some good shots early but then gets stuffed between the cups and simply can't keep lashing out at the American foe. She gradually gets pushed onto the ropes again and Ryan gets all vocal when she bends the British lass to the side following another gut-checking switch. Keegan is allegedly vulnerable to the body and Debby makes sure the word is out! She pummels the older actress from both sides and even flicks a low belter below the waist line that goes unpunished by the ref. The Vegas crowd is fully behind the blonde heroine who pounds away in fury but she's unable to drop Keegan for the count and cuts a frustrated figure at the bell.

Round 4:
Michelle roars in response as the back & forth plan is quickly adjusted to have Debby suffer in the phone booth hole. A couple of vicious shots drill through the solar plexus and it doesn't take much to put the struggling blonde on notice as she looks awfully hittable all of the sudden. Michelle picks up the pace and barges the blonde's rack before flirting with the odd liver shot; she eventually settles into the vintage uppercut chase and lifts the American's bumpers in crowd-pleasing fashion to carry a dominant position into the final minute. She thumps a loopy hook on the jaw just to trigger a verbal reaction from Ryan who tries to recover her losses but then gets belted with another hook on the liver area and fades back on the ropes while Keegan clobbers her into an earmuff cover come the bell.

Round 5:
Debby tries to steal the Brit's thunder but a slugging exchange in the center of the ring goes all wrong when she eats a brutal combo between the cups and wobbles into a drilling follow through on the solar plexus. Ugh! Debby cries out in pain and misses on the clinching attempt; she eats an elbow barge to drop her mitts so she can't offer any defense when Michelle SMOKES her with another screaming hook on the solar plexus. DEBBY IS HURT!!!! The buxom blonde spins to the side with a whimper and gets duly blasted on the exposed rack thereafter. Michelle connects with a flurry of leather to shove the American's boobs into her slumped chin and the swarming barrage quickly breaks her down wholesale as she CRASHES ONTO HER BACKSIDE amid a wild roar from the Vegas audience! "Stay down, bytch!", Michelle yells at the floored opponent and Debby rolls to her side with a misty look in her eyes as that painful feeling takes over to keep her down like the British actress wanted! She is done!!! KO5 Michelle Keegan!!!

AFTER: "I still own this cow!", Michelle screams out in delight and wastes little time to drag Ryan by the hair to the center of the ring where she slaps her face into reddish patches before Debby fully breaks down into a tearful mess. Michelle has a lot of jug to bury the vanquished blonde here and she presses down long & hard to smother the former Disney starlet out much to the crowd's delight. "I frickin' needed that win! These teenage slags are worthless when they hit 30. Debby is no exception. Poor man's Ashley Tisdale? Man, like WHO gives a damn about Ashley Tisdale anymore? I could spank that little #### like right now! Yes, that's a challenge!" (winks).

Official Result: Michelle Keegan def. Debby Ryan KO5.