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Post by Vassago on May 15, 2023 15:26:37 GMT -6
The Hard Rock Stadium in Miami hosted the ATP/WTA tournament and Formula 1 Grand Prix in recent weeks but there's always room for a special Lioness Club Invitational boxing card tonight!
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Post by Vassago on May 15, 2023 15:27:29 GMT -6
  Sabrina Carpenter vs Shenae Grimes
(2-3, 2 KO vs 9-10, 9 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: VassagoBEFORE: The Lioness Invitational kicks off with another guest appearance from Sabrina Carpenter which raises some questions behind the scenes but even BLONDE! Magazine can't get a clear statement from the Bradenton executives for the time being. The pint-sized actress took care of business in her last two fights but Jessica Lowndes' regular sparring partner Shenae Grimes is an upgrade over Ariana Grande and Dakota Fanning so let's find out if Sabrina keeps trending upwards or maybe is set to become another prospect feeding off fellow free agents? Sabrina Carpenter wears a blue bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail with bangs. Shenae Grimes wears a red crop top, jeans shorts & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. Round 1:Shenae is almost too passive in the early stages for whatever reason and this gives the youngster immediate chance to pounce on her in true slugging fashion. The days of Sabrina being overlooked by her peers could be over and she strikes a confident image thumping the more experienced opponent from both flanks to open the Invitational card. Shenae realizes she made a mistake and this alleged creampuff blonde can indeed throw a mean punch but she learns it the hard way while hugging the ropes down the stretch. Sabrina is all over the Canadian veteran and rails her from the inside until a couple of nasty gut shots force Grimes to apply the clinching stalemate in the closing stages of a one-sided round. Round 2:More of the same in the second as Sabrina takes off early and gashes the older actress from each side to turn more heads inside the Hard Rock Stadium. Shenae stops most of the blonde's punches with her face and appears to be surprised by the whole ordeal like she missed the tape session or something. More quick digs from Carpenter allow her to stay on top and she keeps the brunette neutralized by the sheer volume of her punches. Shenae is no stranger to getting bumped around but it's one thing when former champion Jessica Lowndes does the bumping. Getting outboxed by an undersized newcomer like Sabrina Carpenter is something else. Grimes is unable to impose her presence in the ring thus far and falls 20-18 on the cards after two. Round 3:Shenae finally lands the better series to open the round and clobbers more punches on target as the otherwise confident blonde has to soak up a meaningful punishment for a change. She doesn't back away from the slugging test but maybe lets her pride get in the way of common sense as Grimes scrubs her off in the opening minute. Nothing changes in the second either with Shenae on her way to show the free agent how it's done. A couple of wicked hooks leave visible swelling on Sabrina's face and she has to seek respite in mid-distance after all. Shenae tries to chase her down into the corner but the blonde's supreme footwork enables her to escape more damage in this round. Round 4:Shenae's recovery continues to the point she taunts the younger actress yet still thumps her with a lot of venom during another slugging exchange in the center of the ring. Sabrina still thinks she can find the early magic and engages in a high-risk, high-reward tussle where she holds her own until a belting cross nails her on the navel and slumps her into sudden spasms. Ugh! Grimes jumps on the head-hunting pursuit taking advantage of Carpenter opening up too much and she clobbers her onto the ropes where she finds more success slicing the shaky guard in the process. Sabrina doesn't look so menacing anymore and suffers a nasty cut below the right eye while soaking up more hits right until the bell. Woof. Grimes is back on the money and taunts the stunned blonde before the ref tells her to cut the antics. Round 5:Shenae thinks she can take the blonde to the cleaners now... and she walks into a sudden right hook on the nose as Sabrina jumps on the speed dial to find the early mojo again. She mauls the brunette from point-blank range and forces her to accept the all or nothing drill. You asked for it so there you have it... but maybe you don't since Grimes is rocked by a right hook on the ear and loses her footing for a moment before Carpenter drills her in the stomach and keeps going until she breaks the Canadian's resilience. Another brutal shot finds the solar plexus and DROPS GRIMES ON HER KNEES amid a wild cheer from the Hard Rock patrons!! The upset(?) is back on and Shenae cuts an aching figure even when she gets up at seven. The creampuff blonde can punch here or what? The fight resumes but only for twenty odd seconds as Carpenter mauls the ailing veteran back to the ropes and cranks up the gut-checking value rendering Shenae numb before too long. Ref has seen enough and she STEPS IN just as Eva Mendes was looking for the towel herself. TKO5 Sabrina Carpenter!!! AFTER: That's three wins in a row for the pint-sized blonde and that's not a bad number for any free agent on the market. However it turns out Sabrina won't be a free agent for much longer. Eva Mendes confirms the Lioness Club has offered the LA native a "development & futures" contract to come into effect as of today: "It's time to shake up the order and we need young talent behind Chloe G. and let's face it, Jessica Lowndes will remain the Lioness Alpha until she retires but she lives by her own rules. It's not a full-time LCA contract but we have the BBU original affiliate where Sabrina will be based if only by design. She's got her shot to prove if she's the real deal. She might not be ready for Florence Pugh or Lily Collins just yet but we're set up to bring Leighton Meester next month. That could be a fun one!" (winks). Official Result: Sabrina Carpenter def. Shenae Grimes TKO5. |
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Post by Vassago on May 15, 2023 15:28:28 GMT -6
  Cheryl Cole vs Rashida Jones
(Lioness Club vs FCBA Independent)
(49-17, 49 KO vs 3-3, 3 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: VassagoBEFORE: The notorious Geordie singer turns four-oh next month but she refuses to be demoted into cougar division and claims she can still knock some youngsters out! However her tonight's opponent is someone actually older than her which raises several questions what is exactly on Cheryl Cole's mind going forward. She enjoyed mixed results when trying to rattle through the Hispanic singers in their 20s and there is no way Chezza goes down to Ariana Grande line to catch a cheap win. It's highly improbable Cole mounts another title campaign and she's not turning any heads by beating someone like Rashida Jones either! Like it or not, it's the Lioness Invitational card so house always wins the match-making hold 'em! Cheryl Cole wears a leopard print bikini top, black hip-huggers & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Rashinda Jones wears a white crop top, jeans shorts & brown gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. Round 1:Quick striking from Rashida who surprises the singer with the early aggression and moves into a body assault galore which stuffs Cole in the center of the ring before she can land a meaningful series herself. Rashida might not be the most durable cougar out there but still shows plenty of determination blasting the fellow brunette from both flanks and even rising above a heated response over the top. Cheryl manages to stick a couple of hard shots on target but Jones stays in the slugging lane to thump the Geordie stunner back to the ropes where she drops more harpoon menace and leaves visible marks on the singer's toned abs. Ugh! Chezza has to clinch the raunchy cougar to run out the clock and that's not what the LCA entourage expected here at any point of the fight. Round 2:Rashida seeks more success thumping Cheryl to the body but the younger brunette neutralizes the danger this time and fires back from the inside before Jones can truly settle down in her attacks. A couple of heaters catch the actress on the chin and she wobbles off her stance thereafter which allows Cole to blast in some trademark slugs and bounce the veteran around the area. Rashida's footwork ain't that great which is perhaps to be expected while Cheryl shows off some dancing practice making the actress look even more sluggish down the stretch. Jones gets backed onto the ropes where she swings a quick series from behind the guard however she comes well short of repeating the body assault success and takes a hard cross hook on the nose to close out the round instead. Round 3:More of the same in the third, Cole's dominant agility makes all the difference while Jones struggles to make a meaningful impact from mid-range. She settles into landing a single-hand delivery and takes twice as much punishment when Cheryl unloads her aerial slugs with superior precision. Rashida realizes she's getting outboxed here and tries to ignite the swarming fire but she simply gets blasted with more leather from point-blank range and loses another tangle in the center of the ring before Cole tacks on a head-hunting series that drops Jones all the way on the turnbuckle where she disappears behind a tight earmuff come the final stretch. Round 4:Cheryl expands her slugging advantage but gets a little careless in the process and allows Rashida to flirt with more body shots before a heavy harpoon blast drills through the singer's navel and bends her into rare spasms. Ugh! Rashida digs in with a shoulder barge on the breasts and tackles the briefly stunned opponent to the body which secures her a dominant position again. She goes all-in trying to chop that midriff in half and backs Cheryl onto the ropes where she lays in more heat until the singer breaks down and TAKES A KNEE just past the two-minute mark. Ugh! More angry screams from the Lioness corner where coach Eva Mendes can't believe what is going on! Rashida yells back at her however Cheryl appears not to be hurting that much even when she delays the count to eight before getting up on her feet. Jones smells blood and goes for the kill... she's still not fast enough on her feet to catch the wounded prey and Cole does the smart thing of yielding real estate in a lost round. She hangs on for the bell with both fighters giving each other a proper bytch stare thereafter. Round 5:Rashida jumps in to finish the Geordie tourist off... and gets SMOKED by a left/right combo on the chin before Cheryl fires a left hook on the ear to DROP THE ACTRESS ON HER BACKSIDE literally seconds into the fifth! Woof! A huge turnaround derails Rashida's plans and she still looks a little hollow even when she beats the count at seven. Time to reload the system or just swing for the fences again? Rashida chooses the latter and wants to find immediate payback which only swamps her into a vicious vacuum of pain as Cheryl knocks her out of the ball park few seconds later blasting the fellow brunette's face into a swollen mess. A couple of bad cuts make Jones cry out her surrender but the referee has seen the writing on the wall a little sooner and STEPS IN to prevent more damage at the last moment. TKO5 Cheryl Cole in come-from-behind fashion!!! AFTER: Cheryl still owns an impressive overall record but these fights are not getting any easier for her and she was somehow dropped for the count by a largely unproven veteran coming off three straight losses so the warning signs are right there to indicate the notorious singer is running on elite fumes for lack of a better word. She even doesn't brag about this victory too much while Eva Mendes prefers not to reveal any details of Cole's upcoming schedule: "We have something ready for the birthday feature but we might have to accept Plan B to manage some... ahem.. obstacles. Obviously tonight's fight was a challenge we didn't quite expect. Rashida isn't exactly elite level and maybe we've overlooked some of the wear & tear. It's not really a good time to talk about this so let's move on for now, shall we?" Official Result: Cheryl Cole def. Rashida Jones TKO5. |
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Post by Vassago on May 15, 2023 15:29:44 GMT -6
  Jugs of Mass Destruction
Hannah Palmer vs Lyna Perez
(Lioness Club vs FCBA Independent)
(6-4, 6 KO vs 0-1)
JMD Value: 34E (Natural) vs 32DD (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: VassagoBEFORE: The new wave of glamour models has hit the FCBA market and it didn't take long for Hannah Palmer to set her sights on Lyna Perez indeed. The Miami-based stunner broke ground on the January PPV where she fell to Amanda Trivizas in five but she's up for tonight's challenge and vows to derail the Palmer hype train before you know it: "I'm not just picking up Kyra Santoro's leftovers but I'm here to make some noise! JMD is my game and I'm ready to beat this #### out of her lingerie! Bring on yer tits, bytch!" Hannah dismisses Lyna as another "loud mouth who needs a beating and will get one!" however Lioness coach Eva Mendes warns the Arizona blonde not to underestimate the newcomer who calls Miami her home so the partisan support might be with the designated guest star after all. Hannah Palmer wears a white bikini set with blue trim & blue gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Lyna Perez wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long brown hair with a blonde dye tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply. Round 1:Quick start from the Hispanic brunette who just rails Hannah in the milkbags without any warning and settles into a rapid-fire slugging drill that forces the Lioness blonde to find immediate response. Easier said than done and Hannah wobbles to her heels following a burst of leather and dekes to the side trying to avoid the furious free agent. Lyna barks in delight when she moves her opponent on the back foot and triggers a ruthless chase around the ring with Palmer still unable to find her range and barely throwing single punches in response. Lyna backs her into the ropes come the second minute and thumps more venom up the middle to lift the natural rack into the owner's chin and Hannah has to clinch the raging brunette before the punishment gets even worse. Woof. Coach Eva Mendes did not see that happen and Perez is furious with this tactics so locks a headlock to tame the fellow glamour model and almost takes her down to her knees in a fit of rage right before the bell. Round 2:Lyna comes back for more and secures the early contact but then gets busted in the liver area with a rare response and bends to side still showing how raw of a fighter she actually is. A common problem for many of these upstarts who look awesome while on the attack but struggle when the other woman throws majority of the punches. Hannah evens the score thumping the brunette's enhanced rack up the middle but it's still a testing ground out there in the ring as both models can embrace a lot of pain given the small sample size thus far. Lyna taunts Hannah to punch harder and eats a left hook on the jaw that triggers another hectic dispute in the phone booth that is only stopped by an accidental clash of heads late in the round. Round 3:Perez on the prowl... again... she laces Palmer from the inside and keeps landing heavy slugs seemingly hoping to break the blonde's punching resistance but they build 'em tough in Arizona as well. Hannah rises above those uppercut efforts and bangs a series between the cups herself as the fight ascends into a total war of attrition much to the Hard Rock fans' delight! No quarter is given here as both women just rail each other in vintage JMD swarming fashion and somehow Lyna has the last laugh when she bends the blonde sideways after squeezing her breasts against each other. She pursues more of this east/west route and bumps Palmer onto the ropes where she drills her with a brutal harpoon combo on the navel to sink the younger model into loud spasms at the bell. "This is MY home, bytch!", Lyna shouts at the bell and she's really set to become a true loose cannon of jug muggin' if she keeps this up! Round 4:More Lyna in charge... for like ten seconds because Hannah stings her with a wild uppercut double that bounces off the tits and carries into the jaw to briefly stun the hitherto dominant brunette. Lyna drops to her heels for the first time tonight and takes a brutal screamer on the solar plexs moments later that wobbles her forward to meet another uppercut blast that snaps the bikini top on the left side and almost causes a genuine topless moment in the ring. Lyna takes her eyes off the ball for a split second to check on her wardrobe and this is when she gets SMOKED by vicious harpoon on the liver that FOLDS HER INTO A HEAP upon impact. Make that one second delay before the pain kicks in and... and... DOWN GOES PEREZ!!! She crumbles onto her knees and hugs her midriff while some sections of the Hard Rock still cheer for this knockdown. Uh-oh!!! It doesn't look good as Lyna sits down on her heels and cannot embrace the liver pain whatsoever. The count is slow but not slow enough for the frisky free agent to rise again!!! KO4 Hannah Palmer!!! AFTER: Almost a come-from-behind victory for the Arizona blonde who places her foot on the brunette's tits and pins her to the ground to pose for the cameras & smartphones in the audience: "Who's yer dumb bytch now, huh?", she yells at Lyna who descends into a Spanish tirade showing a mix of anger and frustration to say the very least. She is quickly silenced by Hannah pressing her foot on the breasts before she gets a taste of a headlock discomfort to further soften her up on course for the traditional breast smother finale. Palmer doesn't waste any time here amid some single boos from the audience but she sends Perez into Unconsciousville within the next twenty seconds alas coach Eva Mendes admits later on this was a fortunate victory for the Lioness blonde and the Hispanic newcomer could well upset some odds when she gains more jug muggin' experience down the stretch. Official Result: Hannah Palmer def. Lyna Perez KO4. |
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Post by Celebrity Wrestling Federation on May 15, 2023 19:09:07 GMT -6
Love seeing Palmer and Cole in action - excellent work as always!!
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