Post by Bombshell Boxing Club on May 14, 2023 3:01:05 GMT -6
The Bombshell's Tell All!
Featuring: Alexa Demie and Madelyn Cline
Gary King: Hello everyone, and welcome to the very first Bombshell's Tell All, brought to you by the Bombshell Boxing Club and yours truly! Tonight we'll be asking the beautiful Bombshells a few questions about the upcoming PPV and getting their thoughts on their scheduled opponents, Hayden Panettiere and Bailee Madison. Now as this is our very first tell-all, I'll be asking the questions tonight, and hopefully by the next time we do this we'll have an official interviewer signed who can run future installments in my place. Now, without further ado, let's start things off with the ever stylish Alexa Demie!
Alexa Demie: There's really not much to say, she's a dinosaur. Next!
Alexa Demie: There's really not much to say, she's a dinosaur. Next!
Gary King: But, she's... she's only one year older than you are?
Alexa Demie: Not an actual dinosaur, you idiot. Hayden's a cultural dinosaur. Sure she's achieved a lot, but when was that?! Ages ago. I mean, when was the last time anyone thought about the name Paneti-err, Paneti-eerie? See, it's been so long I can't even remember how to say her last name.
Gary King: I just want to point out really quickly that our Bombshell's views are their own and don't necessarily reflect the Bombshell Boxing Club's thoughts, feelings or beliefs.
Madelyn Cline: Real subtle escape there.
Madelyn Cline: Real subtle escape there.
Gary King: Thank you for the segue-way and now moving on! Madelyn, what do you think about your opponent, Bailee Madison.
Madelyn Cline: She seems sweet, and I've only ever heard good things about her. Buttttt that might be because I haven't heard much about her.
Madelyn Cline: She seems sweet, and I've only ever heard good things about her. Buttttt that might be because I haven't heard much about her.
Gary King: So how do you think you'll do?
Madelyn Cline: Oh, I'm going to win, I don't have a single doubt. If anything, I'll be upset if I don't score a KO early. I'm stepping in that ring to send a message and Bailee's just the unfortunate woman who has to stand across from me this time.
Gary King: Some strong words from both of these Bombshells. Ladies, any last thoughts before we wrap this up?
Alexa Demie: Yeah, actually I have something to say. You can all try to be nice and act impartial, just like Gary here, hiding behind BS disclaimers that you make up on the spot. Or you can be like me, a bi**h who speaks her mind. I don't care either which way. I know I'm right and I bet some of you are just too scared to tell me that you agree with me out loud! But at the PPV, when I get in that ring against you Hayden, my fist will be an extinction level event for a washed up, has been like you.
Madelyn Cline: All I've got to say is that I can't wait to see how Chrissy Costanza performs. I'll be watching her fight closely. Very closely.
Alexa Demie: Yeah, actually I have something to say. You can all try to be nice and act impartial, just like Gary here, hiding behind BS disclaimers that you make up on the spot. Or you can be like me, a bi**h who speaks her mind. I don't care either which way. I know I'm right and I bet some of you are just too scared to tell me that you agree with me out loud! But at the PPV, when I get in that ring against you Hayden, my fist will be an extinction level event for a washed up, has been like you.
Madelyn Cline: All I've got to say is that I can't wait to see how Chrissy Costanza performs. I'll be watching her fight closely. Very closely.
Gary King: Well, there you have it. Two very different final thoughts from two bombshells who are clearly ready to box. Thank you for tuning in and I hope we see you next time.
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