Post by Tractorpull on May 11, 2023 8:42:10 GMT -6
A.J. Cook vs Charlize Theron
Result, Lookout: Story, Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
A.J.Cook
Age 44
Height 5’ 6 1/2”
14-18-1
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
317-127-12
1 Unified Featherweight Title (Bantam 1999) not recognized
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
Acknowledged as the Greatest of all Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
Cook is in the ring with the mic. Charlize is in her dressing room watching Cook on the closed circuit TV. Cook starts addressing the crowd. “Theron is now basically fighting in her age group. I’m three years younger and I wanted a fight. To get to Charlize, you have to go through Tractorpull, I talked with Valmore and told her I wanted a fight. She said she would pass it along. The next day, I got a call from Theron. She said she had already fought me once.” I said what is this, you only fight a fighter once? As I recall you fought Nolin something like twenty times, Cat Bell nineteen times and Jennifer Garner fifteen times, so don’t give me the one fight crap. She said she knew my last fight was against her and I didn’t last long” I said, like you have never had a rematch? I happen to know you are going to fight Upton in two months. That could well be your last fight. She’s going to end your faded career and I want a fight before that happens. She said something like ‘you think so’?. I told her she would probably last about two minutes before she was counted out. There was silence for a minute, then she said the middle of May. Did I want the beach or inside? I told her I knew her beach record and I wasn’t falling for that. So her I am. I intend to beat her and show Upton somethings about Theron she doesn’t know” Charlize asks Neve to tell the sound crew to play the music. She gets off the massage table and heads towards to door. Neve catches up with her and throws her black robe over her shoulders and they head to the ring. As Charlize starts down the aisle the sound of the Dropkick Murphys’ “Blood” blasts out. “If you want blood I’ll give you some” rings through the arena announcing the GOAT is coming down the aisle
THE FIGHT. Cook is wearing a yellow bikini with black gloves and boots. The great blonde is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. The two meet in the center of the ring for the instructions Charlize has now heard 456 times. Cook smiles as they touch gloves. There is no expression of Theron’s face other than a cold stare from her eyes that mean business.
Round 1. As usual Charlize opens the right with a fight jab. She hasn’t been able to break the habit. It doesn’t surprise Cook and she comes back with left cross the the head. Charlize starts to return the punch when Cook goes on a punching fury. She’s punching as fast as she can. Charlize has her gloves up and is managing to block most but some are getting through. Cook is slowing down somewhat. She presses the blonde into the ropes and starting ripping away at the body. Charlize can’t get off a punch because Cook is in so close that her head is on the blonde’s shoulder. Charlize is imitating a punching bag. The big blonde desperately needs to get off the ropes. Charlize finally get her hands on Cook’s shoulders and pushes her back and manages to get off the ropes into the center of the ring. Charlize is moving forcing Cook to follow and catch up Cook is staying on the offensive throwing lefts and rights at Charlize’s head. Once again, Charlize manages to block most, but one right catches her on the right ear and staggering her, but she quickly recovers and moves out of punching range as the bell calls a halt to the round. In Theron’s corner, her upcoming opponent, Mrs Verlander says “She sure threw a lot of punches but you don’t look hurt. Charlize confirms she is fine. Another round like that and Cook is going to punch herself out. Kate says “Let her. Just keep your guard up. She took the round, but this fight isn’t going to last long”
Round 2. Cook’ strategy hasn’t changed. She wants to punch. but she is stalking Charlize who is simply staying out of range and making Cook move more. After a minute gone, Charlize moves in with a left-right cross to the head. Cook quickly responds with a another flurry of punches. Charlize is impressed with the quickness of her hands as she is finally going to have to fight. Cook lands another left-right combination to the blondes head. Charlize is back with a combination to the body, Charlize quickly follows with a right jab to the face. That’s followed by more jabs to the face that has Cook on the ropes. Cook finally lands a right to Charlize’s jaw and receives a overhand right to the face in return. Charlize is taking control of the fight. Cook’s defense seems non-existent
As Charlize works on the midsection, then has Cook in serous trouble with a pair of power punches to her chest. A wild right cross crashes into Charlize’s head and she staggers away. Coos steps in with another left-right to the chest and a right to the head. Charlize Is suddenly taking and isn’t doing much in return. The referee is starting to look at Charlize as the bell rings. In Theron’s corner, Kate says “This fight is no joke. She has lured you into thinking she can only throw a punch and hope one lands. She’s much better than that. You have to be careful or this could end badly, Charlize says “I’ve fought her before. She’s good. She’s set a tap and it worked for a while but no more”
Round 3. They meet in the center of the ring. Charlizes uses that right jab a couple times when strong left uppercut stuns the big blonde. Cook then lands another left-right combination, but this time with some power and Charlize reels back to the ropes. Cook is quickly follows with a right-left to the body and then a hook to the jaw. Theron finally comes back with a right cross and follows with a left hook. She now is off the ropes as the two exchange serious rights. Cook goes to end it with a blockbuster right that misses leaving her body open and Charlize drills her right deeply into Cook’s solar plexus with all the power she has. Cook starts to double over when Charlize pushes her up and slams another power right into same target and steps back as Cook collapses to the canvas hugging her midsection and gasping for breath. Charlize turns to her corner, she knows Cook isn’t going to beat the count. At ten. Charlize goes over and says a few words to Cook and heads to the dressing room
AFTER. Charlize and Kate were at one table and Cook at the other. Charlize. “I have to say A.J. put on a great acting job. Those first rounds, she had me fooled, I had no idea of what she intended to do. She was fighting like someone who knew exactly what she wanted. At the end of the second, she had me a little buzzed and confused, but Kate and Neve straightened me It’s a good thing they did because otherwise that third round could have ended entirely differently.
Cook: “The strategy was to make Charlize think she could ride it out because I was going to punch myself out. At the beginning of the third round, I thought we had her and went to finish. Let me say that then all went wrong. Did you ever wonder why Upton is in Theron’s corner when they fight each other on occasion? Well they are good friends. Charlize has nailed down being the Greatest of all Time, but she is well past her prime. Upton is one of the best fighting now. Charlize has no to little chance of beating her. When Upton wins, it’s on the record she beat the GOAT. That doesn’t hurt Charlize’s record because she is supposed to lose, but helps Upton because on her record, she has beaten the great one three or four times, however this long this farce goes on’
Upton: “Just what are you suggesting?”
Cook: “Don’t misunderstand me. I am not saying these fights are fraudulent. I know Charlize is fearless and trying as hard as she can. If she wins, it would be huge, but that hasn’t happened and won’t
Charlize: “Enough of all this intrigue. I’m hungry. Good night”
Result, Lookout: Story, Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
A.J.Cook
Age 44
Height 5’ 6 1/2”
14-18-1
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’ 9 1/2”
317-127-12
1 Unified Featherweight Title (Bantam 1999) not recognized
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
Acknowledged as the Greatest of all Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
Cook is in the ring with the mic. Charlize is in her dressing room watching Cook on the closed circuit TV. Cook starts addressing the crowd. “Theron is now basically fighting in her age group. I’m three years younger and I wanted a fight. To get to Charlize, you have to go through Tractorpull, I talked with Valmore and told her I wanted a fight. She said she would pass it along. The next day, I got a call from Theron. She said she had already fought me once.” I said what is this, you only fight a fighter once? As I recall you fought Nolin something like twenty times, Cat Bell nineteen times and Jennifer Garner fifteen times, so don’t give me the one fight crap. She said she knew my last fight was against her and I didn’t last long” I said, like you have never had a rematch? I happen to know you are going to fight Upton in two months. That could well be your last fight. She’s going to end your faded career and I want a fight before that happens. She said something like ‘you think so’?. I told her she would probably last about two minutes before she was counted out. There was silence for a minute, then she said the middle of May. Did I want the beach or inside? I told her I knew her beach record and I wasn’t falling for that. So her I am. I intend to beat her and show Upton somethings about Theron she doesn’t know” Charlize asks Neve to tell the sound crew to play the music. She gets off the massage table and heads towards to door. Neve catches up with her and throws her black robe over her shoulders and they head to the ring. As Charlize starts down the aisle the sound of the Dropkick Murphys’ “Blood” blasts out. “If you want blood I’ll give you some” rings through the arena announcing the GOAT is coming down the aisle
THE FIGHT. Cook is wearing a yellow bikini with black gloves and boots. The great blonde is in her usual red bikini with red gloves and boots. The two meet in the center of the ring for the instructions Charlize has now heard 456 times. Cook smiles as they touch gloves. There is no expression of Theron’s face other than a cold stare from her eyes that mean business.
Round 1. As usual Charlize opens the right with a fight jab. She hasn’t been able to break the habit. It doesn’t surprise Cook and she comes back with left cross the the head. Charlize starts to return the punch when Cook goes on a punching fury. She’s punching as fast as she can. Charlize has her gloves up and is managing to block most but some are getting through. Cook is slowing down somewhat. She presses the blonde into the ropes and starting ripping away at the body. Charlize can’t get off a punch because Cook is in so close that her head is on the blonde’s shoulder. Charlize is imitating a punching bag. The big blonde desperately needs to get off the ropes. Charlize finally get her hands on Cook’s shoulders and pushes her back and manages to get off the ropes into the center of the ring. Charlize is moving forcing Cook to follow and catch up Cook is staying on the offensive throwing lefts and rights at Charlize’s head. Once again, Charlize manages to block most, but one right catches her on the right ear and staggering her, but she quickly recovers and moves out of punching range as the bell calls a halt to the round. In Theron’s corner, her upcoming opponent, Mrs Verlander says “She sure threw a lot of punches but you don’t look hurt. Charlize confirms she is fine. Another round like that and Cook is going to punch herself out. Kate says “Let her. Just keep your guard up. She took the round, but this fight isn’t going to last long”
Round 2. Cook’ strategy hasn’t changed. She wants to punch. but she is stalking Charlize who is simply staying out of range and making Cook move more. After a minute gone, Charlize moves in with a left-right cross to the head. Cook quickly responds with a another flurry of punches. Charlize is impressed with the quickness of her hands as she is finally going to have to fight. Cook lands another left-right combination to the blondes head. Charlize is back with a combination to the body, Charlize quickly follows with a right jab to the face. That’s followed by more jabs to the face that has Cook on the ropes. Cook finally lands a right to Charlize’s jaw and receives a overhand right to the face in return. Charlize is taking control of the fight. Cook’s defense seems non-existent
As Charlize works on the midsection, then has Cook in serous trouble with a pair of power punches to her chest. A wild right cross crashes into Charlize’s head and she staggers away. Coos steps in with another left-right to the chest and a right to the head. Charlize Is suddenly taking and isn’t doing much in return. The referee is starting to look at Charlize as the bell rings. In Theron’s corner, Kate says “This fight is no joke. She has lured you into thinking she can only throw a punch and hope one lands. She’s much better than that. You have to be careful or this could end badly, Charlize says “I’ve fought her before. She’s good. She’s set a tap and it worked for a while but no more”
Round 3. They meet in the center of the ring. Charlizes uses that right jab a couple times when strong left uppercut stuns the big blonde. Cook then lands another left-right combination, but this time with some power and Charlize reels back to the ropes. Cook is quickly follows with a right-left to the body and then a hook to the jaw. Theron finally comes back with a right cross and follows with a left hook. She now is off the ropes as the two exchange serious rights. Cook goes to end it with a blockbuster right that misses leaving her body open and Charlize drills her right deeply into Cook’s solar plexus with all the power she has. Cook starts to double over when Charlize pushes her up and slams another power right into same target and steps back as Cook collapses to the canvas hugging her midsection and gasping for breath. Charlize turns to her corner, she knows Cook isn’t going to beat the count. At ten. Charlize goes over and says a few words to Cook and heads to the dressing room
AFTER. Charlize and Kate were at one table and Cook at the other. Charlize. “I have to say A.J. put on a great acting job. Those first rounds, she had me fooled, I had no idea of what she intended to do. She was fighting like someone who knew exactly what she wanted. At the end of the second, she had me a little buzzed and confused, but Kate and Neve straightened me It’s a good thing they did because otherwise that third round could have ended entirely differently.
Cook: “The strategy was to make Charlize think she could ride it out because I was going to punch myself out. At the beginning of the third round, I thought we had her and went to finish. Let me say that then all went wrong. Did you ever wonder why Upton is in Theron’s corner when they fight each other on occasion? Well they are good friends. Charlize has nailed down being the Greatest of all Time, but she is well past her prime. Upton is one of the best fighting now. Charlize has no to little chance of beating her. When Upton wins, it’s on the record she beat the GOAT. That doesn’t hurt Charlize’s record because she is supposed to lose, but helps Upton because on her record, she has beaten the great one three or four times, however this long this farce goes on’
Upton: “Just what are you suggesting?”
Cook: “Don’t misunderstand me. I am not saying these fights are fraudulent. I know Charlize is fearless and trying as hard as she can. If she wins, it would be huge, but that hasn’t happened and won’t
Charlize: “Enough of all this intrigue. I’m hungry. Good night”