Fight 1 (Victoria Justice vs. Jessica Parker Kennedy)

Tale of the Tape:

Victoria Justice (20-32-0, 20 KO)
5'5, 30 years old
Team America

vs.

Jessica Parker Kennedy (1-5-0, 1 KO)
5'2, 38 years old
Team Canada

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
“AND NOW! Making her 53rd appearance in the ring for the FCBA, fighting under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hollywood, Florida native, standing 5 foot 5, weighing in at 110 pounds, VICTORIAAAAAA JUUUUUUUUUSTICE!!”

Outfits:
With consistently inconsistent results pouring in over the last year with the Celebrity Wrestling Federation, Victoria Justice was finally able to lasso one of the biggest wins of her career over Emma Roberts in February. Looking to catalyze that shocker into something of a run, Justice was a uniquely heavy favorite over Jessica Parker Kennedy, who was winless since 2014. While all the right things had come out of the CWF camp pre-fight, this was considered by many to be a ‘buy-game’ for Justice and Team America; though de facto Canadian leader, Stana Katic, was doing everything in her power to coach Kennedy up against her Stablemate.

Vika’s delicate frame was tightly strung up in a thin-banded tube top that mushroomed her perky B-cups tightly to her swelling sternum; her slender hips bit into by a high-waisted string thong that split her plump, bronzed cheeks and disappeared between their folds. Justice chomped down on a matching pale pink gum shield as her braided, pigtailed locks were pulled into a pony tail by Eiza González who’d joined the corner team; whispering a few final words of reassurance in her ear as Vika nodded along.

The shorter, petite Kennedy was equally curvy in all the right places; sporting a vibrant yellow slingshot one-piece that contrasted against her dark, bronzed skin. Kennedy playfully hooked the cheeks of her thong bottoms as she straightened in her corner, flossing the bunched material up the small of her back before strapping into her gloves.

Round 1/2:
Coming out with absolutely nothing to lose, Jessica was resolute in her pressure against an understandably timid Justice; waxing the brunette’s taut abdomen with zealous, pent-up hooks and crosses until the small of her back found the ropes. Despite her smaller stature, Kennedy controlled the early minutes, ducking through Vika’s rebuttals when she found the confidence to open up and throw them; slashing Justice’s gut with unorthodox strikes from an unseasoned fighter. Like fighting a southpaw for the first time, the more experienced Justice finally managed to find her stride in the second; backing off Kennedy by dribbling her skull between a pair of boisterous overhands and rattling the pixie brunette. The noteworthy clashes were few and far between, but Justice tipped the damage meter in the second round; stealing an uneventful first few stanzas and leveling the fight. The two trade a pair of 10-9 rounds.

Round 3:
The third round finally showcased precisely what the bettors expected; a dominant and terrorizing right hand from Justice. First blood was drawn when Vika twirled through a balletic, looping hook that pierced the diminutive actress’ guard and rattled her temple; opening up a gash over her left eye and nearly bouncing her through the ropes altogether. Parker managed to slither away to her credit, but after a desperate straight left fell woefully short, Jessica was helpless to stop the avalanche that crashed down around her.

Justice deftly skirted around to Kennedy’s hip and tore into her lower rib cage; lifting the squealing Canadian off her toes before bullying her into the corner. Justice towered over the sulking Kennedy, clumsily hooking the shoulder strap of her slingshot monokini and lifting her lawn-chaired frame for a savage succession of uppercuts to the sternum. Jessica wailed as she fell into Justice and slid down her torso, attempting to hook Vika’s hips and tie her up, only to be awkwardly planted to the corner post for more sustained drubbing. Justice used the curve of her hip to staple the brunette to the ropes, arching her slender upper half to create room for countless brutal hooks and cross-bodies that crunched against Jessica’s flailing abdomen. Somehow stalling out to the bell, Kennedy collapsed in her corner to the soft reassurances of her team; seemingly regretting stepping back into the ring after such a layoff. Justice rolls, 10-8.

Round 4:
The fourth round began in just as concerning a manner for the Canadian camp, as Vika once again took the reigns and dog-walked a lethargic Kennedy into the spider web of the ropes. Justice began to unleash a whirlwind of leather that recklessly swept through Parker airspace; bludgeoning her shoulder and the corner post behind her, but miraculously avoiding the most vulnerable hitboxes. Kennedy was a woman possessed, twirling and brushing past wild punches from Vika before crouching to the side and ripping a ferocious, compact uppercut into Justice’s navel. Victoria throatily mewled and crunched forward, her knee buckling inward before another shouldered overhand snapped against her cheek. The folded brunette gurgled as she dribbled her gumshield to the mat, fumbling to catch it in a disheveled incoherence as Jessica sneakily snagged one of her dangling, braided pigtails and whipped Justice into the corner, trading places.

Justice’s bulbs lulled in their sockets as her upper half sprawled across the ropes, hoarsely grunting as Kennedy spiked a merciless straight right hook into the flesh of her breast. Vika exhaled a breathless; “GGUUUHHHGG” as Jessica buckled her delicate rib cage with another heart-seeker; pouring stumpy hooks into her gut until Justice miraculously bulled through her and broke free. Forced to chase for the last few seconds, Kennedy was comfortable with the damage done. She levels the fight once again with a 10-8 round.

Round 5:
Kennedy was eager to ratchet up the trash-talk after the carnage she left in her wake in the previous round; barking at a suddenly telescoped Justice before hissing consecutive overhands just past Vika’s cheek. The Hollywood-native smoothly swatted at the audacious strikes from Kennedy, thumping her own rebuttal into the brunette’s slender sternum with a meaty crunch. Kennedy’s eyes bugged as she was mentally transported right back to the overwhelming third round, backpedaling as Justice suddenly pushed forward, flailing leather up and down her midsection. Kennedy desperately curled and squirmed as her ribs were dotted with drumming hooks, slowly shrinking and concaving her upper half until her shoulder-blades hit the ropes, wailing when a tremendous, looping left slid right through her forearms and exploded against her cheek.

The stunned Hab lurched sideways and twisted across the top rope, slumping against the post before a bony one-two snapped through her jaw. The brunette’s heaving upper half sloshed with an awkward diagonal misstep, her shoulders slumping and arms falling away to her hips as she slowly tipped forward and crashed against the canvas in a lifeless faceplant.

1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Not the most thunderous haymaker to be seen tonight, but it had been years since Parker had eaten an uppercut quite that snappy; gurgling as she unraveled to her side and fluttered her lids skyward.

6… 7… 8… 9… Katic and the rest of the Canadian corner were resigned as the count droned on, clapping for her Stablemate and wryly smiling with a nod of approval as Justice playfully paraded in front of her.

10!!

"And your winner, by KO in Round 5, VICTORIAAAAA JUUUUUUSSSSTICEEEE!!!!"


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