CBAD: Zooey Deschanel vs Anne Hathaway

(Results: Lookout / Words: Queens)

Zooey Deschanel:
(43, 5’6”, 121lbs, 0:1 FCBA, Queens of Absolution)

Anne Hathaway:
(40, 5’8”, 123lbs, 7:23 FCBA, Global Boxing Syndicate)

BEFORE:

This was an unusual scenario. Global Boxing Syndicate’s Anne Hathaway challenging one of the Queen’s of Absolution spokespeople, Zooey Deschanel. Not only that, Zooey hadn’t been in the ring for years after her one match where she lost to the Queen’s CEO and General Manager: Amy Acker. Yet, here we were on fight night in Crypto Arena. Perhaps the recent March to War against Lookout! Boxing and her vocalness had something to do with this. Either way, there was no way this was going to be a friendly match - at least with Zooey’s persona.

Deschanel made her way to the ring with her hair in its signature loose style; wearing a purple crop top exposing her midriff and purple boxing trunks. She had on purple gloves embroidered with “QUEENS.”

Meanwhile, Anne Hathaway wore her hair in a ponytail, black bikini top and bottoms with matching black gloves.

The match is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division and with the sound of the bell, HERE WE GO!

Round 01:

The air was tense as the two actresses stood in opposite corners of the boxing ring. Zooey Deschanel looked ready to fight with her fists clenched and her eyes focused on her opponent, Anne Hathaway, who seemed to be sneering at her from the other side of the ring. The crowd was on the edge of their seats, waiting for the first round to begin.

As the bell sounded, the two women circled each other warily. Anne lunged forward with a quick jab, but Zooey ducked out of the way and countered with a hard right hook to Anne's midsection. Anne winced in pain but quickly regained her composure, darting in and out with quick jabs and hooks.

Zooey was unfazed, however, and kept up a steady stream of blows, aiming for Anne's head and body with precision. Anne tried to block the punches, but many of them still landed with a satisfying smack. The crowd roared in approval as Zooey pressed her advantage, her face set in an expression of steely determination.

But Anne Hathaway wasn't going to go down without a fight. She landed a hard uppercut that caught Zooey off guard, sending her reeling backwards. Zooey stumbled but managed to regain her footing just in time. She fired back with a flurry of punches that landed against Anne's guard.

The two women traded blows for what seemed like an eternity, each trying to gain the upper hand. The audience was on the edge of their seats, yelling and screaming their support for their favorite actress. But as the round wore on, it became clear that Zooey was gaining the advantage.

Anne's punches were becoming more and more wild, while Zooey's were finding their mark with increasing precision. Zooey landed a brutal left hook that rocked Anne's head back, and as Anne stumbled backwards, Zooey moved in for the kill.

"You're going down, Hathaway!" she shouted, her voice filled with a mix of triumph and fury.

Anne sneered in response. "Dream on, Deschanel! You couldn't take me down if you tried!"

Zooey's eyes flashed with anger. "Oh, you want to talk sh*t, do you?" she growled, advancing on Anne with a fierce determination.

Anne tried to back away, but Zooey was too quick for her. She landed a punishing combination that sent Anne crashing to the mat. The audience erupted into cheers as Anne struggled to get back up, but it was clear that she was no match for Zooey. The bell sounded, ending the first round, and Zooey strode back to her corner with a look of triumph on her face.

Anne glared at her from across the ring. "You got lucky, Deschanel," she muttered under her breath.

Zooey winked and blew her a kiss. "We'll see about that, Hathaway. Just wait until the next round."

As the two women prepared to face off once again, the crowd roared with excitement, eager to see what would happen next in this epic battle of wills. But one thing was clear: there was no love lost between these two actresses, and the fight was far from over..

Round 02:

The second round of the epic battle between Zooey Deschanel and Anne Hathaway had the crowd on their feet, roaring with excitement. The two actresses had clearly developed a rivalry, and everyone was eager to see who would come out on top.

As the bell rang, Zooey charged forward, throwing a furious flurry of punches at Anne. But Anne was ready this time, weaving and bobbing to dodge the blows. She counter-attacked with quick jabs and hooks that kept Zooey on her toes.

"Is that all you got, Deschanel?" Anne taunted, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

Zooey gritted her teeth, her eyes blazing with determination. "You better watch your mouth, Hathaway. I'm gonna knock you into next week!"

The two women circled each other warily, both looking for an opening. Zooey landed a hard right hook that caught Anne on the chin, but Anne shook it off and fired back with a brutal uppercut that left Zooey reeling.

The crowd was going wild, cheering and screaming the names of their favorite actresses. Anne landed another hard punch, this time hitting Zooey in the stomach. Zooey doubled over in pain, but quickly recovered and swung back with a wild left hook that landed on Anne's forehead.

"You like that, Hathaway?" Zooey shouted, grinning with satisfaction.

Anne wiped a trickle of blood from her forehead and sneered. "You're gonna have to do better than that, Deschanel. I'm not afraid of you."

The two women traded blows for what seemed like an eternity, neither one able to gain a clear advantage. Every time one of them landed a punch, the other would counter with one of their own. It was a battle of wills, and neither woman was willing to back down.

As the round came to a close, Anne landed another hard punch, this one hitting Zooey square in the jaw. Zooey stumbled backwards, dazed from the blow. Anne moved in for the kill, throwing a barrage of punches that had Zooey on the ropes.

The bell rang, ending the round, and Anne pulled away from Zooey, panting and sweating. The crowd was going crazy, cheering and hollering in excitement.

"Looks like I won that round, Deschanel," Anne taunted, her voice dripping with victory.

Zooey glared at her, her eyes blazing with anger. "You got lucky, Hathaway. Just wait until the next round."

The tension between the two women was palpable, and everyone knew that the fight was far from over. As they retreated to their corners, the crowd roared with excitement, eager to see what would happen next in this unforgettable battle between two of Hollywood's biggest stars.

Round 03:

The tension was at an all-time high as Zooey Deschanel and Anne Hathaway stepped into the third round of their epic boxing match. Both actresses were determined to come out on top, and the crowd was buzzing with excitement as they awaited the start of the round.

As the bell rang, Anne came out swinging, throwing a flurry of punches that nearly caught Zooey off guard. But Zooey was ready this time and countered with a quick jab that landed on Anne's nose, causing blood to trickle down her face.

"You f*cking b*tch!" Anne shouted, wiping the blood away with her glove.

Zooey grinned in response. "Come on, Hathaway. Show me what you've got."

The two women circled each other warily, both looking for an opening. Anne landed a hard punch to Zooey's chest, but Zooey fired back with a punch to Anne's face that caused Anne to stagger backwards.

"Is that all you've got, Deschanel?" Anne taunted, her voice filled with arrogance.

Zooey smirked. "There's plenty more where that came from, b*tch."

The two women continued to trade blows, each one landing a punch or two before the other could counter. The crowd was going wild, cheering and screaming as the actresses did battle in the ring.

But as the round wore on, Anne started to gain the upper hand. She was quicker and had more stamina than Zooey, and it was starting to show. In minute two, Anne landed a brutal uppercut to Zooey's jaw that sent her crashing to the mat.

The crowd gasped as Zooey lay there, dazed and disoriented. The referee started to count, and it looked like the fight might be over.

"Get the f*ck up, Deschanel!" Anne shouted, her voice filled with triumph.

But Zooey wasn't about to give up. She managed to get to her feet just as the ref got to a count of nine.

"You think that's gonna stop me, Hathaway?" Zooey shouted, her eyes blazing with anger.

Anne grinned. "You're d*mn right it is."

The two women continued to fight, but it was clear that Anne had the upper hand. She was faster, stronger, and could take more punishment than Zooey. She landed blow after blow, each one sending Zooey reeling backwards.

The bell rang, ending the round, and Anne stepped back from Zooey with a look of triumph on her face.

"That's how it's done, b*tch," Anne taunted, her voice filled with arrogance.

Zooey glared at her, her face twisted with anger. "You may have won this round, Hathaway, but the fight's not over yet."

The crowd was going wild, cheering and screaming as the two women retreated to their corners, each one preparing for the next round. It was clear that the rivalry between Zooey Deschanel and Anne Hathaway was far from over, and the next round promised to be just as intense and chaotic as the first three.

Round 04:

The crowd roared as they circled each other, eyes locked in a fierce stare-down. Anne looked determined, her jaw clenched, her muscles taut. Zooey, on the other hand, was grinning from ear to ear, her eyes twinkling mischievously.

The two women exchanged a few jabs, neither one willing to make the first move. Suddenly, Zooey launched herself forward, ducking under Anne's guard and delivering a swift blow to her stomach.

Anne doubled over in pain, gasping for air. Zooey took advantage of the opportunity and landed a series of punches to Anne's midsection, all the while taunting her mercilessly.

"Come on, Annie, is that all you've got? I thought you were tough!"

Anne gritted her teeth and fought back, but Zooey was too quick for her. She continued to focus on Anne's stomach, delivering blow after blow with ruthless precision.

The crowd was on their feet, screaming and cheering. This was turning out to be one hell of a fight, and nobody wanted to miss a single moment of it.

As the round drew to a close, Anne was clearly struggling. Her face was red, and she was breathing heavily. Zooey, however, looked as fresh as a daisy, still grinning from ear to ear as she danced around the ring.

The bell rang, and the two women retreated to their corners. The crowd was still buzzing, caught up in the excitement of the moment.

Round 05:

It was the moment that everyone was waiting for: round five of the boxing match between Anne Hathaway and Zooey Deschanel. The crowd was going wild, and the tension in the arena was palpable. Both fighters were sweating profusely, their eyes locked on each other.

The bell rang, signaling the start of the round. Anne and Zooey came out of their corners, fists raised. They circled each other for a few moments, each waiting for the other to make the first move.

Finally, it was Anne who struck. She darted forward, her fist aimed at Zooey's face. But Zooey was quick, and she dodged the punch easily.

Anne didn't miss a beat. She spun around and aimed a right hook at Zooey's stomach, landing a solid blow. Zooey doubled over, gasping for breath.

But Anne wasn't done yet. She taunted Zooey, egging her on. "Come on, is that all you've got?" she barked.

Zooey was clearly shaken. She stumbled back, looking for an opening. But Anne was relentless. She kept up the attack, hitting Zooey with a flurry of punches to the face and body.

Zooey tried to fight back, but it was no use. Anne was too strong, too focused. She continued to batter Zooey, her blows landing with brutal force.

The crowd was on its feet, cheering and shouting. Anne was clearly the fan favorite, and it was easy to see why. She was a force to be reckoned with, a true champion in every sense of the word.

Zooey, on the other hand, was struggling to keep up. Her face was bruised and swollen, and her movements were slow and sluggish.

But she refused to give up. She dug deep, finding reserves of strength that she didn't know she had. She fought back with all her might, landing a few good blows of her own.

But it wasn't enough. Anne was too skilled, too powerful. She continued to hammer away at Zooey, pummeling her with vicious punches that left her reeling.

By the end of the round, it was clear who the winner was. Anne had dominated, winning the round wide. Zooey was left battered and defeated, but she refused to give up.

Round 6:

As the bell rang, the fight began and Anne came out swinging. She landed a few solid shots on Zooey, who seemed to be struggling to find her footing. But Zooey wasn't about to back down so easily.

Just two minutes into the round, Zooey landed a powerful hook that sent Anne sprawling to the canvas. The crowd erupted in cheers as Anne struggled to get back up. But it was clear that Zooey had the upper hand.

As Anne made her way back to her feet, Zooey taunted her, jeering and egging her on. Anne pressed forward, determined not to let her opponent get the best of her. But Zooey was relentless.

With a fierce determination in her eyes, Zooey launched another series of punches, pinning Anne against the ropes. Anne fought back, but it was clear that she was outmatched.

As the seconds ticked by, Zooey continued to pummel Anne, her fists flying with dizzying speed and accuracy. Anne struggled to keep her guard up, but it was no use. Zooey was simply too strong.

Finally, in the last moments of the round, Zooey landed a vicious uppercut that sent Anne reeling. She stumbled backwards, her eyes glazed and unfocused. The ref stepped in, calling the fight. It was a TKO6 victory for Zooey Deschanel.

The crowd erupted in cheers as Zooey raised her arms in triumph. She had fought hard, and her victory was well-deserved. As for Anne, she lay on the canvas, battered and bruised.

Official Result: Zooey Deschanel defeats Anne Hathaway via TKO6!

AFTER:

As Zooey left the ring, she couldn't help but grin. She had proven herself to be the superior fighter, and she had done it in style. She had knocked out her opponent, taunted her, and finished her off along the ropes. It was a victory that she would savor for a long time to come.