Nell Tiger Free vs Miley Cyrus

Nell:
(23, 5’5, 16:7 FCBA, VIXENs)


Miley:
(30, 5’4, 29:30 FCBA, Global Boxing Syndicate)


BEFORE:
“Time to test myself,” Nell says with a nod. The press conference is brimming with excitement as fans and pundits alike gather to see these two unlikely girls square off from across the table now, and in the ring later. “I’m a big fan of her music and what she’s done for girl power and all that, so I guess we’ll see if Miley is just all flash and no substance.”

“I’m well enough capable of kicking your ass, Princess,” Miley responds from across the room, chewing bubble gum (of course she is) and smirking. “I’ve done sh*t you could only possibly dream of. You can’t hurt me, honey, but I promise to make this thrashing quick!”

Tense staredown on stage as the wild and carefree Cyrus is taunting her more stoic foe, the thirty-year-old recent divorcee sporting a platinum crop of hair and sticking her tongue out as always. Nell meets her expression with a confident smirk of her own, hands on hips and refusing to be intimidated even as Miley gets straight into her face.

Hours later, we’re in the arena proper. Nell’s in one corner of the ring, sporting a green sports bra and white boxing shorts. She’s wearing red gloves for this contest. Cyrus shows off her toned body, going for something a little more skimpy in a hot pink bikini top and frayed denim shorts. She’s in black gloves tonight.

Referee signals for the bell and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
As the bell rings, Nell wastes no time in establishing her dominance. She quickly takes control of the center of the ring, circling Miley and studying her movements. Miley, on the other hand, seems a bit unsure of herself and throws a few tentative jabs that fall short. Nell seizes the opportunity and lands a strong left hook to Miley's jaw, sending her stumbling back. Miley tries to recover quickly, but Nell is relentless, unleashing a flurry of punches that keep Miley on the defensive. Despite her best efforts, Miley is unable to land any significant blows, and Nell continues to press the attack. With only seconds left in the round, Nell lands a powerful right hook that sends Miley crashing to the mat. The crowd erupts in cheers as the referee begins the count. Miley struggles to get to her feet, but she's clearly dazed and unsteady. When the referee asks if she's able to continue, Miley nods weakly, but it's clear that Nell has won the first round decisively.

ROUND 2:
As the bell rings for the start of the second round, Miley Cyrus comes out of her corner with a newfound determination in her eyes. She starts the round with a flurry of jabs, trying to keep Nell Tiger Free at bay. Nell, on the other hand, seems to be taking a more measured approach, waiting for the right moment to strike. Miley's jabs are quick and precise, and she lands several punches on Nell's face and body. Nell tries to counter with a few hooks of her own, but Miley expertly dodges them and continues to land more punches. The crowd roars with each punch, and it seems like Miley has the upper hand in this round. Nell's face begins to show the effects of Miley's punches as she starts to bleed from her nose. However, she doesn't lose her cool and keeps her focus. As the round comes to a close, Nell lands a powerful uppercut that catches Miley off guard, and Miley stumbles back. The round ends with both fighters trading blows, but it's clear that Miley has won this round. The judges score the round in favor of Miley, and the crowd cheers her on as she heads back to her corner.

ROUND 3:
As the third round begins, Nell comes out with renewed determination, having received some helpful advice from her corner. She starts off strong, throwing a quick left jab followed by a powerful right hook that connects with Miley's chin. Miley stumbles backwards, but quickly regains her footing and retaliates with a series of jabs and hooks that keep Nell on the defensive. Despite Miley's onslaught, Nell refuses to back down. She begins to move around the ring more, using her footwork to evade Miley's attacks and create openings for her own punches. Nell manages to land several solid shots to Miley's body, causing her opponent to wince in pain. As the round progresses, Nell's confidence grows, and she begins to take control of the ring. She lands a series of powerful punches that send Miley reeling back towards the ropes. Sensing an opportunity, Nell presses forward and unleashes a flurry of punches that leave Miley dazed and confused. By the end of the round, it is clear that Nell has turned the tables on Miley. The judges award Nell the round by a wide margin, impressed by her skillful use of footwork and powerful punches. Nell's corner is jubilant, confident that their fighter has what it takes to win the match.

ROUND 4:
As the bell rings to signal the beginning of the fourth round, Miley comes out with a newfound sense of aggression. She is determined not to go down without a fight. She quickly closes the distance between her and Nell, throwing a series of jabs and hooks at her opponent. Nell tries to use her footwork to stay out of Miley's range, but the pop star is relentless. She keeps pressing forward, throwing punches with all her might. Nell is forced to retreat and cover up, as Miley's punches rain down on her. Miley's punches are powerful and accurate, connecting with Nell's face and body. Nell tries to counter with a few jabs of her own, but they are easily blocked by Miley's strong defense. The crowd is on their feet, cheering on the two fierce competitors. Miley's fans are especially loud, chanting her name and urging her on. It is clear that Miley is in control of the round, and Nell is struggling to keep up. Despite her best efforts, Nell can't turn the tide in her favor. Miley's aggression is too much for her, and she is forced to take a backseat for the majority of the round. As the bell rings to signal the end of the round, it is clear that Miley has won it decisively.

ROUND 5:
As the bell rings to signal the start of the fifth round, both fighters come out of their corners with a sense of urgency. Nell seems to have regained her confidence from the previous round's win, while Miley is still riding the high of her dominant performance. Miley immediately charges forward, throwing a flurry of punches at Nell, who responds with quick footwork and slick head movement to avoid the strikes. Nell counters with a sharp left hook that grazes Miley's temple, but it doesn't seem to faze her as she continues to press forward. Miley backs Nell into a corner and begins unleashing a barrage of punches, but Nell manages to duck and weave her way out of danger. Just as it seems like Miley is going to overwhelm her, Nell sees an opening and lands a crushing right hook to Miley's face. The impact of the punch sends Miley stumbling backwards, her eyes glazed over and her legs wobbling beneath her. Nell senses her opportunity and moves in for the kill, throwing a series of devastating punches that land cleanly on Miley's face and body. Miley tries to fight back, but her punches are weak and uncoordinated, and Nell easily avoids them. With only seconds left in the round, Nell winds up for one final punch and connects with a vicious right cross to Miley's jaw. Miley's head snaps back, and she crumples to the canvas, unconscious. The referee rushes in to call the fight, and Nell raises her arms in victory, triumphant in her hard-fought victory over a tough and determined opponent.

Official Decision: Nell Tiger Free defeats Miley Cyrus via KO5!

AFTER:
As Nell stands over Miley, gloating in her victory, Miley struggles to sit up, clearly dazed from the knockout blow. With a fierce look in her eyes, she suddenly lunges at Nell, determined to fight back.

"You may have won this time, but I'll be back," Miley snarls, throwing a wild punch at Nell.

But Nell easily dodges the blow, then delivers a sharp punch to Miley's stomach, knocking the wind out of her. Miley doubles over, gasping for air.

"You should have stayed down," Nell taunts, grabbing Miley by the hair and yanking her head back. "Now you're just making it worse for yourself."
Miley grimaces in pain, but manages to summon up some resistance. "You may have won the match, but you haven't won the war," she spits out defiantly.

Nell laughs mockingly. "Oh please, you're no match for me. Just accept your defeat and move on."

But Miley refuses to give up. With a sudden burst of energy, she shoves Nell away and gets back to her feet. "I'll never give up, I'll keep fighting until I beat you," she vows.

Nell simply shakes her head in amusement. "You're a glutton for punishment, aren't you? Fine, have it your way. But just remember, I'm the winner tonight, and you'll never be able to beat me."

With those words, Nell turns and walks away, leaving Miley to nurse her wounds and plan her revenge.

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