Post by Lookout! Boxing on Mar 31, 2023 19:58:00 GMT -6
Natasha Henstridge Vs Charlize Theron
Results: Lookout: Story. Tractorpull
Natasha Henstridge
Age 48
Height 5”10”
23-26-1
2 Unified Welterweight Titles
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
314-127-12
1 Unified Featherweight title (Bantam) Unrecognized
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight titles
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Acknowledged as the Greatest of All Time (GOAT)
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
BEFORE
Henstridge is already in the ring. She’s wearing a very brief orange bikini. She has a microphone in hand “For those of you who have been living in the dark ages, I’m Natasha Henstridge. Twenty years ago, I was in my fifth fight. It was against Theron for the welter title. I destroyed her. I beat her to a pulp and took the title. She was nothing bit a pile of ugly rubble after I was finished with her. Her face was uglier than when she entered the ring if that is possible.You may doubt what I say, so I call your attention to the TV screens above the ring. The screens come alive and show Charlize sagging in the ropes, hands hanging by her side. She’s helpless, her face totally unrecognizable. Henstridge clocks her with another right and Charlize drops to her knees and then sprawls on her face. She’s out cold. The scene changes. Natasha is standing over Charlize, her foot on the “great ones” back, with a bottle of champagne in hand. She’s swigging some and pouring some over Charlize’s body. In her other hand, she is holding a cigar, which she is smoking between gulps of champagne. The scene changes and Henstridge is taking the barely conscious Charlize on a walk of shame pouring more champagne over her turning her bra almost transparent. Natasha then says “That’s what you are going to see tonight. A repeat with the tramp beaten into oblivion”
Charlize, as usual, has been watching the TV from her dressing room, sitting on a massage table with her black robe already over her shoulders. She’s not happy . She looks at Neve and asks her to have the sound people play her music, an indication of how peeved she is. Henstridge is startled by the music starting blasting out. It’s the Dropkick Murphys “Blood” It announces the Greatest of all Time is on her way to the ring. The words ring out “If you want blood I will give you some. Blood, Blood” Charlize climbs into the ring and doffs her robe. She is wearing her usual red bikini, gloves and boots.. The referee calls the two to the center of the ring for the usual instructions. Charlize doesn’t move. She tells the referee they know the instructions, get this show on the road. Natasha smiles. She thinks she has got the fight won. Theron is rattled.
Kate Upton who is in Charlize’s corner as usual, has noticed a bucket of ice and bottles of champaign plus a box of cigars on the apron at Natasha’s corner. She fears a repeat of the June 2003 bout
Round 1. Natasha knows how the great blonde opens her fights so she beats her to the punch. As Charlize moves in a right to her face punches her head back. Natasha lands another and then digs a left into Charlizes stomach. Charlizes moves away before her opponent can follow up. Theron then moves back in. Natasha has been waiting and lands another right jab to the face. A Charlize right sails by Natasha’s head. Henstridge then lands a right hook to the jaw and follows with a left cross. Both land knocking the blonde back a couple steps.. Henstridge follows with a left hook to the tummy. but takes a right cross to the head in return. The two move away. Charlize makes the next move, closing with a overhand right to the brunettes face and then a left to the midsection. Henstridge moves back and as Charlize closes again, she catches her with an uppercut to the jaw and a left cross to the side of the head that buckles Charlize’s legs. Natasha thinks she has Charlize hurt and vulnerable. She moves in to start finishing the blonde, when another Theron overhand right slams into her face. She’s driven back a couple steps and as Charlize moves to follow up, a Natasha right uppercut sends her wobbly back to the ropes. At Natasha moves in for another finishing attack the bell ends the round. Natasha’s corner is satisfied with her performance, while Upton tells Charlize she was fine until the last 45 seconds. She got careless, something she can’t afford to do
Round 2. At the bell. Charlize is quickly out of her corner meeting Henstridge not far from her corner. She peppers her face with quick left and right job. Henstridge starts swing. She’s going to a knockout. Charlize is easily avoiding the swings but suddenly finds her back against the ropes. Those wild swings have driven the great blonde across the ring. Now Henstridge has her where she want’s her. Charlize trys to slide to her right, but a right cross stops her. She slides to her left only to be stopped by a left. She’s vulnerable with little punching room. She does the only thing she can think of. She doubles over and charges, her shoulder driving into Henstridge’s midsection driving her back and allowing Charlize to get off the ropes and back into the center of the ring where she can use those famous legs. She’s moving in and out jabbing away at Henstridge’s face which is turning a beet red. Finally Henstridge gets under those jab and digs a right into Theron’s midsection and the an uppercut to the chin. Suddenly they are toe to toe, but Charlize is in so close that Natasha can’t get leverage. Charlize breaks it off quickly moving out of punching range and moves around looking for an opening as the bell rings. In Charlize’ corner Kate tells her “Not bad. Good job with those jabs. You took that round. Keep moving and jabbing. Remember. she is a big hitter”
Round 3. It’s a repeat of round 2. Charlize is quickly out of her cornet meeting Natasha near her corner. A right cross followed by a left pushed Natasha to the ropes, but before Charlize can take advantage, Natasha lands an overhand right to Theron’s face driving her back to the center of the ring. A Henstridge right cross goes astray and Charlize takes advantage with a left-right to Henstridge’s bra. Natasha winces with pain, but doesn’t back down She screams at Charlize “Is that what you want to do, She fakes a right cross and lowering her gloves, she slams a right-left into the blondes chest. It’s Charlize who is hurt now. She quickly backs off, but Natasha is quick to follow. She has Charlize on the ropes and rocks her with a three punch combination. Charlize somehow comes up with a right uppercut that buckles Natasha’s knees. Charlize follows up driving Natasha into the center of the ring. She lands an uppercut to Henstridge’s chin
but Natasha comes back with an overhand left to the blondes face. They are toe to toe again punching away at each other. Charlize is getting the better of it as the round ends. In Theron’s corner, Kate the Great, tell her she did OK. She took the round and was ahead on the cards. In Natasha’s corner, they are telling her to stop playing around. She can end this fight with one good punch. Go out there and do it”
Round 4. As the bell rings, Charlize moves a little way out of her corner. She doesn’t want to engage in a slugging match right now. Take a couple more rounds and then put the hammer down. Natasha wants the opposite. She wants Theron in a slam-bang brawl As Charlize moves, she realizes she is getting herself into a corner.She moves in and lands a pair of crosses to Natasha’s head. Henstridge take the punches and then rips an uppercut to Charlizes chin.The blondes, legs buckle as she trys to keep her balance. Henstridge smiles as she presses Charlize with left and right crosses until she has her opponent against the ropes. An overhand right lands in Charlizes face and a left digs into her tummy. Henstridge keeps up the attack, Right to the face. Left to the stomach. She has Charlize in big trouble as the blonde’s eyes start to glaze over. Henstridge can smell victory. She’s ready to end it but the bell rings. Henstridge’s corner is jubilant. In Theron’s corner, while the Nascar corner team as usual, works their miracle, Upton is reading Theron the riot act. Natasha took the round and is probably ahead on the cards. She gave Charles a real beating, but is probably over-confident now. Watch for her to make a mistake and then go after her. You still got the power. Use it. You’re a great actress, make her think you are finished, You can do it'
Round 5. At the bell, Charlize moves out slowly, stumbles slightly. She’s looks like she is. having trouble keeping her feet. Henstridge’s corner yells “Now” Henstridge moves quickly and cuts loose with one of her power rights. It sails over the blonde’s head and Chalize whips a right into Natasha’s solar plexus. As Natasha starts to double over, a right uppercut straightens her up. A left cross send her to the ropes. It’s Natasha’s eyes that are now glazing over. Charlize has her on the ropes and drills over hand punches into her face. She has Henstridge is ready for the final blow, but Charlize drops her attack to her chest. Charlize is using Natasha’s chest for punching bags. Upton is screaming at the great blonde to stop it and use that big right to knock her out, but Charlize is in a punishing mode. She continues to punch away at her opponents face. There is nothing coming back. Henstridge looks helpless her gloves at her waist. A couple more rights to the face and Henstridge’s gloves are hanging down her side. Charlize sees the referee moving in, That right drops to her hip and up it comes driving Henstridge’s head over the top rope. Charlize doesn’t move. She just watches Henstridge pitch forward to the canvas. She stands over her, yelling “get up I’m not finished with you.” The referee pushes her away to a corner as the counts Henstridge out. Charlize is back standing over Natasha “You want to see film, well we got some. You won’t enjoy it.” Upton grabs Charlize and drags her to her corner “What in the world is wrong with you. Over 400 fights and I have not seen you do something like this, I’m taking you to the dressing room now, you are not going to gloat” Neve escorts Charlize to the dressing room. Meantime Upton goes to Henstridge corner where they are bringing her around. She reaches into the bucket and gets the bottles of champagne, telling her corner, “You’re not going to need these and thanks for bringing them.
AFTER
Charlize and Kate are in the press room. They each have a flute of champagne. Kate “I don’t think that Natasha will be joining us. She’s not feeling too well
Blonde Magazine: Charlize what’s with that verbal rampage while standing over her?
Charlize: “She intentionally embarrassed me in that film. It wasn’t showing that she knocked me out. A lot of people have seen me knocked out over the last twenty three years. It was that walk of shame with her pouring champagne over me and getting my bra transparent. That was uncalled for and she paid the price. She won’t come calling again. It’s the fourth time I have knocked her out, three times in less than five rounds.
Boxing World: There’s rumors floating that you and Kate are going to mix it up again
Kate:” I’ll answer that. Yes we will fight in a couple months or so. It’s not my idea.I don’t want the fight. I don’t do easy fights. The blonde terror next to me wants it and she is old enough be my mother. She’s long past her prime and she knows it. but she insists. I would look bad if I refused. I promise I will try and not beat her as badly I did last time, but she is still good enough to be a dangerous opponent”
Tess: “This is the important question, When are you going to let me meet your husband? I have already promised I won’t steal him?”
Kate: “In due time, in due time”
Results: Lookout: Story. Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape
Natasha Henstridge
Age 48
Height 5”10”
23-26-1
2 Unified Welterweight Titles
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
314-127-12
1 Unified Featherweight title (Bantam) Unrecognized
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight titles
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Acknowledged as the Greatest of All Time (GOAT)
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
BEFORE
Henstridge is already in the ring. She’s wearing a very brief orange bikini. She has a microphone in hand “For those of you who have been living in the dark ages, I’m Natasha Henstridge. Twenty years ago, I was in my fifth fight. It was against Theron for the welter title. I destroyed her. I beat her to a pulp and took the title. She was nothing bit a pile of ugly rubble after I was finished with her. Her face was uglier than when she entered the ring if that is possible.You may doubt what I say, so I call your attention to the TV screens above the ring. The screens come alive and show Charlize sagging in the ropes, hands hanging by her side. She’s helpless, her face totally unrecognizable. Henstridge clocks her with another right and Charlize drops to her knees and then sprawls on her face. She’s out cold. The scene changes. Natasha is standing over Charlize, her foot on the “great ones” back, with a bottle of champagne in hand. She’s swigging some and pouring some over Charlize’s body. In her other hand, she is holding a cigar, which she is smoking between gulps of champagne. The scene changes and Henstridge is taking the barely conscious Charlize on a walk of shame pouring more champagne over her turning her bra almost transparent. Natasha then says “That’s what you are going to see tonight. A repeat with the tramp beaten into oblivion”
Charlize, as usual, has been watching the TV from her dressing room, sitting on a massage table with her black robe already over her shoulders. She’s not happy . She looks at Neve and asks her to have the sound people play her music, an indication of how peeved she is. Henstridge is startled by the music starting blasting out. It’s the Dropkick Murphys “Blood” It announces the Greatest of all Time is on her way to the ring. The words ring out “If you want blood I will give you some. Blood, Blood” Charlize climbs into the ring and doffs her robe. She is wearing her usual red bikini, gloves and boots.. The referee calls the two to the center of the ring for the usual instructions. Charlize doesn’t move. She tells the referee they know the instructions, get this show on the road. Natasha smiles. She thinks she has got the fight won. Theron is rattled.
Kate Upton who is in Charlize’s corner as usual, has noticed a bucket of ice and bottles of champaign plus a box of cigars on the apron at Natasha’s corner. She fears a repeat of the June 2003 bout
Round 1. Natasha knows how the great blonde opens her fights so she beats her to the punch. As Charlize moves in a right to her face punches her head back. Natasha lands another and then digs a left into Charlizes stomach. Charlizes moves away before her opponent can follow up. Theron then moves back in. Natasha has been waiting and lands another right jab to the face. A Charlize right sails by Natasha’s head. Henstridge then lands a right hook to the jaw and follows with a left cross. Both land knocking the blonde back a couple steps.. Henstridge follows with a left hook to the tummy. but takes a right cross to the head in return. The two move away. Charlize makes the next move, closing with a overhand right to the brunettes face and then a left to the midsection. Henstridge moves back and as Charlize closes again, she catches her with an uppercut to the jaw and a left cross to the side of the head that buckles Charlize’s legs. Natasha thinks she has Charlize hurt and vulnerable. She moves in to start finishing the blonde, when another Theron overhand right slams into her face. She’s driven back a couple steps and as Charlize moves to follow up, a Natasha right uppercut sends her wobbly back to the ropes. At Natasha moves in for another finishing attack the bell ends the round. Natasha’s corner is satisfied with her performance, while Upton tells Charlize she was fine until the last 45 seconds. She got careless, something she can’t afford to do
Round 2. At the bell. Charlize is quickly out of her corner meeting Henstridge not far from her corner. She peppers her face with quick left and right job. Henstridge starts swing. She’s going to a knockout. Charlize is easily avoiding the swings but suddenly finds her back against the ropes. Those wild swings have driven the great blonde across the ring. Now Henstridge has her where she want’s her. Charlize trys to slide to her right, but a right cross stops her. She slides to her left only to be stopped by a left. She’s vulnerable with little punching room. She does the only thing she can think of. She doubles over and charges, her shoulder driving into Henstridge’s midsection driving her back and allowing Charlize to get off the ropes and back into the center of the ring where she can use those famous legs. She’s moving in and out jabbing away at Henstridge’s face which is turning a beet red. Finally Henstridge gets under those jab and digs a right into Theron’s midsection and the an uppercut to the chin. Suddenly they are toe to toe, but Charlize is in so close that Natasha can’t get leverage. Charlize breaks it off quickly moving out of punching range and moves around looking for an opening as the bell rings. In Charlize’ corner Kate tells her “Not bad. Good job with those jabs. You took that round. Keep moving and jabbing. Remember. she is a big hitter”
Round 3. It’s a repeat of round 2. Charlize is quickly out of her cornet meeting Natasha near her corner. A right cross followed by a left pushed Natasha to the ropes, but before Charlize can take advantage, Natasha lands an overhand right to Theron’s face driving her back to the center of the ring. A Henstridge right cross goes astray and Charlize takes advantage with a left-right to Henstridge’s bra. Natasha winces with pain, but doesn’t back down She screams at Charlize “Is that what you want to do, She fakes a right cross and lowering her gloves, she slams a right-left into the blondes chest. It’s Charlize who is hurt now. She quickly backs off, but Natasha is quick to follow. She has Charlize on the ropes and rocks her with a three punch combination. Charlize somehow comes up with a right uppercut that buckles Natasha’s knees. Charlize follows up driving Natasha into the center of the ring. She lands an uppercut to Henstridge’s chin
but Natasha comes back with an overhand left to the blondes face. They are toe to toe again punching away at each other. Charlize is getting the better of it as the round ends. In Theron’s corner, Kate the Great, tell her she did OK. She took the round and was ahead on the cards. In Natasha’s corner, they are telling her to stop playing around. She can end this fight with one good punch. Go out there and do it”
Round 4. As the bell rings, Charlize moves a little way out of her corner. She doesn’t want to engage in a slugging match right now. Take a couple more rounds and then put the hammer down. Natasha wants the opposite. She wants Theron in a slam-bang brawl As Charlize moves, she realizes she is getting herself into a corner.She moves in and lands a pair of crosses to Natasha’s head. Henstridge take the punches and then rips an uppercut to Charlizes chin.The blondes, legs buckle as she trys to keep her balance. Henstridge smiles as she presses Charlize with left and right crosses until she has her opponent against the ropes. An overhand right lands in Charlizes face and a left digs into her tummy. Henstridge keeps up the attack, Right to the face. Left to the stomach. She has Charlize in big trouble as the blonde’s eyes start to glaze over. Henstridge can smell victory. She’s ready to end it but the bell rings. Henstridge’s corner is jubilant. In Theron’s corner, while the Nascar corner team as usual, works their miracle, Upton is reading Theron the riot act. Natasha took the round and is probably ahead on the cards. She gave Charles a real beating, but is probably over-confident now. Watch for her to make a mistake and then go after her. You still got the power. Use it. You’re a great actress, make her think you are finished, You can do it'
Round 5. At the bell, Charlize moves out slowly, stumbles slightly. She’s looks like she is. having trouble keeping her feet. Henstridge’s corner yells “Now” Henstridge moves quickly and cuts loose with one of her power rights. It sails over the blonde’s head and Chalize whips a right into Natasha’s solar plexus. As Natasha starts to double over, a right uppercut straightens her up. A left cross send her to the ropes. It’s Natasha’s eyes that are now glazing over. Charlize has her on the ropes and drills over hand punches into her face. She has Henstridge is ready for the final blow, but Charlize drops her attack to her chest. Charlize is using Natasha’s chest for punching bags. Upton is screaming at the great blonde to stop it and use that big right to knock her out, but Charlize is in a punishing mode. She continues to punch away at her opponents face. There is nothing coming back. Henstridge looks helpless her gloves at her waist. A couple more rights to the face and Henstridge’s gloves are hanging down her side. Charlize sees the referee moving in, That right drops to her hip and up it comes driving Henstridge’s head over the top rope. Charlize doesn’t move. She just watches Henstridge pitch forward to the canvas. She stands over her, yelling “get up I’m not finished with you.” The referee pushes her away to a corner as the counts Henstridge out. Charlize is back standing over Natasha “You want to see film, well we got some. You won’t enjoy it.” Upton grabs Charlize and drags her to her corner “What in the world is wrong with you. Over 400 fights and I have not seen you do something like this, I’m taking you to the dressing room now, you are not going to gloat” Neve escorts Charlize to the dressing room. Meantime Upton goes to Henstridge corner where they are bringing her around. She reaches into the bucket and gets the bottles of champagne, telling her corner, “You’re not going to need these and thanks for bringing them.
AFTER
Charlize and Kate are in the press room. They each have a flute of champagne. Kate “I don’t think that Natasha will be joining us. She’s not feeling too well
Blonde Magazine: Charlize what’s with that verbal rampage while standing over her?
Charlize: “She intentionally embarrassed me in that film. It wasn’t showing that she knocked me out. A lot of people have seen me knocked out over the last twenty three years. It was that walk of shame with her pouring champagne over me and getting my bra transparent. That was uncalled for and she paid the price. She won’t come calling again. It’s the fourth time I have knocked her out, three times in less than five rounds.
Boxing World: There’s rumors floating that you and Kate are going to mix it up again
Kate:” I’ll answer that. Yes we will fight in a couple months or so. It’s not my idea.I don’t want the fight. I don’t do easy fights. The blonde terror next to me wants it and she is old enough be my mother. She’s long past her prime and she knows it. but she insists. I would look bad if I refused. I promise I will try and not beat her as badly I did last time, but she is still good enough to be a dangerous opponent”
Tess: “This is the important question, When are you going to let me meet your husband? I have already promised I won’t steal him?”
Kate: “In due time, in due time”
