Before the Bell: Amy on Elisha; Natalie on LMW (Ep. 09)

(Audience Cheers as Natalie Dormer appears from the blue curtains, her blonde hair free flowing and sweeping to the right as she wore a black top and pants that shaped her body; a black and white half sleeve jacket as she looked stunning appearing before the audience - the gorgeous blonde beauty took her mark on the stage)

Natalie Dormer: Thank you, thank you. Welcome to Late Night Before the Bell! We are back after our hiatus and we’re here to ensure that the Queens are heard loud and clear as we step up to take on Lookout! Boxing and showing them whose house it is as Saraya has made a classically statement in the FCBA. Tonight we have Amy Acker, Zooey Deschanel, Madelaine Petsch, and Chrissy Costanza here. Ordinarily with that many people, we’d just get started but first I wanted to take a moment to talk about the League of Mighty Women and in particular Anya Taylor-Joy.

About LMW, I think I should predominately the Locker Room leader with my winning record, experience, but somehow I’ve ended up as an afterthought - the least used fighter on LMW’s roster. LMW management has drawn their attention to Anya who has done nothing but stagnated yet they still pursue her and my coaches are subpar.

I’ve been enjoying my time hosting Late Night Before the Bell for the Queens and have learned a lot about the stable - the Queens push boundaries and aren’t afraid to step up to a challenge. Whether it’s here in the media or it’s Natasha Calis sending a message in the ring - seriously, she’s really mean when it comes to the post match, the Queens represent the future of the FCBA and I think they may represent my future if League of Mighty Women doesn’t change course.

With that said, let’s get to our guests tonight!

Natalie Dormer: Amy, Zooey, Madelaine, and Chrissy - welcome to Late Night Before the Bell! We’re happy to have you all here tonight.

Amy Acker, Zooey Deschanel, Madelaine Petsch, Chrissy Costanza: Thank you!

Amy Acker: So was that your application for joining the Queens full time?

Natalie Dormer: Take it as you will.

Amy Acker: Well, I’ll be happy to have you. In either case, shall we?

Natalie Dormer: Of course. Chrissy - you were at the signing of the contract for March to War and had not been announced as part of the Queen’s roster. Are you a part of the Queens or did MBB drag you into a fight?

Chrissy Costanza: Well, we weren’t going to announce it until after March to War but a few leaks resulted in my inclusion on promotional images so it was only natural that I found myself at the signing given I didn’t have history with any of the fighters. Besides, unlike other flyweights, I actually have visible muscles so like many of the Queens, I can hit way above my weight class which I’m sure Millie found out.

Natalie Dormer: Will there be an official announcement?

Zooey Deschanel: Of course.

Natalie Dormer: That’s good to hear. Madelaine, you were at the signing too and Brie Larson as well as yourself got into a bearhug match. Now I’m not sure which one of you can squeeze tighter but the audience that was present said both of you were going for the knockout.

Madelaine Petsch: Let’s say that when Brie is on the canvas after our fight, I am looking forward to trying out a few squeezes that will put her to sleep for quite a while that I learned from Saraya.

Natalie Dormer: I think I speak for the audience when I say we all look forward to that. Amy, Elisha attacked you at the signing. Any chance of retaliation?

Amy Acker: Elisha may have started things but I will finish it.

Natalie Dormer: It sounds like you’re ready to get in the ring with her.

Amy Acker: She just better watch her back.

Natalie Dormer: March to War had to be rescheduled at SoFi Stadium due to health concerns. Any new date?

Amy Acker: If Lookout! Boxing accepts, April 10th.

Zooey Deschanel: They’re cowards. Especially Michelle. They know we’re going to be the queens of the house after this and I will be shocked if they accept any date now that they have a way out of facing us at SoFi.

Natalie Dormer: Okay! Tonight is going to be a short episode and we’ll be back with a lot more after the stable war! We also want to congratulate Lily Collins and Emma Watson for joining Tractorpull’s Hall of Fame. For now, however, have a goodnight!