Ashley Benson vs Hannah Palmer (JMD)

Jugs of Mass Destruction
Ashley Benson vs Hannah Palmer
(Pretty Little Punchers, Inc. vs Lioness Club)
(25-39, 25 KO vs 5-3, 5 KO)
JMD Value: 32C (Natural) vs 34E (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: One might argue Ashley Benson has reached a career crossroad but many pundits believe she could easily settle for a jug muggin' schedule to boost her status as she approaches the mid 30s. That's anything but a problem for Hannah Palmer who enjoyed a solid rookie season and wants to resume playing at the big girls' table in 2023 again: "Ashley is one of those names that always look good on your resume. No questions asked! She is a tough cookie who can do it all but I can do it better!" (giggles) "And look at us, we even fooled Tess Valmore into thinking this isn't a JMD fight. Of course this IS a JMD fight! We provide the perfect fan service so let's get it on!" (winks).

Ashley Benson wears a pink bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. Hannah Palmer wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Ashley jumps into a true slugging start and pancakes the model's superior-sized rack before dropping a quick chin-checker just to let Hannah know it's serious business on demand. Both women engage in a furious back & forth tussle just trying to pound away as much jug meat as possible before Ashley once again goes off script to crack a left hook on the jaw. Hannah needs to adjust to these one-offs as they are perfectly legal in the heat of the battle but Benson remains on top of the slugging game come the final minute when she mauls the younger blonde from the inside and lifts her boobs to raise significant noise amond the audience. She drives Palmer back to the ropes but runs out of time to put the elite squeeze on and belts her in the groin in frustration at the bell. Hannah tries to swing back at the actress only for the referee to step in and tell her to forget about it or else she gets penalised for retribution. Oh, really?

Round 2:
Hannah finds her groove to thump Ashley's rack from the inside but it's a dirty tussle here in the phone booth where both women struggle to fully stretch their elbows but keep digging for more punishment until Hannah drills a nasty harpoon on the liver area to push Benson off her zone. A looping cross tags the actress on the nose and sets off a slugging pounce that allows Palmer to bash the older blonde back to the post where she cranks up the heat to almost spill Ashley's tits into the open! Ugh! That pink top barely stays in tact however it's owner scowls in discomfort while the glamour model bashes her in true supreme form for remainder of the round. Vintage jug muggin' at it's best leaves Benson slumped in yelping disarray at the bell and now it's Hannah who lets one fly after the bell and this time she gets an official warning!

Round 3:
Benson almost lands a muay thai knee in the early clinch before working Palmer to the rack again. Hectic back & forth exchange continues so the crowd gets the prize of admission alright; Ashley racks up the uppercut heat by the numbers and holds off the glamour model in close range before booming a right hook on the jaw for additional value. That shot wobbles Hannah onto her heels and she's unable to avoid getting pounded back to the ropes in due course; Ashley finds her slugging groove again and powers ahead with more quick hooks that punish the younger blonde's cups until she folds behind a desperate earmuff to close out Benson's superior run. Oh yes, this is where Ashley can defintely find a new home and she splits the model's guard late in the going anyway to lift those E-sized bumpers against the slumped chin raising even more noise around the arena. "Bytch, I got you beat now!", she yells at the ailing Palmer after the bell so it's all heading for a grand stand showdown really soon...

Round 4:
Ashley is ready to slam dunk Hannah out of the building but she meets a stubborn uppercut response early in the fourth and all hell breaks loose again when the glamour model drills through the solar plexus and wobbles the older blonde onto her heels. Benson refuses to back off and tries to swing from this position but she only grazes the model's boobs and falls into a vicious uppercut rally that sends her reeling onto the ropes where Palmer simply TAKES OFF in ultra swarming fashion and catches both the rack and the chin while Ashley tries to figure out what the heck is going on... she misses on the counter-punching swing alltogether and slumps into loud spasms shortly past the one -minute mark as the Arizona model POURS IT ON and simply punches all the crap and then some out of Ashley's boobs... DOWN GOES THE OLDER BLONDE sliding onto her backside with eyes closed and she's got nothing left to give after a furious rally from your winner - Hannah Palmer - in KO4 fashion!!!

AFTER: Ashley looked more than competitive for a while here but she got run over by a monster elite push that indicates Hannah Palmer is a serious Top 15 contender for the Carnation ELO index. JMD is always open for more talent and both Hannah and Amanda Trivizas might be the new Terror Twins in the genre! However Hannah is more focused on claiming another battle trophy off Ashley Benson for the time being as she removes her bikini top and forces her underneath the standard breast smother while pulling her right left up against canvas. Ashley cries out in pain before disappearing underneath the smother outright and she's rendered unconscious quicker than you can spell Autumn Reeser's name. Ugh! Another tough night for the Pretty Little Punchers whose overall status might be heading into a steady decline. However BLONDE! Magazine crew wants to see Benson back for more JMD action in the foreseeable future? And what's on Hannah's mind? Rumour has it the new girl Lyna Perez is being lined up for the March Madness PPV already!

Official Result: Hannah Palmer def. Ashley Benson KO4.