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Tale of the Tape
Natalie Bassingthwaight
Age 47
Height 5’6”
6-8-0
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
314-127-12
1 Universal Featherweight (Bantam) Title (Unrecognized)
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Acknowledged as the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
Before: Natalie Bassingthwaite has the mic. “I have bee following Miss Theron’s escapades against BBU fighters. She has taken a lot of criticism for easy bouts. Well of course, everyone thinks this is another one of her
attempts to build on her record before retiring. Well not this time. It wasn’t that she picked me for an easy fight, I picked her. We are the same age. but she is quite a bit bigger. I haven’t been able to get fights recently. I thought I should go ahead and announce my retirement, but I thought I could go out on a huge win. What do I have to lose? At first, Charlize turned me down, but I persisted and finally she gave in. Tonight, you just may see the biggest upset in FCBA/BBU history.”
As usual, Charlize was watching on television from her dressing room.
Charlize, “Let’s go ahead and take care of Natalie and go home.” Kate Upton “Don’t be too confident. It will get you and deep trouble and you don’t want her standing over you as she referee counts you out.” Charlize “I guess you are right about that, even though her record isn’t all that great.” Kate: “Look when you see her, don’t see Natalie, see Kendall Jenner.” “Maybe that will help your overconfidence”
The Fight. Natalie has been standing in her corner for several minutes as Charlize comes down the aisle with the black robe draped over her shoulders, hood over her head. She drops the robe revealing the usual red bikini, red gloves and boots. Natalie is in an orange bikini with black glove and boots. The meet in the center of the ring for the usual instructions and touch gloves. As Charlize turns towards her corner, Natalie says “I hope I don’t hurt you too badly” Charlize almost to her corner turns and looks at Natalie and starts towards her, but Kate grabs Charlize and pulls her into her corner saying “settle down. She won the introduction and has you rattled. Settle down or you will lose this fight”
Round 1. At the bell, both are quickly out of their corners meeting in the center of the ring. Charlize lands the first punch, her usual right. Jab and then two more backing Natalie towards the ropes, but Natalie closes and lands a pair of hooks to the blonde’s midsection backing Charlize off. They are back in the center of the ring when Theron lands a right cross and then a left sending Natalie back to the ropes. Theron quickly closes ands starts peppering her opponent with left and right jabs. As Natalie gets her guard up, Theron goes to the body pounding away at the midsection. Natalie can’t get off the ropes as Theron uses her as a speed bag. She bleeding slightly from the nose as Charlize goes back to the body. It’s obvious Theron is not out for a knockout, she’s out to punish. Some of the crowd in booing and the referee is watching carefully as the round ends. Back in her corner, Upton is all over Charlize. “You should have finished this, but instead you had to fool around and punish. I have never seen you do that before. Now get serious. In Natalie’s corner, they are repairing the damage and have her up and standing at the bell
Round 2. Once again the two meet in the center or the ring. Charlize is getting serious and cuts away with a right cross that sails inches away from Natalie’s chin. She steps in and her right sinks into Theron’s solar plexus.
Charlize starts to double over, but a left uppercut straightens her up and a right cross send her into the ropes. Charlize is hurt. Natalie is not letting her off the hook. She pounds punches into Therons midsection as her guard is up around her head. Natalie is punching the breath from
Charlize. The crowd is all Natalie. As Charlize guard starts to slide down, Natalie goes back to the head with left and right crosses. Charlize’s guard is almost non-existent as she just takes and takes. The referee is now watching, but the bell rings ending a three minute bad beating Natalie delivered. In Theron’s corner, the famous Nascar corner team does their miracle work while Upton is in a rage. “I told you to take this seriously. If you were fighting Lily James or DiDonato they would have already carried you out. The way you are tonight, You won’t last 30 seconds the next time we fight if you are still able”
Round 3. Charlize is standing but so battered, she would scare small children. Bassingthwaight’s corner has warned her about over-confidence, so she is careful as Charlize meets her in the center of the ring. Charlize is moving, changing directions to gain another minute or so from further punishment. Natalie sees her opponent breathing heavily and decides to go back to the stomach. As she throws the punch, a Theron overhand right smashes into her face. Natalie stops in shock and another Theron right lands in her face. As Natalie staggers back, Theron’s gloves find her bra. Natalie drops her guard to stop the bra assault and that right hand comes off the GOAT’s hip and lands solidly on her chin. Theron just turns away and heads to her corner telling the referee “count her out” Natalie doesn’t move as the count passes ten. Charlize turns to Kate and says,”OK now, about our next fight?”
AFTER. Natalie is at the press table “I wanted this fight. I made it where Charlize couldn’t refuse when the word got out she wanted to refuse me. Well, It just didn’t work out. That girl can really hit, but I didn’t make it easy for her. I can’t tell you how much fun the second round was.” Charlize walks in. “I heard what you just said. That second round may have been fun for you. but it definitely wasn’t for me. Not only did you beat me up. but I had to listen the Upton in my corner. She may have been right, but I wasn’t happy. When I set down on my stool. Scerbo told me I looked like something out of a “Scream” movie. That did it. It set me off.
Natalie Bassingthwaight
Age 47
Height 5’6”
6-8-0
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
314-127-12
1 Universal Featherweight (Bantam) Title (Unrecognized)
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Original Member of the Hall Of Fame
Mistress of The Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Acknowledged as the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
Before: Natalie Bassingthwaite has the mic. “I have bee following Miss Theron’s escapades against BBU fighters. She has taken a lot of criticism for easy bouts. Well of course, everyone thinks this is another one of her
attempts to build on her record before retiring. Well not this time. It wasn’t that she picked me for an easy fight, I picked her. We are the same age. but she is quite a bit bigger. I haven’t been able to get fights recently. I thought I should go ahead and announce my retirement, but I thought I could go out on a huge win. What do I have to lose? At first, Charlize turned me down, but I persisted and finally she gave in. Tonight, you just may see the biggest upset in FCBA/BBU history.”
As usual, Charlize was watching on television from her dressing room.
Charlize, “Let’s go ahead and take care of Natalie and go home.” Kate Upton “Don’t be too confident. It will get you and deep trouble and you don’t want her standing over you as she referee counts you out.” Charlize “I guess you are right about that, even though her record isn’t all that great.” Kate: “Look when you see her, don’t see Natalie, see Kendall Jenner.” “Maybe that will help your overconfidence”
The Fight. Natalie has been standing in her corner for several minutes as Charlize comes down the aisle with the black robe draped over her shoulders, hood over her head. She drops the robe revealing the usual red bikini, red gloves and boots. Natalie is in an orange bikini with black glove and boots. The meet in the center of the ring for the usual instructions and touch gloves. As Charlize turns towards her corner, Natalie says “I hope I don’t hurt you too badly” Charlize almost to her corner turns and looks at Natalie and starts towards her, but Kate grabs Charlize and pulls her into her corner saying “settle down. She won the introduction and has you rattled. Settle down or you will lose this fight”
Round 1. At the bell, both are quickly out of their corners meeting in the center of the ring. Charlize lands the first punch, her usual right. Jab and then two more backing Natalie towards the ropes, but Natalie closes and lands a pair of hooks to the blonde’s midsection backing Charlize off. They are back in the center of the ring when Theron lands a right cross and then a left sending Natalie back to the ropes. Theron quickly closes ands starts peppering her opponent with left and right jabs. As Natalie gets her guard up, Theron goes to the body pounding away at the midsection. Natalie can’t get off the ropes as Theron uses her as a speed bag. She bleeding slightly from the nose as Charlize goes back to the body. It’s obvious Theron is not out for a knockout, she’s out to punish. Some of the crowd in booing and the referee is watching carefully as the round ends. Back in her corner, Upton is all over Charlize. “You should have finished this, but instead you had to fool around and punish. I have never seen you do that before. Now get serious. In Natalie’s corner, they are repairing the damage and have her up and standing at the bell
Round 2. Once again the two meet in the center or the ring. Charlize is getting serious and cuts away with a right cross that sails inches away from Natalie’s chin. She steps in and her right sinks into Theron’s solar plexus.
Charlize starts to double over, but a left uppercut straightens her up and a right cross send her into the ropes. Charlize is hurt. Natalie is not letting her off the hook. She pounds punches into Therons midsection as her guard is up around her head. Natalie is punching the breath from
Charlize. The crowd is all Natalie. As Charlize guard starts to slide down, Natalie goes back to the head with left and right crosses. Charlize’s guard is almost non-existent as she just takes and takes. The referee is now watching, but the bell rings ending a three minute bad beating Natalie delivered. In Theron’s corner, the famous Nascar corner team does their miracle work while Upton is in a rage. “I told you to take this seriously. If you were fighting Lily James or DiDonato they would have already carried you out. The way you are tonight, You won’t last 30 seconds the next time we fight if you are still able”
Round 3. Charlize is standing but so battered, she would scare small children. Bassingthwaight’s corner has warned her about over-confidence, so she is careful as Charlize meets her in the center of the ring. Charlize is moving, changing directions to gain another minute or so from further punishment. Natalie sees her opponent breathing heavily and decides to go back to the stomach. As she throws the punch, a Theron overhand right smashes into her face. Natalie stops in shock and another Theron right lands in her face. As Natalie staggers back, Theron’s gloves find her bra. Natalie drops her guard to stop the bra assault and that right hand comes off the GOAT’s hip and lands solidly on her chin. Theron just turns away and heads to her corner telling the referee “count her out” Natalie doesn’t move as the count passes ten. Charlize turns to Kate and says,”OK now, about our next fight?”
AFTER. Natalie is at the press table “I wanted this fight. I made it where Charlize couldn’t refuse when the word got out she wanted to refuse me. Well, It just didn’t work out. That girl can really hit, but I didn’t make it easy for her. I can’t tell you how much fun the second round was.” Charlize walks in. “I heard what you just said. That second round may have been fun for you. but it definitely wasn’t for me. Not only did you beat me up. but I had to listen the Upton in my corner. She may have been right, but I wasn’t happy. When I set down on my stool. Scerbo told me I looked like something out of a “Scream” movie. That did it. It set me off.
