Before the Bell: Zooey Deschanel on the Two Front War

(Audiences Cheers as Natalie Dormer appears from the blue curtains, her blonde hair pulled back tightly but still loose in the back as she wore a shapely all black outfit while she waved to the audience)

Natalie Dormer: Thank you! Thank you! Good evening everyone and welcome to Late Night Before the Bell. I’m your special guest host for tonight, Natalie Dormer and we have an unprecedented show for you tonight. The Queens are facing a two front war between the Celebrity Wrestling Federation and Lookout! Boxing so for official word on that, we have Zooey Deschanel here with us to talk about both Stable Wars. May I say, I am personally excited to see what the response will be and if the Queens will push the boundaries further. For now, let’s bring out the woman of the hour, ladies and gentlemen: Zooey Deschanel!

Zooey Deschanel wearing an all black dress ensemble with black stockings and high-heel boots. The lovely outfit accentuated her features, especially her blue eyes and matched her dark hair. The women looked absolutely stunning as she made her way to sit down for the interview amongst the audience’s cheers and jubilation.

Zooey Deschanel: It’s always nice to see you, Natalie!

Natalie Dormer: It’s a pleasure to have you on the first show I ever hosted! So let’s get down to this.

(Natalie Dormer holds up a photo depicting Saraya holding Emily VanCamp in a modified scorpion cross lock with Deschanel’s fist making direct impact with VanCamp’s face)

Natalie Dormer: There calling this the photo seen across the FCBA Boxing World. What do you have to say about this as many are saying you crossed the line?

Zooey Deschanel: Emily shouldn’t have been dumb enough to step onto our property. The only thing I regret is not rearranging her face with my bare fist.

(Shock in the Audience)

Natalie Dormer: So you were holding back?

Zooey Deschanel: Of course I was. Emily made a fool of herself and I felt the tiny bit of mercy. But I saw the words Michelle Trachtenberg put out in the media today and if there are things I could do over again - that would be one of them as she clearly didn’t get the message if she dares talk back to us like that.

Natalie Dormer: What about her direct threat against you?

Zooey Deschanel: I’m not concerned. I’ll do to her what I did to Emily and then some. She won’t be making any TV appearances for awhile after I’m done with her if she dares to even breathe the same air as me. She said she’d leave me ruined? I’ll leave her utterly destroyed.

Natalie Dormer: Perhaps now is the best time to ask the most important question of all tonight. Michelle officially challenged the Queens to a Stable War on behalf of Lookout! Boxing. Do you accept?

Zooey Deschanel: The Queens don’t back down from a fight. We not only accept, but VanCamp was the one and only warning shot they get - now they will be crushed into a pulp in the ring. In front of everyone. But we’ll dictate one term. I want them to lose on our home turf. They face us in Los Angeles. They face us at SoFi Stadium. The delight of seeing them fall will be much more enjoyable in front of a crowd of nearly 70,000 people. Choosing to face us in front of 70,000 people - they f*cked up.

Natalie Dormer: Lookout! Boxing seems to be betting on CWF in the ‘From the Queens, With Love’ Stable War and then finish the Queens off. What do you make of that?

Zooey Deschanel: Michelle is delusional. Janet is muscle at the core, Natasha is brutal strength, Kelli is a taut toned gymnast, Saraya is a professional wrestler, Tiera is essentially Natasha but blonde and with a lot more force and brutality, Krysten is agile muscle with punching power far beyond her looks, and Elyse is the tallest of them all and basically Krysten except ten times more cruel. Maybe the CWF wins one or two matches in the Stable War but by no means are they going to come close to us is my prediction.

Natalie Dormer: There’s also the ’No Mercy’ fight.

Zooey Deschanel: I think the audience is going to feel the pain of every hit Skovbye lands on Justice.

Natalie Dormer: CWF management and you have had friction. Do you still wish them luck?

Zooey Deschanel: Of course; we want to see the best from them!

Natalie Dormer: Alright, I’m going to leave this to you. You’ve accepted the challenge from Lookout! Boxing. The floor is yours.

Zooey Deschanel: Michelle - you really f*cked up. Did you think you could spar with the Queens and not face consequences. Did you think Emily could come on to our property and not face her own demise? The choices you have made have led to this; to your utter defeat. We accept Lookout! Boxing’s challenge to a Stable War. We will face a two front war and we will come out the better for it. The Queens will leave you in shambles. You may think you can apologize now but the time for apologies is over - there is no backing down.

There are two f*cking words I can use to describe you: ‘washed up.’ If you want to take on a household name like me, threaten a household name like me, or even breathe the same air as a household name like me, you should learn your place that your career in television is over and now your career in boxing will be over. You can try to lay a hand on me but I promise you that you will end up like Emily VanCamp.

You made a mistake: you challenged the Queens to a Stable War. Now we will exact the price of that mistake from you. When your fighters are on the canvas beaten, remember these statements.

Natalie Dormer: Incredible words from the always lovely Zooey Deschanel. That is it for tonight’s episode of Late Night Before the Bell! We’ll see you again after our brief hiatus. Thanks for watching and have a goodnight!