CBAD: Stana Katic vs. Jasmine Tookes

Tale of the Tape:

Stana Katic (18-5-0, 18 KO)
5'9, 44 years old

vs.

Jasmine Tookes (0-2-0, 0 KO)
5'9, 32 years old

(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her 24th appearance in the ring, fighting under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hamilton, Ontario native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, STANAAAAA KAAAAAATIC!!”

Outfits:
Katic's lithe, statuesque frame glistened under the heat of the overhead spotlights as she slid out of her satin robe and revealed every delicate curve of her bronzed skin. Each athletic twist and shimmy of her taut upper half caused her modest bosom to swell, her teardropping B-cups mushrooming out the top and bottom of the thin-banded tube top belted around her sternum. Katic craned her long stems and dipped into a lewd crouching split, playfully shimmying her hips at the base of her crouch. Her pale-pink string thong was devoured by jiggling folds of flesh, finally rising and rearranging the twined, biting string bottoms by hiking them high up her hips. Ending her corner show, the brunette arched her delicate rib cage and pressed to her tippy toes against the ropes, lifting to tie back her tightly-braided pigtails before pumping her gloved fists together.

Tookes’ lean, graceful frame was tightly clad in a forest green, string thong and matching micro push-up bra. Her silky, caramel skin was adorned in hanging, gold body jewelry; the chains carefully strung around her hips, chest and belly to match the golden accents of her bra. The towering Victoria’s Secret model was every bit as athletic and lanky as Katic; and although she lacked the same experience, she was more than a decade her junior. Looking to make a splash and perhaps jump onto a Stable’s radar, Tookes looked primed to give Katic her best offering with how well she’d stayed in shape.

Round 1:
Perhaps a little too eager to test the youngster’s chin after an extended hiatus, Katic dove head-first into trouble just seconds after the bell; twirling through an ambitious volley only to be skewered through the navel in return. Tookes confidently strode forward and impaled Katic’s slender abdomen with another pair of gut-wrenching hooks, rolls forming on her taut belly as she wheezed and crunched awkwardly sideways. With the Canadian stuck in the mud, Jasmine twisted through a devastating, streaking comet uppercut square into the center of Stana’s sternum; lawn-chairing the staggered brunette as Tookes’ fist pumped against her heart. Katic’s mouth fell agape as she was lifted to her toes, throatily mewling as she breathlessly dribbled a stream of drool down the Victoria’s Secret model’s forearm and spilled forward into Jasmine’s lap.

Stana managed to clumsily eject herself from Jasmine’s groping clinch by shoving off her hips, parting with a meaty left hook of her own before catching a stray overhand to the jaw that flickered her wiring. Katic’s upper half sloshed wildly sideways as she spilled into a graceless backpedal, her arms listlessly twirling around her abdomen before Tookes poured another fist down her throat. Katic’s hazel bulbs split wide open as she careened and slumped against the steel corner post, completely taken aback by the untested model’s precision. Escaping with the saving sound of the bell, Katic collapsed into her corner where her bewildered trainers tried to start from scratch in scouting the troublemaker opposite them. Tookes takes the first, 10-8.

Round 2/3:
It took the disheveled Canadian the majority of the second round to trudge her way back to level in any worthwhile exchange, as Tookes’ fearless, thundering strikes kept Stana weary of getting too close in her vulnerable mental and physical state. After essentially forfeiting the second round with little in the way of offense, Katic started to do what she’d done her whole career and claw her way back into the fight. Never one to fear a gritty struggle of wills, Katic slowed the fight to grinding halt; measuring exactly how willing Tookes was to get her nails dirty.

Jasmine couldn’t help but vent her frustrations as Katic repeatedly dragged her into a clinch and poured leather into her slender waistline; bullying the prissy model into the ropes where she could further break down her abdomen and stop her breathing. Jasmine lost her legs shortly thereafter, unable to wiggle free for the same unfettered incursions she’d surprised the brunette with in the first. With her corner becoming excessively boisterous to further encourage her valiant climb back to even, Katic closed the third with a massive gust filling her sails. With Jasmine hitting turbulence for the first time and lacking the energy to evade, Katic walled her off in the corner and broke out of her own shell; erupting on the stationary brunette with a wicked flurry to both sides of her ribs. Tookes wailed and sunk lower with each subsequent strike, her mocha midsection swelling as Katic coiled through hooks up and down her sides. After losing the second 10-9, Katic took the third by the same score. She was still behind in the fight, but it seemed as though she’d turned something of a corner.

Round 4:
Now it was the youngster who couldn’t keep up with the Jaguar, with Tookes struggling more and more to match or counter Katic’s relentless motor. Unable or unwilling to play with the same pace as Katic to create openings for her own punches, Tookes took a distant backseat to Stana as the lithe brunette ran circles around her slowing counterpart. Tookes’ tummy took most of the punishment for her sluggishness, as Katic repeatedly bore through her defenses and stuffed gutting uppercuts and hooks into her slender, tenderized pelvis. Polishing each of their abbreviated exchanges with an attempted head-shot, Katic’s one shortcoming was her inability to find a knee-knocking blow to sway the judges. Her effort and intent was evident, but Tookes hung on for just a narrow loss. Stana takes another round, 10-9.

Round 5:
Tookes’ intensity and drive had been fading fast, and when the winded model took an extra ten seconds to push off her stool at the start of the fifth, Katic had all the invitation she needed to tighten her vice.

Jasmine exhaustedly shuffled forward and looped a futile right hand well short of Katic’s skittering frame, caught completely flat-footed as the Canadian slid forward and spiked a nasty left hook into her temple. Jasmine wailed and fell into the ropes, walling up behind her forearms as she bobbled and rocked against the springy fencing. Like a bear searching for honey, Katic methodically groped and pawed at Tookes’ midsection; swatting her limbs away just long enough to sneak a handful of disarming hooks and stiff jabs through to her abdomen. Tookes could only hold her desperate shell for so long before it began to crack, her forearms drooping as Katic craned sideways and twisted a stifling uppercut just below the delicate curve of her rib cage.

Jasmine pathetically blubbered as she fell into Katic’s embrace, her cheek smearing against Stana’s shoulder before the brunette arched backwards and ripped a merciless uppercut into Tookes’ heaving tummy. Jasmine’s bulbs stretched wide as she breathlessly wheezed, her thighs pinching shut before she spilled to her knees at Stana’s feet.

1… 2… 3… The exasperated model curled and twisted on all fours as she sucked wind, whimpering before curling into the fetal position and swaddling her belly.

4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10!! Displaying little interest in continuing, Jasmine unraveled and rolled to her backside well before the count hit ten, furiously panting her breathless submission as Stana towered over her hip.

"And your winner, by KO in Round 5, STANNNAAAAA KAAAATTIC!!!!”