Post by Lookout! Boxing on Jan 27, 2023 20:25:28 GMT -6
Alaina Huffman vs Charlize Theron
Results Lookout: Story Tractorpull
Tale Of The Tape
Alaina Huffman
Age 42
Height 5’9”
7-10-0
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
313-127-12
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 (Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Acknowledges as the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
Huffman is in the ring, microphone in hand. “A lot of people wonder why I am here. Well it’s the old story you have heard many times recently. I got an invitation to fight Charlize. Who wouldn’t want to fight her? A win is huge. I told a friend of mine who is in the business and he said “Don’t you wonder why? Look at your record. She has. You haven’t fought in three years. Your record is poor. Charlize was looking for easy fights at the end of the year. She thought Maffia would be easy. Well, Charlize won the fight, but she took a terrible beating in the second and was close to going when she landed the punch that ended the fight. She wants an easy fight and you are the sucker she picked and you fell for it” “I was outraged. I may not be a Hall Of Fame fighter, but I resent being “easy’ as she is going to find out. This could be the biggest upset in boxing history”
Charlize has been watching on the TV in her dressing room along with her crew.Kate Upton says “Well she has you figured out. You know she has nothing to lose. Just like a couple of your recent easy fights that turned out to be something else.”
Charlize gets off the table she has been sitting on “Lets go, I’m ready”
THE FIGHT
Huffman already in the ring is wearing a blue bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is long draped behind her shoulders. She is a little irritated as she watches her opponent, who made her wait, come down the aisle, a black robe over her shoulders with the hood over her head. The blonde climbs into the ring, drops the robe revealing the usual red bikini, gloves and boots with her hair in a ponytail. The two meet in the center of the ring for the usual instructions and tough gloves
Round 1. Charlize lands that opening right jab and then two more backing Alaina up. Another right jab is blocked and Huffman catches Theron with an right cross and then a left sending back into the center of the ring. A Theron right cross sails by Huffman’s chin and she catches her blonde opponent with a left uppercut that sends Charlize back towards the ropes. A right cross to the head and Charlize is now on the ropes, guard high protecting her head. Huffman seeing the body open rips a couple hooks into the midsection and then a hard right to the solar plexus pumping some breath from the blonde. Huffman sets up for a blockbuster uppercut when Theron comes off the ropes with a left cross, then a right and another left. The two are in the center of the ring. Another left cross from the blonde misses her opponents chin and instead the blonde is rocked with a right cross from Huffman. A left and another right has Charlize back on the ropes. Huffman goes to the body with one hook after another as Charlize is leaning against the ropes taking the punches as the round ends. Huffman’s corner is greatly encouraged. They are telling Alaina she won the round and to keep it up. In Theron’s corner, the are working on the hard breathing blonde as Upton wants to know what Charlize is doing giving up her body. It isn’t going to go well.
Round 2. Huffman is quickly out of her corner and in the center of the ring watching as Theron slowly move slightly to the side. She follows and seeing an opening cuts loose with a right cross that Theron avoids and moves in on Alaina with a left hook to the chin and then a right. Huffman’s guard in now protecting her face and Charlize moves down, pounding right and lefts into Huffman’s midsection. She has Huffman disorganized and punches away at the head and body driving Alaina back to the ropes and trys to keep her there while going into a finishing punch. It goes astray as somehow Huffman manages a hard uppercut the the blondes jaw that sends her back a couple steps in shock. Huffman follows up with a couple crosses. Charlize isn’t going anywhere. She catches Alaina with a right uppercut, she manages to turn Alaina around and torrid right cross sends Huffman back to the ropes. Huffman is hurt. Charlize wants to end it but the bell saves Huffman. As Huffman’s corner is working quickly on her, Upton is advising Charlize to go out and finish it. Don’t hold back. Let it all go
Round 3. It’s Charlize who is quickly out of her corner meeting Huffman close to her corner. Charlize lands a couple crosses to Huffman’s head, but Alaina lands an overhand right between the great blonde’s eyes sending her back to the center of the ring. She quickly follows up with a left and right hooks to the midsection and the another left hook to chin. Charlize desperately lands a hard right cross to Huffman’s head. but takes the same punch in return. Huffman then stuns Charlize with another overhand right between her eyes. Charlize is sagging in the ropes trying to go into a shell to avoid those punches, but a right uppercut to the chin straightens her up. Alaina’s corner is yelling for her to finish it. “Lay the bytch out” but Charlize doesn’t go that easily. She comes out of the shell with a hard right to the solar plexus and a left hook to the chin. Huffman is knocked back a few steps, but she catches the GOAT with a right cross and spins the blonde face first into the ropes. She is quickly on Theron punching away at her back. This time it’s Charlize who gets the advantage of the bell. Huffman corner is telling her she has the advantage now. Go for it. Upton is not happy with Charlize. Tells Theron to get organized. She knows what to do, so do it
Round 4. Once again, Huffman is quickly out of her corner.pounding her gloves together. She has visions of one of the greatest upsets in FCBA history. She is brought back to reality with a hard Theron jab to her face. She cuts loose with a hard right cross that Theron avoids and digs a couple hooks to Alaina’s midsection. Using those famous legs, Charlize maneuvers Alaina into a corner. Charlize goes to work peppering Huffman’s face with short hard jabs and an occasional right hook. As Huffman manages to get her guard up. Charlize moves down to the midsection, Huffman in the corner has little punching room. She has to get out of the corner. She simply lunges with her whole body pushing Charlize back. Theron quickly regains balance and catches her opponent with a left-right cross. Charlize misses with a round house right and a Huffman right uppercut staggers the blonde as the bell rings. In Theron’s corner, Upton tells Charlize she had Huffman ready to go and let her get away. She can’t let that happen again
Round 5. Charlize knows that Upton is right. She needs to end the fight and end it now. As the two meet, Charlize beats Huffman to the punch with a left cross. Huffman responds with a right and the two are toe to toe exchanging crosses as the crowd comes to their feet. Charlize starts to win the exchange and drives Huffman back to the ropes. Then a hard Theron right cross knocks Huffman’s mouthpiece out. The referee steps in pushes Charlize back, picks up the mouthpiece, rinses it off and puts it back into Huffman’s mouth. Charlize, breathing hard, is not happy and she goes back at Huffman with a vengeance. Then, there is that overhand right that smashes between Theron’s eyes again sending her staggering back to the ropes. Alaina is quickly on her. Charlize’s guard is up. Alaina knows her target. After a hard left and right to the stomach, She moves up to the blondes bra and start punching the contents back and forth, left and right, left and right. Theron is badly hurt, she starts to sag in the ropes, gloves at her waist The referee is watching closely but Theron gloves gets one glove up and waives him off. The bell calls a halt to Huffman’s beating. She watches Charlize stagger to her corner and fall into Neve’s arms. She sees tears rolling down the great one’s face. She knows she is going to win. In her corner Alaina is telling them that Theron is crying like a baby. They tell not to be too confident. Theron may be hurt, but she is not crying and everybody knows, she is most dangerous when hurt. In Theron’s corner, as the Nascar corner does their miracles, Upton tells Charlize, that Huffman is so overconfident she is an easy target.
Round 6. Charlize is out of her corner moving unsteadily. Is she that hurt or is she faking? They meet in the center of the ring and exchange crosses. Alaina realizes Charlize has more left than she thought. The two exchange a couple crosses and then Charlize dips down and instead of coming up with a big uppercut to the chin, drives her glove deep into Huffman’s stomach. Huffman’s mouthpiece drops out of her mouth again but before the referee can step in again, that famous Theron right comes slashing off her hip and connects with the point of Huffman’s chin. In an unusual display of emotion, Charlize doesn’t bother to look. She raises her gloves over her head as the badly beaten great blonde slowly walks back to her corner. She turns and looks as the count reached ten with Huffman still on her back.
AFTER
Charlize is facing the press alone. Huffman’s management has sent word the Alaina isn’t feeling all that well, but she congratulates Charlize on her win and is ready for a rematch any time Charlize wants it
Charlize; I know I have been accused of scheduling some so called “easy fights” recently”. I guess I have to plead guilty of scheduling fights I should win, but let me tell you, there is no such bout as a sure thing. Tonight was a fight that I should win and did, but look at me. Do I look like I was in an easy fight. I’m a mess right now thanks to Alaina. She was so close to winning this fight several times. I was lucky, I somehow I managed to survive. If Alaina wants a rematch I’m willing. She’s a good fighter. As usual, I have to thank Neve and my corner for keeping me in the fight. I don’t know what I would do without them. Of course there is Kate the Great who supposed to be my advisor and enjoys seeing me get beat to a pulp. I owe her for her counsel.
Results Lookout: Story Tractorpull
Tale Of The Tape
Alaina Huffman
Age 42
Height 5’9”
7-10-0
Charlize Theron
Age 47
Height 5’9 1/2”
313-127-12
8 Unified Lightweight Titles
7 Unified Welterweight Titles
1 (Unified Middleweight Title
3 Maxim Lightweight Titles
2 Paramount Lightweight Titles
1 Reebox Lightweight Title
2 Reebox Welterweight Titles
2 Paramount Welterweight Titles
Original Member of the Hall of Fame
Mistress of the Body Saddle 1/26/08-1/11/15
Acknowledges as the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
BEFORE
Huffman is in the ring, microphone in hand. “A lot of people wonder why I am here. Well it’s the old story you have heard many times recently. I got an invitation to fight Charlize. Who wouldn’t want to fight her? A win is huge. I told a friend of mine who is in the business and he said “Don’t you wonder why? Look at your record. She has. You haven’t fought in three years. Your record is poor. Charlize was looking for easy fights at the end of the year. She thought Maffia would be easy. Well, Charlize won the fight, but she took a terrible beating in the second and was close to going when she landed the punch that ended the fight. She wants an easy fight and you are the sucker she picked and you fell for it” “I was outraged. I may not be a Hall Of Fame fighter, but I resent being “easy’ as she is going to find out. This could be the biggest upset in boxing history”
Charlize has been watching on the TV in her dressing room along with her crew.Kate Upton says “Well she has you figured out. You know she has nothing to lose. Just like a couple of your recent easy fights that turned out to be something else.”
Charlize gets off the table she has been sitting on “Lets go, I’m ready”
THE FIGHT
Huffman already in the ring is wearing a blue bikini with black gloves and boots. Her hair is long draped behind her shoulders. She is a little irritated as she watches her opponent, who made her wait, come down the aisle, a black robe over her shoulders with the hood over her head. The blonde climbs into the ring, drops the robe revealing the usual red bikini, gloves and boots with her hair in a ponytail. The two meet in the center of the ring for the usual instructions and tough gloves
Round 1. Charlize lands that opening right jab and then two more backing Alaina up. Another right jab is blocked and Huffman catches Theron with an right cross and then a left sending back into the center of the ring. A Theron right cross sails by Huffman’s chin and she catches her blonde opponent with a left uppercut that sends Charlize back towards the ropes. A right cross to the head and Charlize is now on the ropes, guard high protecting her head. Huffman seeing the body open rips a couple hooks into the midsection and then a hard right to the solar plexus pumping some breath from the blonde. Huffman sets up for a blockbuster uppercut when Theron comes off the ropes with a left cross, then a right and another left. The two are in the center of the ring. Another left cross from the blonde misses her opponents chin and instead the blonde is rocked with a right cross from Huffman. A left and another right has Charlize back on the ropes. Huffman goes to the body with one hook after another as Charlize is leaning against the ropes taking the punches as the round ends. Huffman’s corner is greatly encouraged. They are telling Alaina she won the round and to keep it up. In Theron’s corner, the are working on the hard breathing blonde as Upton wants to know what Charlize is doing giving up her body. It isn’t going to go well.
Round 2. Huffman is quickly out of her corner and in the center of the ring watching as Theron slowly move slightly to the side. She follows and seeing an opening cuts loose with a right cross that Theron avoids and moves in on Alaina with a left hook to the chin and then a right. Huffman’s guard in now protecting her face and Charlize moves down, pounding right and lefts into Huffman’s midsection. She has Huffman disorganized and punches away at the head and body driving Alaina back to the ropes and trys to keep her there while going into a finishing punch. It goes astray as somehow Huffman manages a hard uppercut the the blondes jaw that sends her back a couple steps in shock. Huffman follows up with a couple crosses. Charlize isn’t going anywhere. She catches Alaina with a right uppercut, she manages to turn Alaina around and torrid right cross sends Huffman back to the ropes. Huffman is hurt. Charlize wants to end it but the bell saves Huffman. As Huffman’s corner is working quickly on her, Upton is advising Charlize to go out and finish it. Don’t hold back. Let it all go
Round 3. It’s Charlize who is quickly out of her corner meeting Huffman close to her corner. Charlize lands a couple crosses to Huffman’s head, but Alaina lands an overhand right between the great blonde’s eyes sending her back to the center of the ring. She quickly follows up with a left and right hooks to the midsection and the another left hook to chin. Charlize desperately lands a hard right cross to Huffman’s head. but takes the same punch in return. Huffman then stuns Charlize with another overhand right between her eyes. Charlize is sagging in the ropes trying to go into a shell to avoid those punches, but a right uppercut to the chin straightens her up. Alaina’s corner is yelling for her to finish it. “Lay the bytch out” but Charlize doesn’t go that easily. She comes out of the shell with a hard right to the solar plexus and a left hook to the chin. Huffman is knocked back a few steps, but she catches the GOAT with a right cross and spins the blonde face first into the ropes. She is quickly on Theron punching away at her back. This time it’s Charlize who gets the advantage of the bell. Huffman corner is telling her she has the advantage now. Go for it. Upton is not happy with Charlize. Tells Theron to get organized. She knows what to do, so do it
Round 4. Once again, Huffman is quickly out of her corner.pounding her gloves together. She has visions of one of the greatest upsets in FCBA history. She is brought back to reality with a hard Theron jab to her face. She cuts loose with a hard right cross that Theron avoids and digs a couple hooks to Alaina’s midsection. Using those famous legs, Charlize maneuvers Alaina into a corner. Charlize goes to work peppering Huffman’s face with short hard jabs and an occasional right hook. As Huffman manages to get her guard up. Charlize moves down to the midsection, Huffman in the corner has little punching room. She has to get out of the corner. She simply lunges with her whole body pushing Charlize back. Theron quickly regains balance and catches her opponent with a left-right cross. Charlize misses with a round house right and a Huffman right uppercut staggers the blonde as the bell rings. In Theron’s corner, Upton tells Charlize she had Huffman ready to go and let her get away. She can’t let that happen again
Round 5. Charlize knows that Upton is right. She needs to end the fight and end it now. As the two meet, Charlize beats Huffman to the punch with a left cross. Huffman responds with a right and the two are toe to toe exchanging crosses as the crowd comes to their feet. Charlize starts to win the exchange and drives Huffman back to the ropes. Then a hard Theron right cross knocks Huffman’s mouthpiece out. The referee steps in pushes Charlize back, picks up the mouthpiece, rinses it off and puts it back into Huffman’s mouth. Charlize, breathing hard, is not happy and she goes back at Huffman with a vengeance. Then, there is that overhand right that smashes between Theron’s eyes again sending her staggering back to the ropes. Alaina is quickly on her. Charlize’s guard is up. Alaina knows her target. After a hard left and right to the stomach, She moves up to the blondes bra and start punching the contents back and forth, left and right, left and right. Theron is badly hurt, she starts to sag in the ropes, gloves at her waist The referee is watching closely but Theron gloves gets one glove up and waives him off. The bell calls a halt to Huffman’s beating. She watches Charlize stagger to her corner and fall into Neve’s arms. She sees tears rolling down the great one’s face. She knows she is going to win. In her corner Alaina is telling them that Theron is crying like a baby. They tell not to be too confident. Theron may be hurt, but she is not crying and everybody knows, she is most dangerous when hurt. In Theron’s corner, as the Nascar corner does their miracles, Upton tells Charlize, that Huffman is so overconfident she is an easy target.
Round 6. Charlize is out of her corner moving unsteadily. Is she that hurt or is she faking? They meet in the center of the ring and exchange crosses. Alaina realizes Charlize has more left than she thought. The two exchange a couple crosses and then Charlize dips down and instead of coming up with a big uppercut to the chin, drives her glove deep into Huffman’s stomach. Huffman’s mouthpiece drops out of her mouth again but before the referee can step in again, that famous Theron right comes slashing off her hip and connects with the point of Huffman’s chin. In an unusual display of emotion, Charlize doesn’t bother to look. She raises her gloves over her head as the badly beaten great blonde slowly walks back to her corner. She turns and looks as the count reached ten with Huffman still on her back.
AFTER
Charlize is facing the press alone. Huffman’s management has sent word the Alaina isn’t feeling all that well, but she congratulates Charlize on her win and is ready for a rematch any time Charlize wants it
Charlize; I know I have been accused of scheduling some so called “easy fights” recently”. I guess I have to plead guilty of scheduling fights I should win, but let me tell you, there is no such bout as a sure thing. Tonight was a fight that I should win and did, but look at me. Do I look like I was in an easy fight. I’m a mess right now thanks to Alaina. She was so close to winning this fight several times. I was lucky, I somehow I managed to survive. If Alaina wants a rematch I’m willing. She’s a good fighter. As usual, I have to thank Neve and my corner for keeping me in the fight. I don’t know what I would do without them. Of course there is Kate the Great who supposed to be my advisor and enjoys seeing me get beat to a pulp. I owe her for her counsel.
