Stana Katic versus Bethany Lily April
Jan 27, 2023 19:58:31 GMT -6
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Jan 27, 2023 19:58:31 GMT -6
Tale of the Tape:
Stana Katic (17-4-0, 17 KO)
5'9, 44 years old
vs.
Bethany Lily April (11-2-0, 11 KO)
5'5, 26 years old
(Written by Celebrity Wrestling Federation/Results by Lookout!)
Intro:
"AND NOW! Making her 22nd appearance in the ring, fighting under the Celebrity Wrestling Federation flag. Please welcome the Hamilton, Ontario native, standing 5 foot 9, weighing in at 125 pounds, STANAAAAA KAAAAAATIC!!”
Outfits:
Katic's lithe, statuesque frame glistened under the heat of the overhead spotlights as she slid out of her satin robe and revealed every delicate curve of her bronzed skin. Each athletic twist and shimmy of her taut upper half caused her modest bosom to swell, her teardropping B-cups mushrooming out the top and bottom of the thin-banded tube top belted around her sternum. Katic craned her long stems and dipped into a lewd crouching split, playfully shimmying her hips at the base of her crouch. Her pale-pink string thong was devoured by jiggling folds of flesh, finally rising and rearranging the twined, biting string bottoms by hiking them high up her hips. Ending her corner show, the brunette arched her delicate rib cage and pressed to her tippy toes against the ropes, lifting to tie back her tightly-braided pigtails before pumping her gloved fists together.
The crowd noise swelled to even more riotous levels as the buxom Brit, Bethany Lily April, surpassed Katic’s grandiose entrance with a bawdy one of her own; traipsing down the ramp in a hopeless-to-remain-intact pink, crocheted micro bikini. April palmed and sloshed her natural H-cups, jiggling the assets that had helped her seize a BBU JMDD Title just a year and a half ago. April was a budding superstar, regardless of whether she was competing in the BBU or the FCBA; going toe-to-toe with Kate Upton in one of only two career losses. Nearly twenty years Katic’s junior, this would be arguably one of the toughest tests the Canadian had seen to-date.
Round 1:
On the heels of a flawless 2022, April attempted to make the same case to Katic that she already felt in her head; that she was out of the Canadian’s league. Bethany’s electric punching power and bubbly exuberance did plenty to dissuade the more patient and reserved Katic from getting her toes wet; pummeling Stana around the outskirts with a relentless barrage of unhinged overhands. Despite a significant length advantage, Katic was overly tentative as the blonde bowled over her rangy testers, vaulting in tight for more cranial punishment and rib-rattling shots to the core. Katic was working in a near-crawl as the final ten seconds were signaled, retreating from the frothing Brit but unable to avoid a calamitous right sweeper to the teeth that sent her crashing into the corner post just as the bell sounded. April dominates, 10-8.
Round 2:
After a clunky, uncomfortable start, Katic finally settled into a rhythm in the second; making her presence felt with a thunderous left hook that nearly punctured one of Lily’s massive orbs. With the blonde now forced to respect Katic’s voltage, she struggled to find her way into the same dangerous areas that she had in the first. Stana took advantage of her reach with April unwilling to venture into range, throttling the tiptoeing blonde with a snappy left-left-right to the navel that left her gasping for air in a full retreat. Flashing some of her fleetness, Katic circled and artfully leapt into stumpy jab that rattled off the Brit’s pursed lips, snapping her skull backwards and sending her careening into the ropes. Lily managed to avert a labeled uppercut that might’ve floored her, just sliding along the ropes and ripping a gutting pair of right hooks beneath Stana’s ribs. The brunette yelped and pulled back with a throaty gasp, uncomfortably crunching sideways and circling away from the blonde who had no energy to chase. Katic lets a bigger round slip away late, but still takes it 10-9.
Round 3:
Bethany’s corner gave her an earful between rounds, likely reminding the suddenly timid Brit that the only way she could score was to have the guts to dive through the gangly brunette’s superior reach. April took their instruction to heart, fearlessly eating a biting right-right to the body from Katic and throwing herself into the older brunette for a chesty clinch. Katic was quickly overwhelmed by the curvaceous blonde’s posturing; April’s enormous H-cups mushrooming Katic’s scantly-clad bosom and driving her spine-first into the corner post. Katic scrunched sideways as April planted a shoulder against her sternum and began digging a hole through Stana’s slender midsection with ferocious uppercuts. The brunette tried everything to maneuver the planted Brit off her spot, but April wouldn’t budge; relentlessly piercing Katic’s flexing tummy with breathtaking right hands.
The Canadian finally managed to squeak free after a stumpy left to the jaw buckled April for a split second, Katic’s mouth hanging agape as she hugged the ropes and played keep-a-way for the last thirty seconds of the round. April does enough to take it, 10-9.
Round 4/5:
Katic was a monster in the fourth and fifth rounds as her opponents started to tire, with 12 of her 17 career finishes coming in one of these two periods. April had proven to be a step above most of Stana’s previous competition, but that didn’t make her immune to the brunette’s surge. The lanky Canadian took the reigns in the fourth as Lily was sluggish off her stool, taking advantage of her positioning to wall off the Brit and pummel her into the ropes with winding slugs to the gut. April attempted to counter by sweeping a wanting left over Stana’s ducking head, but managed to catch Katic in the side of the temple by accident with a trailing right, clubbing her awkwardly into the side ropes. Hanging by the crook of her armpit and nearly sagging to a knee, Katic twisted through a resilient left to the navel, then another to the ribs; finally polishing the staggered blonde with a swiveling shot to the jaw.
April’s eyes were glossy as Katic rose and began to flurry; twisting her tight, sculpted frame through sinking left hooks to the ribs, then a meaty right uppercut to the bottom of Lily’s jugs. Katic was stopped by the bell, but the reprieve was only momentary; the onslaught continuing before Bethany could so much as blink. Katic once again maneuvered the weary-legged blonde into the weeds, pinning her back to the ropes and unleashing a torrent of hooks and overhands to the bosom. Every time Bethany’s hands dropped to swaddle her bouncing chest, Katic stung the blonde’s cheek with a rising uppercut or bludgeoned her cranium with a wide-ranging hook. By the end of the round, Lily looked just about ready for the towel to be thrown, just managing to wobble back to her corner before collapsing to a seat. Katic takes the fourth 10-9 and the fifth 10-8; seizing control of the fight.
Round 6:
Somewhat lost in her stellar career record thus far was the fact that the 44 year old Katic was just 3-3-0 in fights that went deeper than the fifth round. Given her colossal age disadvantage, Katic was on high-alert looking to finish the spry youngster as quickly as possible before the fight dragged on too long for her liking. After a commanding fifth, Katic was once again storming the blonde, pushing April to the ropes with a heavy barrage of rangy, sweeping crosses that utilized her tremendous reach.
The busty blonde walled up behind her forearms, protecting her vulnerable chest as best she could as Katic poured piercing lefts and rights through her defenses; bouncing and deflating April’s jiggling chest with brutal tit punches as she lulled against the ropes. April’s plump ass jut through the middle ropes as she ducked and weaved in unison with Katic’s rhythmic expression, finally coiling past a whizzing right over her shoulder and driving a crippling, fleshy jab into Stana’s vulnerable, arched midsection. The brunette crunched sideways and lawnchaired at the hip, hoarsely mewling as she bent over to protect her ribs, folds forming on her taut belly as she angled at the waist. Katic drifted a clumsy step sideways as she curled lower, simultaneously struggling to slip the band of her top back up over one of her freed nipples.
With a sharp, huffing exertion, the curvy blonde ruthlessly shimmied through a looping one-two; cracking a meaty left hook into the blubbering Canadian’s flushed cheek. The brunette’s hazel bulbs pooled as her skull snapped awkwardly through the impact, her mouthpiece sloshing from her lips and dribbling to the mat before April twisted a fatal right uppercut between her tits, DETONATING the vicious bomb against the bottom of her chin. Katic lifted to her tippy toes as her head snapped back, arms awkwardly stiffening at her sides as her tightly-braided pigtails bobbed and slung through the air. The brunette’s mascara-smeared lashes vacantly fluttered before her partially naked sternum shimmied with a quick-twitch convulsion, her knees finally buckling inward as she puddled flat on her backside.
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… April confidently crowed as she straddled the spasming Katic’s slender hips, using her heel to sprawl the seizing brunette completely spread eagle.
7… 8… 9… 10!! Katic’s lithe, flexing frame concaved inward as she continued to twitch, hoarsely squelching as Bethany spiked a domineering heel into her heart to punctuate the final count.
"And your winner, by KO in Round 6, BETHANYYY LILLLLLYYYYY AAAAAAPRILLL!!!!"
Post Fight:
“Lautenbach, Pinder, now this? Maybe the FCBA isn’t so tough after all…” April balked, smashing her painted toes into the writhing brunette’s sternum, mushrooming her tits flat to her chest. Katic throatily grunts as she finally comes to, breathlessly wailing as the Brit places all her weight atop Stana’s abdomen before turning to parade across the other half of the ring.
Stana struggled to drunkenly wobble to all fours, briefly curling into the fetal position to massage her pulsing ribs before attempting to squirm through the bottom and middle rope and out of the ring altogether.
“No, no, NOOO—NNNGGGGGGOOHHH” The ridden brunette suddenly blubbered, her naked chest sprawled across the bottom rope and dangling halfway out of the ring just as Bethany returned from her stroll; ripping Katic to her knees by her braided pigtails. Katic craned her slender neck back to face her attacker, the fronts of her thighs bowing the bottom rope as her torso was awkwardly braided through the middle ropes. Katic pathetically whimpered and shimmied her panting chest as April towered over her restrained frame, twisting the gawky brunette backwards as if she was going to apply a Dragon Sleeper before muzzling the Canadian with her titanic chest. Katic gracelessly squirmed and bucked as her entire skull was engulfed by Bethany’s enormous tits, her gloved hands desperately pattering against the Brit’s forearms before falling away to her sides and dangling against the mat. Stana’s once-statuesque, awkwardly contorted body pitched with a desperate heave before sulking to her haunches, her thighs easing into an ungainly split. April wrung the brunette’s neck one final time before lifting her chesty tomb, leaving the slack-jawed Katic with her perked chest draped and dangling across the middle rope.
“I certainly don’t want to be out of practice for the JMDD circuit, now do I?” April softly cooed in Stana’s ear, attempting to justify her senseless abuse to the slumbering brunette before dipping out of the ring.