Jessica Lowndes versus Paige Spiranac (JMD Title)

Jugs of Mass Destruction Title
Ch Jessica Lowndes vs Paige Spiranac
(Lioness Club of America vs Carnation Creations)
(59-33-1, 58 KO vs 4-1, 4 KO)
JMD Value: 32C (Natural) vs 34DD (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: There's little doubt Paige Spiranac is build for JMD competition and she took the genre by storm last season which earned her a title shot in only her sixth official FCBA bout. Meanwhile Jessica Lowndes returned to jug muggin' business after few lean years to strip the diamond bra off Bella Thorne's chest last month and she claims Paige is a better version of Kendra Wilkinson but she'd love to dominate an athletic blonde like that and send her back to Colorado nursing a very sore rack.

Jessica Lowndes wears a turquoise bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Paige Spiranac wears a light blue bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Nothing but hard slugging from both women in the early stages as they try to dominate each other in close range but it's Jessica who finds the better traction and connects from the inside to lift the golfer's rack in sustained fashion. Paige refuses to back off but she fails to find a proper response and has to embrace a solid beating from the Canadian actress who doesn't ease off one bit in her high-octane pursuit. She blasts the blonde's boobs from each side and keeps working the uppercut pounce until she backs Spiranac onto the ropes where she drills her with a classic one-liner on the liver area as well. Paige mounts a noticeable comeback thereafter but only lands single punches on the brunette's rack and has to accept a wide defeat as Lowndes pours on more leather from point blank-range to dominate the round wholesale.

Rounds 2 & 3:
Paige flicks a couple of nasty hooks that bump into the champion's rack and then moves up to flush her between the cups that triggers a feisty back & forth tangle in the center of the ring. Both women tear it up from the inside and Paige withstands the slugging pressure to connect with another uppercut drive that makes Lowndes gurgle in discomfort. The Colorado stunner keeps working the high-octane pounce and unloads some of that 'big bantam' power that makes her a total slam dunk for this kind of action. She thumps Jessica all the way to the ropes where she drills her rack and has the audacity to dig her forearm into the champion's face to bellow her out on top of the ropes before thumping more leather on the rack. Ugh! No respect here for the reigning champ! Another quick beating follow in the third when Jessica starts to over-think her approach and gets roasted in the phone booth with Spiranac driving more superior leather into her guts before working on the uppercut pounce. Lowndes ends up hugging the ropes in clear discomfort and has to roll back the slugging tape...

Round 4:
...in the the next round to fend off the looming disaster. Paige still squares up to the Canadian actress like she truly wants to punch her all the way back to Vancouver but another slugging exchange finally goes the brunette's way as she drills the golfer's solar plexus and profits from a clash of heads to stun her in awkward position in the center of the ring. A few wild hits from the inside knock Spiranac onto her heels and she struggles to swing meaningful leather from there while Lowndes pancakes her from the south and lifts the double-D assets again. Paige spins out of the heat at the last moment but then stumbles back to the ropes and takes a vicious double cross-fire before Jessica dumps her against the turnbuckle after another uppercut blast. Ugh! The champ piles on more leather and whacks the bikini top on the verge of wardrobe malfunction alas Paige escapes the extra humiliation if only due to the clock expiring at the last moment.

Round 5:
Heavy drive from Lowndes who tees off with the superior club (sic!) and she nails Spiranac on the solar plexus one time too many for the challenger not to feel vulnerable for a change. Paige still wants to prove she's the superior woman and refuses to back off from the slugging stance but Lowndes carries a wild elbow into her cups and then drills the DD set from point blank range before flushing a hooking double on the chin. Another charge catches Paige both on the boobs and her jaw again and wobbles her with a whimper as the Canadian actress SMOKES her with brutal belting shot on the liver. Ugh! Paige takes a couple of steps back and FOLDS onto her backside with a loud shriek. Ugh! Jessica heads back to her corner and indicates she's all done here as the Colorado blonde remains slumped in a pile of aching heap during the count. It is over! KO5 and STILL the Jugs of Mass D champion Jessica Lowndes!!!

AFTER: "I always knew I can break this cow's resistance. She is tought but I AM the better woman!", Jessica talks to the camera while Eva Mendes removes her gloves and she quickly struts over to the aching blonde whose head gets trapped between the champion's thighs and has to tap out a few times before Jessica releases the hold. However the fun continues as Paige gets rolled onto her back and slapped across her face, the bikini top parts ways with the double-D set moments later and Paige cries out her surrender only for Jessica to smother her senseless in her own right. The crowd performs a loud count to twenty which is more than enough to render the brave challenger unconscious in the mean time.

What next for Jessica? Hold on to your cowboy hats since she might enter the Body Saddle business just to prove she can truly do it all these days!

Official Result: Ch Jessica Lowndes def. Paige Spiranac KO5.