Abigail Ratchford vs Hannah Davis (JMDD)

Jugs of Mass 'D' Destruction
Abigail Ratchford vs Hannah Davis
(Lioness Club vs Fighting Models Franchise)
(9-3, 9 KO vs 8-14, 8 KO)
JMDD Value: 36DD (Natural) vs 34C (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Pennsylvania native Abigail Ratchford claims she's ready to move into serious JMDD title contention and hopes to extend her winning streak to nine straight as she takes on the underachieving Hannah Davis. The Sports Illustrated swimsuit veteran took Brooklyn Decker eight rounds back in 2021 but it's questionable whether she's anything but a low-hanging fruit these days. Losing the Fates management cost her all the momentum and even BLONDE! Magazine concedes this should be a rough night for the baseball WAG.

Abigail Ratchford wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a custom ponytail. Hannah Davis wears a navy blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Abigail stamps her authority on this fight from the opening bell and charges ahead to connect with the blonde's rack and forces Hannah to find a quick response. However Hannah is unable to break through the brunette's efforts and wobbles to her heels when she gets busted with a wild uppercut frenzy. Ugh! She tries to swing back and lands one chin shot on target that only makes Ratchford more angry. The Lioness fighter tears up more of the blonde's cleavage and drives her onto the ropes where Davis can only clinch the fellow model but Abby breaks free at the last moment and cripples the baseball WAG with another uppercut rally to close out a dominant round.

Round 2:
Hannah looks as rusty as feared but and drops a couple of promising bombs before Abigail resumes the slugging pounce again. Davis blocks off the initial drive with her forearms and switched low to punish the brunette's ribcage which earns her a little breather before a wild hook tags Abby on the jaw. Ugh! She wobbles onto her heels and Hannah jumps into a hectic uppercut pursuit that allows her to thump the briefly stunned rival onto the ropes. A swift turnaround out of nowhere raises a loud noise in the audience and Hannah drives her mitts into the brunette's cleavage with significant power supply alas she's unable to hurt the glamour model and gets clinched into a standing headlock as Ratchford is lectured by the referee once the bell eventually halts the action.

Round 3:
Hannah seeks a similar uppercut success early in the third but walks into a crippling harpoon on the solar plexus and Abigail takes over command during the initial tangle. She bounces off the blonde's tits into her chin before driving a hard left shot in the exposed liver that catches Davis totall off guard and SENDS HER DOWN ON HER KNEES with a loud ache! Uh-oh! Hannah sits down on her heels and hugs the aching midriff while Abby tells coach Claudia Schiffer to remove her gloves already. She is not wrong as Davis is unable to rise to her feet anymore! KO3 Abigail Ratchford!!!

AFTER: The end result isn't exactly a surprise and Ratchford rips Hannah's bikini top off before forcing her face-down on the canvas and spanking her butt with a special leather whip. Uh-oh! Some fans don't quite like that and want Hannah's chest punished instead so Abby rolls the aching blonde on her back and proceeds to slap her face and sits on it to complete the humiliation process. She twerks her booty for special effects and makes sure Hannah passes out underneath her DD set few moments later. No time to extend this ordeal as the PPV card has to continue and let's be honest, Abigail hasn't earned herself top billing outside of the jug muggin' genre just yet but she's well on her way to improve her Carnation ELO ranking at this rate regardless!

Official Result: Abigail Ratchford def. Hannah Davis KO3.