3. Rosie Mac vs. Ariel Winter (Asylum Beach)
Dec 31, 2022 20:17:57 GMT -6
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Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Dec 31, 2022 20:17:57 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"This is a chance for me," says Rosie with a smile, "To make an impression over here. And, that's EXACTLY what I plan to do!"
"Oh, she's going to make an impression," says Ariel with a nod. "Or, her back is. In the SAND.
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and the four-sided giant screen lowered over the arena, which means Asylum Beach, with plenty of patio heaters and fire pits functioning, is about to get some use. And, that's 'Broken Clocks' and the singer of that tune, the beautiful Rosie Mac is stepping onto Asylum Beach..."
McCarthy: "TYPICAL Dancing Hooker opponent! ZERO FCBA wins. ZERO!"
Tess: "To be fair, she's only had TWO FCBA fights, partially because her management collapsed..."
McCarthy: "If she were a good fighter, it WOULDN'T have collapsed! I've carried Sceej Boxing on my back since the beginning..."
Cassie: "You'd know about being on your back..."
McCarthy: "YOU LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac, and let's keep our eyes on the beach, where Rosie is helped off with the robe to reveal a black number that has the crowd popping...and that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' hammering through the arena, and onto the sand comes the singer of this cover version of that Taylor Swift hit, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Cassie: "Ariel back in action after a bit of a rest, looking to get some traction on the beach and at JMD..."
O'Dell: "Winter helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that white number we've seen before, and, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Winter. Mac?"
McCarthy: "ZERO FCBA wins! Ariel!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Second straight unanimous panel. Ladies getting to work and Rosie wants to move. She's kicking up the sand as she works the jab and circle routine. Ariel, being a pressure fighter, has seen all this before. She's working to cut, step to, bang some body."
Cassie: "Rosie doing a good job of staying in open sand, so to speak."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. She's plenty athletic and she's showing that right now. Dipping and slipping, circling and backing, reversing field. More importantly, though, she's getting points scored while she's doing it. not just with the jab, but by landing combinations in spots."
McCarthy: "And, Winter, like a typical Campbell Clone, only wants to dig body and sneak in low blows."
O'Dell: "Ariel landing to the head as well and taking full advantage of the opportunities to bring Rosie to battle. Good, two-way stuff in this opening frame. Not going to be a lot in it at the bell. NICE right hook from Winter. Best punch of the fight so far, and there's the bell. Close. Ariel."
Tess: "And Winter takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with more movement from Rosie. She's here, there, and everywhere as Ariel looks to square and bring her power to bear. British beauty not having it, though. She has a solid fight plan here, and she's executing it. And, with a bit more flair this stanza..."
McCarthy: "Being more aggressive and it's making a difference. She's stopping to pop now, not just scoring when Winter gives her openings."
O'Dell: "And, she's hanging in there long enough to get work done, but not long enough to let Ariel get her own back. Definitely good stuff from Rosie. Winter, meanwhile, patient. She's working the feet, trying to cut the ring and get to good spots. Not pressing."
Tess: "And, that's something that comes from experience."
Cassie: "Definitely. I can remember her doing exactly that earlier in her career."
O'Dell: "Rosie a nice combination, circles away again, kicking up more sand. Ariel moving the head as she looks to work inside. Digs a little body when she gets there, but Rosie's quickly on her horse again. Final seconds tick away in the second and there's the bell. Rosie Mac. And wide to even things at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Rosie working the feet and the fight plan as we start the third. Ariel stalking, not chasing, kicking up some sand, but not as much as her rival. British beauty a blur of motion, up on the balls of her feet, showing plenty of quickness and athleticism as she continues to make things tough for Winter."
Tess: "Rosie, no doubt, would love to get management again. She's not hurting her case right now."
O'Dell: "Definitely putting things on video that might make managers take a second look. Winter cuts the ring, gets inside, works some body. Rosie tying up. Ariel levers and ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HOOK! British beauty staggered and DROPPED WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND!"
Cassie: "What a SHOT!"
O'Dell: "Ariel to a neutral corner. Rosie down on her back. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Rosie rolling to her belly at six. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Brit pushing to hands and knees at nine. TEN! It's OVER! Rosie can't beat the count and it's OVER and your winner by KO3 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go across the street to Asylum Beach and Cassie Scerbo!"
Cassie: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, it took you a minute to bring her to battle, but you wasted no time when you did..."
Ariel (nodding): "This girl is underrated. Look at the video, and you see she can box. She can move. She knows what she's doing. I'm wasn't trying to go cards with her. It was always going to be about getting her out of there, and that's just what I did."
Cassie: "Lot of talk about you and the flyweight title and all that lately, but it looks like you may be going another direction..."
Ariel: "I'm pretty much over that at the moment. The whole thing is tired. Let's do something else. There's the beach and JMD. Let's explore that for now."
"This is a chance for me," says Rosie with a smile, "To make an impression over here. And, that's EXACTLY what I plan to do!"
"Oh, she's going to make an impression," says Ariel with a nod. "Or, her back is. In the SAND.
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and the four-sided giant screen lowered over the arena, which means Asylum Beach, with plenty of patio heaters and fire pits functioning, is about to get some use. And, that's 'Broken Clocks' and the singer of that tune, the beautiful Rosie Mac is stepping onto Asylum Beach..."
McCarthy: "TYPICAL Dancing Hooker opponent! ZERO FCBA wins. ZERO!"
Tess: "To be fair, she's only had TWO FCBA fights, partially because her management collapsed..."
McCarthy: "If she were a good fighter, it WOULDN'T have collapsed! I've carried Sceej Boxing on my back since the beginning..."
Cassie: "You'd know about being on your back..."
McCarthy: "YOU LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac, and let's keep our eyes on the beach, where Rosie is helped off with the robe to reveal a black number that has the crowd popping...and that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' hammering through the arena, and onto the sand comes the singer of this cover version of that Taylor Swift hit, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Cassie: "Ariel back in action after a bit of a rest, looking to get some traction on the beach and at JMD..."
O'Dell: "Winter helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that white number we've seen before, and, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Winter. Mac?"
McCarthy: "ZERO FCBA wins! Ariel!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Second straight unanimous panel. Ladies getting to work and Rosie wants to move. She's kicking up the sand as she works the jab and circle routine. Ariel, being a pressure fighter, has seen all this before. She's working to cut, step to, bang some body."
Cassie: "Rosie doing a good job of staying in open sand, so to speak."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. She's plenty athletic and she's showing that right now. Dipping and slipping, circling and backing, reversing field. More importantly, though, she's getting points scored while she's doing it. not just with the jab, but by landing combinations in spots."
McCarthy: "And, Winter, like a typical Campbell Clone, only wants to dig body and sneak in low blows."
O'Dell: "Ariel landing to the head as well and taking full advantage of the opportunities to bring Rosie to battle. Good, two-way stuff in this opening frame. Not going to be a lot in it at the bell. NICE right hook from Winter. Best punch of the fight so far, and there's the bell. Close. Ariel."
Tess: "And Winter takes the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with more movement from Rosie. She's here, there, and everywhere as Ariel looks to square and bring her power to bear. British beauty not having it, though. She has a solid fight plan here, and she's executing it. And, with a bit more flair this stanza..."
McCarthy: "Being more aggressive and it's making a difference. She's stopping to pop now, not just scoring when Winter gives her openings."
O'Dell: "And, she's hanging in there long enough to get work done, but not long enough to let Ariel get her own back. Definitely good stuff from Rosie. Winter, meanwhile, patient. She's working the feet, trying to cut the ring and get to good spots. Not pressing."
Tess: "And, that's something that comes from experience."
Cassie: "Definitely. I can remember her doing exactly that earlier in her career."
O'Dell: "Rosie a nice combination, circles away again, kicking up more sand. Ariel moving the head as she looks to work inside. Digs a little body when she gets there, but Rosie's quickly on her horse again. Final seconds tick away in the second and there's the bell. Rosie Mac. And wide to even things at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Rosie working the feet and the fight plan as we start the third. Ariel stalking, not chasing, kicking up some sand, but not as much as her rival. British beauty a blur of motion, up on the balls of her feet, showing plenty of quickness and athleticism as she continues to make things tough for Winter."
Tess: "Rosie, no doubt, would love to get management again. She's not hurting her case right now."
O'Dell: "Definitely putting things on video that might make managers take a second look. Winter cuts the ring, gets inside, works some body. Rosie tying up. Ariel levers and ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HOOK! British beauty staggered and DROPPED WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND!"
Cassie: "What a SHOT!"
O'Dell: "Ariel to a neutral corner. Rosie down on her back. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Rosie rolling to her belly at six. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Brit pushing to hands and knees at nine. TEN! It's OVER! Rosie can't beat the count and it's OVER and your winner by KO3 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go across the street to Asylum Beach and Cassie Scerbo!"
Cassie: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, it took you a minute to bring her to battle, but you wasted no time when you did..."
Ariel (nodding): "This girl is underrated. Look at the video, and you see she can box. She can move. She knows what she's doing. I'm wasn't trying to go cards with her. It was always going to be about getting her out of there, and that's just what I did."
Cassie: "Lot of talk about you and the flyweight title and all that lately, but it looks like you may be going another direction..."
Ariel: "I'm pretty much over that at the moment. The whole thing is tired. Let's do something else. There's the beach and JMD. Let's explore that for now."