Kylie Jenner vs. Taylor Swift
Kylie Jenner: 25 years old, 5’6”, 27-16 since 2016, Lookout Boxing
Taylor Swift: 33 years old, 5’11”, 79-38 since 2009, Fates Boxing, Tractorpull Hall of Fame Inductee
Results: Lookout
Words: Fates
Before:
The final fight of the night sees two of the most successful women in the FCBA both inside and outside the ring continue their bitter rivalry as Kylie Jenner looks to spoil Taylor Swift’s birthday party like her sister Kendall did two years ago. Both women are reportedly valued at hundreds of millions of dollars but pride is something the two women can’t buy and pride is on the line as both women have taken a fight off the other. Jenner has the added pressure of measuring up to her sister as well as trying to break Lookout’s curse at Fates birthday PPV events at the upper weights as the stable has not won against Fates at lightweight or welterweight despite Kate Upton’s best efforts. Taylor has her own incentive for winning tonight after Kylie defeated and humiliated her at the Fates beach PPV in May, not to mention a rather subpar year for the blonde by her own standards despite making the hall of fame.
The press room is loud as the reporters prepare for the press conference. This fight has more storylines than the writers could dream of. Blonde vs brunette, legs vs jugs, young but successful fighter vs veteran, and two of the biggest names in the business. The two fighters enter the press room and the reporters grow silent as they wait for the verbal blows to fly. They do not wait long as Kylie snatches up the mic.
“I’ll keep this short and let Taylor finish.” Kylie says, “She’s the washed up girl who used to be good but still has a following because of social climbers. Taylor is the head of a stable full of snakes and I hate all of them. I’m going to destroy Taylor tonight because I am sick of hearing about how she has the best legs or something. Swift is nothing more than a big b*tch. Tonight, she’ll be mine and I will ruin her birthday, and when I am done with her, I will destroy the rest of her stable.”
“What this Jenner b*tch doesn’t say is that she hasn’t won a title other than the JMDD title and she lost that to my bimbo stablemate Emily DiDonato.” Swift shouts, “That should prevent her from ever getting a title chance again. I’m queen of the lightweights. I have the longest string of consecutive title defenses. I was queen of the Ice Hotel. I am the Mistress of the Body Saddle. I will not let some second rate Jenner beat me on my birthday.”
Kylie laughs, “Taylor is so stupid she thinks losing to Emily should prevent me from getting a title shot. Emily DiDonato ended that b*tch’s record setting lightweight title reign. She shouldn’t get a title shot again!”
Taylor turns red before lunging at the younger model, the blonde still engage in a stable civil war with Emily. The security steps in and no blows land at the press conference.
The fight is announced by the host and the arena grows louder. Kylie Jenner is introduced first and the Lookout fighter steps out and makes her way to the ring while accompanied by Yvonne Strahovski. Jenner steps into the ring and removes her robe to reveal a white bikini set that shows off her impressive curves and matching gloves. The crowd is mixed at first but the boos win out. The arena quests down and the host gets back on the microphone.
“And her opponent, from Wyomissing Pennsylvania. She hold the record for most consecutive lightweight title defenses. She is the former queen of the Ice Hotel. She is the current Mistress of the Body Saddle. She is the Pop Princess, the self-professed Queen of Fates, the best legs in the business, Taylor Swift!”
The blonde girl steps out to the thunderous cheers of her adoring fans in the crowd and the singer waves at the entrance before making her way to the ring. Taylor sheds her robe to reveal a black sports bra with spandex bottoms, showing off her impressive stems and toned figure. The blonde mounts the ring post to pose for the crowd, the singer absorbing the scene for her birthday. Kylie rolls her eyes as she talks to Yvonne while Taylor slowly dismounts, being sure to stride around to show off her legs. The ref gives the two girls final instructions and the two girls refuse to touch gloves. The ref does not ask twice and calls for the bell.
Round 1:
Taylor and Kylie are quick out of their corners and it does not take long for Taylor to establish her jab with her reach advantage. Kylie keeping her guard up but the smaller girl just can’t handle Taylor’s reach, the blonde bullying the smaller girl around the ring without any responses from the model. Swift picking a spot on Jenner’s ribs early and finds it with a pair of rights. Jenner trying to contain her wince as Swift picks up the pace and the singer finds a straight left to Jenner’s face. Kylie backs up and Taylor comes at her with a right but the Lookout girl ducks the blow and tags the singer’s chest with a left. Taylor snarls and shoves Kylie back before connecting with another left and the bell rings.
Round 2:
Swift picks back up with her jabs and Jenner is on the run from the bell. Taylor putting her long stems to use as she effortlessly covers the distance between the two girls. Kylie keeping her guard up, hoping the blonde will tire herself out but Kylie has to survive until then as Taylor fires lefts and rights at the model. Swift’s first blows bounce off of Jenner’s gloves before she finds a strike that makes it under her guard and into her rack. Jenner may be a JMDD veteran and former champion but the model still gasps when Swift targets her jugs. Taylor with a follow up to her midriff and steadily peppers blows into her body to force Kylie into the ropes. Jenner with a short right into Swift’s chest and she follows up with a left to the blonde’s torso but Swift buries a left that drives the air out of Jenner’s lungs. The model wraps up the singer after the blow and holds on to the bell a few seconds later as Taylor takes another round on points.
Round 3:
Jenner hears it from her corner between rounds and whatever is said changes how Kylie starts the round. Rather than keeping her guard up and waiting for the singer to strike, Jenner moves forward, working to get in close with Swift. Taylor with a jab to start that Kylie dodges by sliding right and then the shorter girl connects with blonde chin to start the round. Swift caught off guard by how quickly Jenner closed the distance and the singer puts her gloves up to block the model’s follow up at her head. Kylie shifts her focus to Taylor’s body and drives a hard left into her toned midriff. Swift squirms but Jenner isn’t done yet as Jenner follows up into Swift’s jugs, pounding her breadbasket. Kylie works Taylor back with phone booth boxing and the singer’s long arms struggle to find short punches. Swift using her legs to create distance as the round comes to an end as she lands a right into Jenner’s solar plexus. Kylie gasps in pain as she doubles over at the bell and limps to her corner.
Round 4:
Taylor with blood in her eyes as she comes out swinging and Kylie can only cover up as the blonde bullies the smaller girl with quick jabs. Jenner protecting her head but Swift buries leather into her already tender solar plexus and Kylie gasps as she goes for the clinch. Referee steps in and it is clear Jenner is hurting and is bent over at her waist but still upright. Blonde girl now darting around the ring, firing lefts and rights through the brunette’s guard and tagging Kylie’s face. Jenner stands her ground and goes phone booth boxing as Swift steps in to pound the blonde’s chest. Swift gasps as the smaller girl thumps her rack but Jenner’s left her head open. Taylor with a one-two combo to Kylie’s jaw and down goes the model! Swift to her corner with her arms raised already assuming victory. Jenner picks her head up and glances the singer’s raised arms and she huffs on the ground and wills herself to all fours by the count of five. Swift looks on in shock as Jenner forces herself up at six to make a statement. The ref waves Taylor back in but Jenner is too slippery, finding Swift’s flank. The bell rings and Taylor gets the first knockdown of the fight.
Round 5:
Taylor exits her corner in a blur and goes right for Kylie’s head and the smaller girl is forced to protect her head. Swift shifts and pounds a left into Jenner’s torso that she has spent the past several rounds softening and Jenner knows she can’t continue with the beating. Kylie gallops backward and Taylor steps forward to jab at Kylie but the model planted her feet and blocks the blow. Jenner connects with a right strike to Swift’s mouth and the blonde takes a half step back in shock. Kylie thumps Taylor’s rack and now the two girls are boxing in close quarters and the Lookout girl is in her element. Kylie pounding Taylor’s body but the blonde is now getting better at her close range game. Jenner takes a pair of rights to her ribs and the red spot on the model’s flank turns redder. The bell rings as the two girls are still hammering each others' bodies and the two girls are peeled off each other. Swift goes back to her corner leading at the halfway mark but the fight is not over.
Round 6:
Both women slow to get out of their corners as the battering they have taken from the previous five rounds begins to show. Taylor shoots out a jab that lacks the pace from earlier and it skips into Kylie’s shoulder. Jenner knocked off balance and she steps back and plants her feet. Swift feinting high as Jenner steps up and stops the singer’s strike with a chop into her mouth. Taylor instinctively moves her arms up but not before Kylie lands a punch to her nose and draws a trickle of blood. Jenner changes her focus as Swift protects her head and Jenner with a left right combo into the taller girl’s chest. Taylor gasps as Kylie finds her jugs and the brunette is not done with the phone booth boxing. Jenner working over Swift’s torso and bullying the bigger girl around the ring! Taylor clinches to force the break and the ref separates the two as the final seconds tick down. The bell rings and Kylie takes the sixth on points.
Round 7:
Kylie quick out of her corner and the starlet goes right for Taylor’s body but the singer is ready for her. Taylor with a jab that catches Kylie in her mouth and now the smaller girl is bloodied too. Swift with a right into Jenner’s jugs and the younger girl gasps in pain as the singer goes to candlyland. Taylor smacks Kylie jugs left and right with blows and the crowd goes wild for the singer as Kylie assets may leave her sports bra. Swift moving in closer as she hammers Jenner’s body and the Lookout girl steps in closer to nudge the bigger girl backward. Jenner follows up with an uppercut through Swift’s rack and the blonde now is the one gasping. Taylor clinches and the ref gets the two girls separated. Swift goes for a headhunting jab out of the break but Jenner ducks the blow and buries leather into the blonde’s solar plexus! Taylor shouts out as she clinches while Kylie works her rabbit punches as the bell rings.
Round 8:
Jenner again quick out of her corner and she feints high only to drive a follow up into Swift’s tender solar plexus and Taylor’s in trouble! Kylie drives the air past Taylor’s lips as the taller girl bends over. Jenner snaps the blonde back upright with an uppercut and Swift’s in the ropes. Kylie working on the bigger girl’s body as Taylor covers up but Kylie shells a right straight through Taylor’s guard and into her mouth! Swift practically falls onto Jenner for the break and Kylie continues to work short punches into Taylor’s body to the ref pulls the two women apart. Kylie looks to get in close with Taylor out of the break but the model takes a left jab to her rack and gets knocked off balance. Swift shoots out a right at Jenner’s head but some fancy footwork saves lets her dodge the blow before driving a hook into Swift’s jaw and sending her spinning! Kylie knocks Taylor back into the ropes and the blonde is butt in ropes as she holds on for the final seconds of the round. The bell rings and Swift barely makes it back to her corner, the blonde having to tell the ref to not stop the fight on her way back as her birthday has taken a turn for the worst.
Round 9:
The stunned crowd watches in silence as Kylie bounds out of her corner while Taylor struggles to make it to her feet, the blonde’s midriff pink from the pounding the younger girl’s blows. Jenner now the girl circling, licking her lips as she stalks her wounded prey. Kylie feints right before driving a left into Taylor’s guard. Swift with a short right into Jenner’s ribs in response and Jenner retreats. Kylie still circling Taylor and the model darts in and catches Taylor in her jaw with a left hook after feinting a right jab and Swift’s stems give a shimmy! Swift wobbly as she drops back and on comes Jenner! Taylor covering up but Kylie shows off her power as she smashes blows through the singer’s gloves. Kylie with a right that smokes Taylor’s mouth and reopens her upper lip and blood trickles out. Swift still standing and the blond winds up for a right but a left hook sends her blow wide as the taller girl goes spinning. Kylie pouncing with one, two, three uppercuts to Taylor’s chin as the blonde crashes to the canvas tits up! Taylor’s not moving and the crowd suddenly roars to life to drown out of the ref’s call for the bell! It’s over by KO9 and your winner is Kylie Jenner!
After:
Kylie spits out her gum shield and shouts “Good night b*tch!” at Taylor as she ruins the birthday girl’s event, the blonde still unconscious as the model raises her gloves and the crowd roars to life, the cameras flashing as they capture the moment. Jenner takes her time posing over the defeated girl as the crowd thinks about her sister’s victory over Swift at the same event in 2020. Taylor stirs and weakly moves her head and arms and the blonde lets out an involuntary groan.
Jenner hears her foe and plants her foot on the torso and Swift gasps in pain as her eyes open. Kylie presses down with all her weight and Taylor spits out “You b*tch!” at the younger woman. Jenner smiles as she sheds her gloves and plops onto Swift’s tender midriff, drawing an “oof” out of the blonde.
Kylie leans over Taylor’s face, leaning her cleavage over the singer’s eyes. “All that talk about being the best fighter at lightweight right now and being so successful that I was envious of you.” Jenner laughs. “Tay Tay you are 500 this year and I am worth so much more than you.”
Taylor tries to say a response but Kylie thumps her in her rack and the singer goes quiet again. “I’m going to enjoy jugging you out tonight and proving that you are nothing compared to me. And once I am done with you, Emily will do the same thing. And when she’s done with you, I’ll smother her out because I hate your stable. I hate Emily. I hate how you made Blake a complete b*tch. I hate that washed up bimbo Rosie. I hate that fake JMD fighter Elizabeth Olsen. And most of all I hate you. Night night birthday girl.”
Kylie wastes no time as she pulls Taylor into her sweaty cleavage, the blonde’s arms flailing and hitting the raven haired girl’s back but the Fates girl is too weak and the Lookout girl keeps the smother locked in. Swift’s arms fall back to the canvas as the birthday girl goes limp. Jenner keeps the smother locked in for a few more seconds before releasing the hold and posing for the cameras. The Lookout girl made a statement tonight, and the rivalry between Lookout and Fates only looks to keep continuing.
