Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Nov 30, 2022 21:20:05 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"The FCBA," says a hard-eyed Milana, "Is about opportunities. I haven't had very many, and this girl's had a ton. Well. Tonight, I get one, and I'm going to take FULL advantage of it."
"She's DEFINITELY got an opportunity tonight," says Billie with just a hint of a smile, "To get her butt whipped by ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Can't Be Saved' by Senses Fail you hear behind us, and here comes brunette beauty 'Milana Vayntrub!"
McCarthy: "And, before anybody points out that this girl HAS FCBA wins, she doesn't have many and not ONE was in JMD..."
Cassie: "To be fair, Milana's never HAD a JMD bout and this is only Billie's third..."
McCarthy: "Where I went to school, TWO is more than ZERO..."
Tess: "Are you SURE, Mac? Because zero didn't appear until about 3 B.C. That was after you graduated, wasn't it?"
McCarthy: "THREE...I...YOU...SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, and drink IN the lovely Ms. Vayntrub as she's helped off with the robe to reveal that black number we've seen before. And, that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' hammering through the arena, and here comes the singer of that tune, 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
Cassie: "Billie's had an excellent junior year in 2022, and she's had a pair of JMD wins in her last two bouts. Definitely wants to make it three in a row tonight."
O'Dell: "Billie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd giving some MAJOR pop to Billie in that emerald number we've seen before. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Vayntrub is a tomato can. Eilish."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous. Let's see if the ladies are right. Billie after Milana immediately, and that's no surprise, given how aggressive Eilish can be. She's coming forward behind the left, backing up the older woman, thumping right hands to both head and body."
Cassie: "Vayntrub not willing to engage on these terms right now..."
O'Dell: "Which is probably a pretty good idea. Getting into a firefight with a hitter like Billie in the first round. Let's just say we've seen how that goes. So, instead, the older brunette looks to manage, working the left hand, giving ground, moving, while Billie piles up points."
McCarthy: "Ref needs to watch all those body shots. Remember, Front Street is famous for low blows!"
O'Dell: "We're into the final fifteen seconds of the first, and Eilish has been in control the whole way. She steps to Milana and works some body, landing a NICE right hook to the head right before the bell! Excellent first round for Billie, who leaves no doubt about it as she takes it wide."
Tess: "And grabs the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins the way the first ended, with Billie pushing forward. Milana's had a round to do some recon, though, and she's handling this much better. Vayntrub working the left, giving a little ground, moving laterally, working to get some space, making Billie work to close..."
McCarthy: "This is smart stuff from Vayntrub. Most UNEDUCATED fans think JMD is all about getting in there and throwing slop. It doesn't HAVE to be. You can use your wileys as MAC THE KNIFE has proven again and again!"
Tess: "Use your what now?"
Cassie: "Worth it, BFF?"
Tess: "Good point..."
McCarthy: "WILL you two stop babbling? Concentrate on the fight!"
O'Dell: "Where we're seeing good, two-way action right now and just a bit of rack work. Milana trying to jab away at Billie's jugs as Eilish pushes forward, and the younger woman is hooking some rack here and there when she gets inside. Not at lot in it right now..."
Tess: "Definitely a much better round for Milana."
O'Dell: "We're coming down the stretch in a very even second round and Vayntrub her best combination of the fight! Stopped Eilish with a jab then put together a nice three-punch. Just a few seconds remaining. Good right from Milana and there's the bell. Close in the second, but Vayntrub on the board."
Cassie: "And we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Vayntrub picking up where she left off in the second as we start the third. Older brunette putting punches together and putting Billie on the back foot. Eilish unable to get forward now, as it's Milana who's gone onto the offensive in a big way here, working jabs to the head and hooks to the rack..."
Cassie: "Billie needs to get off square. A little too straight ahead right now."
O'Dell: "No doubt Vayntrub has the range. She's getting that jab in the face again and again and working right hands off it. Eilish able to land in spots, but she's not getting any consistent work done. Instead, the older woman's getting much the better of things right now..."
McCarthy: "Vayntrub keeps this up, she'll knock this Dancing Hooker out."
O'Dell: "Just twenty ticks remaining in the third, and Milana's been in control throughout. GOOD right hand, Vayntrub and now she steps in and works some rack. Billie responding in kind in there and JMD is seriously breaking out as the final seconds expire. There's the bell. Vayntrub wide."
Tess: "And, Milana moves into a 29-28 lead."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Milana working for range here, moving the feet, using the jab. Billie more active with the feet, angling, coming forward, hooking body and then some rack. Things getting more physical in there right now, and this is clearly what the younger brunette wants..."
Tess: "Billie definitely getting more work done right now."
O'Dell: "Head, body, and RACK being worked as Eilish is slowly beginning to take control. She's backing up Milana again as she did in the first and there's a NASTY right hand! Vayntrub is HURT! Milana backed into the ropes and Eilish working some jug. Vayntrub trying to tie up. Billie going all hup-hup to the rack and ELISH DROPS MILANA WITH A RIGHT HOOK!"
Cassie: "Not sure she's getting up from that..."
O'Dell: "Billie to a neutral corner. Milana down on her right side. Count at three. Four. Five. Vayntrub pushing up to elbow and haunch. Six. Seven. She's rolling to hands and knees at eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Milana still on all fours as the count passes her by and it's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
McCarthy: "Lucky! Lucky to win and lucky I only fight Cougars now!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, this is three straight JMD fights and three straight wins for you..."
Billie (nodding): "Yeah. I like these kinds of fights, but I'm going to keep doing other stuff, flyweight and beach fights and some work at bantam. Not going to limit myself."
Tess: "It's been another good year for you. What's 2023 going to bring?"
Billie (smiling): "Hey, 2022 isn't over yet. Maybe I'll get back in the ring next month. But, to answer your question, gold is what I'm looking for next year. Gold."
"The FCBA," says a hard-eyed Milana, "Is about opportunities. I haven't had very many, and this girl's had a ton. Well. Tonight, I get one, and I'm going to take FULL advantage of it."
"She's DEFINITELY got an opportunity tonight," says Billie with just a hint of a smile, "To get her butt whipped by ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Can't Be Saved' by Senses Fail you hear behind us, and here comes brunette beauty 'Milana Vayntrub!"
McCarthy: "And, before anybody points out that this girl HAS FCBA wins, she doesn't have many and not ONE was in JMD..."
Cassie: "To be fair, Milana's never HAD a JMD bout and this is only Billie's third..."
McCarthy: "Where I went to school, TWO is more than ZERO..."
Tess: "Are you SURE, Mac? Because zero didn't appear until about 3 B.C. That was after you graduated, wasn't it?"
McCarthy: "THREE...I...YOU...SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, and drink IN the lovely Ms. Vayntrub as she's helped off with the robe to reveal that black number we've seen before. And, that's 'You Should See Me In A Crown' hammering through the arena, and here comes the singer of that tune, 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
Cassie: "Billie's had an excellent junior year in 2022, and she's had a pair of JMD wins in her last two bouts. Definitely wants to make it three in a row tonight."
O'Dell: "Billie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd giving some MAJOR pop to Billie in that emerald number we've seen before. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Billie. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Vayntrub is a tomato can. Eilish."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous. Let's see if the ladies are right. Billie after Milana immediately, and that's no surprise, given how aggressive Eilish can be. She's coming forward behind the left, backing up the older woman, thumping right hands to both head and body."
Cassie: "Vayntrub not willing to engage on these terms right now..."
O'Dell: "Which is probably a pretty good idea. Getting into a firefight with a hitter like Billie in the first round. Let's just say we've seen how that goes. So, instead, the older brunette looks to manage, working the left hand, giving ground, moving, while Billie piles up points."
McCarthy: "Ref needs to watch all those body shots. Remember, Front Street is famous for low blows!"
O'Dell: "We're into the final fifteen seconds of the first, and Eilish has been in control the whole way. She steps to Milana and works some body, landing a NICE right hook to the head right before the bell! Excellent first round for Billie, who leaves no doubt about it as she takes it wide."
Tess: "And grabs the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins the way the first ended, with Billie pushing forward. Milana's had a round to do some recon, though, and she's handling this much better. Vayntrub working the left, giving a little ground, moving laterally, working to get some space, making Billie work to close..."
McCarthy: "This is smart stuff from Vayntrub. Most UNEDUCATED fans think JMD is all about getting in there and throwing slop. It doesn't HAVE to be. You can use your wileys as MAC THE KNIFE has proven again and again!"
Tess: "Use your what now?"
Cassie: "Worth it, BFF?"
Tess: "Good point..."
McCarthy: "WILL you two stop babbling? Concentrate on the fight!"
O'Dell: "Where we're seeing good, two-way action right now and just a bit of rack work. Milana trying to jab away at Billie's jugs as Eilish pushes forward, and the younger woman is hooking some rack here and there when she gets inside. Not at lot in it right now..."
Tess: "Definitely a much better round for Milana."
O'Dell: "We're coming down the stretch in a very even second round and Vayntrub her best combination of the fight! Stopped Eilish with a jab then put together a nice three-punch. Just a few seconds remaining. Good right from Milana and there's the bell. Close in the second, but Vayntrub on the board."
Cassie: "And we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Vayntrub picking up where she left off in the second as we start the third. Older brunette putting punches together and putting Billie on the back foot. Eilish unable to get forward now, as it's Milana who's gone onto the offensive in a big way here, working jabs to the head and hooks to the rack..."
Cassie: "Billie needs to get off square. A little too straight ahead right now."
O'Dell: "No doubt Vayntrub has the range. She's getting that jab in the face again and again and working right hands off it. Eilish able to land in spots, but she's not getting any consistent work done. Instead, the older woman's getting much the better of things right now..."
McCarthy: "Vayntrub keeps this up, she'll knock this Dancing Hooker out."
O'Dell: "Just twenty ticks remaining in the third, and Milana's been in control throughout. GOOD right hand, Vayntrub and now she steps in and works some rack. Billie responding in kind in there and JMD is seriously breaking out as the final seconds expire. There's the bell. Vayntrub wide."
Tess: "And, Milana moves into a 29-28 lead."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Milana working for range here, moving the feet, using the jab. Billie more active with the feet, angling, coming forward, hooking body and then some rack. Things getting more physical in there right now, and this is clearly what the younger brunette wants..."
Tess: "Billie definitely getting more work done right now."
O'Dell: "Head, body, and RACK being worked as Eilish is slowly beginning to take control. She's backing up Milana again as she did in the first and there's a NASTY right hand! Vayntrub is HURT! Milana backed into the ropes and Eilish working some jug. Vayntrub trying to tie up. Billie going all hup-hup to the rack and ELISH DROPS MILANA WITH A RIGHT HOOK!"
Cassie: "Not sure she's getting up from that..."
O'Dell: "Billie to a neutral corner. Milana down on her right side. Count at three. Four. Five. Vayntrub pushing up to elbow and haunch. Six. Seven. She's rolling to hands and knees at eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Milana still on all fours as the count passes her by and it's OVER! And your winner by KO4 is 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
McCarthy: "Lucky! Lucky to win and lucky I only fight Cougars now!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, this is three straight JMD fights and three straight wins for you..."
Billie (nodding): "Yeah. I like these kinds of fights, but I'm going to keep doing other stuff, flyweight and beach fights and some work at bantam. Not going to limit myself."
Tess: "It's been another good year for you. What's 2023 going to bring?"
Billie (smiling): "Hey, 2022 isn't over yet. Maybe I'll get back in the ring next month. But, to answer your question, gold is what I'm looking for next year. Gold."