Post by Lookout! Boxing on Nov 27, 2022 12:39:09 GMT -6
Megan Fox versus Jessica Alba (Body Saddle)
Result: Lookout, Words: Cbr
Conference:
At the conference before the fight, Jessica shows up in a sharp tight outfit with black leather pants and jacket, short-heeled boots and fingerless gloves, as if she's trying to look as tough as she can, while Megan chooses a relaxed outlook with a simple white dress. Both ladies came well prepared for a verbal duel to boost the hype for the match, with Jessica stating that:
"We both have a similar record, but we only met once in the ring..." but Megan interrupted her, laughing:
"Not at all. My record is fantastic and yours is just crap." But Jessica, ignoring her, continued:
"I can see that this bizarre, Body Saddle event attracts audiences and I of course accept the silly challenge, but I am more focused on a fight. This is my rematch with Megan and I want to tell all my fans that it is time for payback," to which Megan replies with:
"Bizarre... coming from a person promoting a lingerie boxing association... Also, she's been in the saddle before. But, actually there's not much to say about the match - we fought before, I knocked her out, I'll do it again, then ride her battered ass around the ring in front of all her fans..." Megan chuckles and shrugs her shoulders "What fans... she's delusional."
"I'd watch my mouth if I were you. I have a huge fanbase and I accomplished a lot in my career...", Jessica responds, fuming.
"Oh yeah, you were something ...blah blah... you know why the organizers put you in this match...", Megan barks back at Alba, "...because they needed someone who would do anything for some publicity, anything.... you know you have no chance to win this, but it's a chance to show up in an event, a straw... so you grab on to it..."
"It takes two to dance. You'll be happy to wear the saddle and give me a ride after I'm done with you!", Alba walks closer to Megan, as if she is about to forget about their verbal duel and get physical.
"The world forgot about you, cougar.... " Megan laughs as she backs off a few steps, letting the security get between her and her opponent, saying
"I'll make you my pony and enjoy every minute of it, just like Charlize did," with an evil grin on her face as she leaves the press room.
Fight Night:
The crowd roars as the loud music synced with the light show blasts around the arena before focusing on the center of the ring where two girls showcase the dreaded body saddle, a device invented with one purpose: to humiliate a loser and let the winner dominate in her victory. The announcer goes through a short history of the body saddle fights before introducing the fighters.
First fighter to enter the arena is Megan, she's quick to get through the ropes and out of her robe, showing her amazing body in a classy designer's lacy black bra and panties lingerie set, with matching black boxing gloves. Kicking off her high heels, she does a showboating walk around the ring and the crowd gives her big support, then she goes back to her corner to prepare for the fight.
Alba comes in next, down to the ring and off with her robe, revealing her body clad in a white bra and panties lingerie set, with blue boxing gloves, legs covered in shiny white stockings, with matching white high heels she kicks off, as the crowd welcome Jessica to the ring. She takes a walk around showing off her beautiful figure before scooting back to her corner for the final advice before the fight.
The fighters meet at the center of the ring for the instructions and once again, the saddle is presented, placed between two beauties, both knowing that one of them is going to be under the saddle and one of them is going to be on top after the fight is over.
They exchange a few words before they're sent back to their corners, and soon, we are ready for 10 rounds of Bantamweight action.
ROUND 1:
Megan takes the initiative from the bell. She dictates the pace and fighting distance that suits her, pulling Jessica into close combat and not letting her use her longer reach effectively. Alba tries to set a slower pace, strike from a distance and stay safe, and it works for a while, until Fox finds her head with a jab and comes in close swinging lefts and rights to her body. At the bell it was clear that Megan won the round widely, leaving Jessica red-cheeked and in search of a different approach to this fight.
ROUND 2:
Fox continues with bullying Jessica into close range exchanges. It suits Megan and she scores good shots, but as the round progresses it looks like Alba is adapting to her style and starts reading her opponent better, snapping Megan's head many times with sharp jabs, counterpunching and fighting on backfoot, using the advantage of slightly longer reach and keeping out of harm's way. But Fox wants to brawl - she walks through a jab and unleashes a series of body shots that rock Alba's body, right before the bell. Still, Jessica takes the round close.
ROUND 3:
Jessica boxes smart, keeps the pace slower and scores good points with her precisely timed jab that regularly stings Megan on her way into or after an exchange. Alba occasionally goes for some head hunting, but only to make Fox get her guard up so she can attack her body. She smacks her blue gloves into her flanks and belly, but eats a jab in the process as Fox resets back to a safe distance. Megan lets her opponent close and ducks under her jab, then fires a combo to her body, but most of her punches get blocked and the plan backfires with another jab to her face. She spends the round trying to find a way to break through Jessica's defenses, but gets hit a lot in the process. The round ends with Jessica rocking her head with a right cross then blasting her belly and boobs with a left-right combo. Jessica takes another round, widely.
ROUND 4:
It's Round Four and Jessica continues where she left off in the third, thumping a well-timed combo into Megan's flanks and belly. Fox takes a jab into her face as she tries to get into firing range, but almost sends Jessica's boobs out into the pubic with a series of short uppercuts that make Alba wince and back off. But she's back with an approach that Fox had no answer for in a previous round. Megan eats a jab, then her ribs take two hits and she covers up to block the blow to the belly, countering with a jab that misses. Jessica comes in again and Megan still doesn't have the answer, it seems, until she does, ducking under Alba's right and unleashing a massive right hand that lands flush into Jessica's face.
Jessica's shell shocked, unable to regroup or back off in time as Fox pushes her guard to the side to deliver another big clean punch to her face that has the audience going wild, cheering for the younger fighter. Backpedalling in panic, Jessica takes another sharp punch to the head before being able to cover up, but Megan's not the person to let her take a break, now focusing on her body with a left-right combo to her flanks. Jessica has her butt in the ropes! She counters with a right that leaves her open for another bomb from Fox that sends her reeling off to the side. Megan knows what she's doing! She dispatches Jessica into the corner with a jab, then fires a barrage of blows to her body. Hurt, now sporting a nasty bruise under her left eye, and desperate for a clinch, Alba tries to grab her opponent, but Megan takes a step back on time leaving enough room between them to push her into the corner and slam a stiff left to her nose then a right hook to the side of her face, then hops to a well-calculated distance to observe her handiwork. Jessica fires a right that hits nothing, and she doesn't do much more with her left as it is easily blocked by oncoming Fox who smacks a combo to her face then gets out of the way of a wild right hook. Megan has Jessica exactly where she wants her, trapped in the corner, fighting back enough so that the ref can't stop the fight, but unable to do any damage to her. On the other side, Megan is inflicting damage, taking Jessica's beauty away with each punch to the face. She's not letting her get away out of the corner, but she also doesn't want to knock her down… she's methodically beating Alba up and she looks like she's enjoying it. Some of Jessica's fans in the crowd cover their faces as they can't look at their heroine being destroyed after such a good start, and then the front rows get sprayed by a mist of blood as Megan's glove violently collides with Jessica's nose. A nasty left to the mouth finally sends her down, splatting on her ass, then she rolls onto her side and into the ropes.
It takes some time for the ref to start the count as Megan takes a pose over her stricken opponent, before heading to the neutral corner. Megan is waving her gloved fist, shouting: "Get the saddle! It's over!", through her mouthguard, while in the background, Jessica is taking her time, resting on one knee, clearing the cobwebs as the blood from her nose keeps dripping to the canvas... and she's up at 8, a bit wobbly and unsure on her feet, but nodding to the ref that she can continue! As the ref cleans her gloves, the bell rings, ending the round in which Megan Fox dominated.
Jessica leans on the ropes for support as she heads in the direction of her corner, and her coach steps into the ring and helps her to her stool. She leans back looking at the ceiling, taking gulps of air, as her team works frantically to get her back into the fight. They work in silence - their fighter is a veteran and it's not the first time she's been on the receiving end and on the canvas, and they know what to do. It is also not the first time that their well-made and executed plan collapsed after one slip and the tables turned on them. The look on Jessica's face shows she's hurt and very aware that she's not doing well tonight. Even without a grotesque bruise under her left eye, a swollen lip and blood spattered all over her fighting attire, it is clear that Jessica would need a miracle to survive the next round and stay on her feet as, across the ring, a slightly disappointed, but eager to fight and looking fresh as if the match just started, Megan is enjoying the care and pampering of her team, smiling as if she just won the match, shouting at the ring girls: "Get the saddle ready! She'll quit on her stool. Maybe she'll go for one more round, but that's it.". The ring doctor walks over to team Alba and they have a chat, but at the end of the break, both ladies walk out of their corners for another round.
ROUND 5:
Megan is, of course, ready to finish the fight. In the last round, she undid all the advantages Jessica built up from the start, ruined her good looks, and had her ass knocked down. The only thing left to do is to knock out her wounded opponent and she comes in with a jab, then swings a right hook, but Jessica is quick on her feet enough to dodge the punch and snap a one-two to Megan's face. Coming after her, Fox fails to land more big blows as Jessica boxes well on the backfoot, retreating and stinging Megan's face with crisp jabs. It looks like Megan thinks that Alba is in survival mode after the knockdown, so she just goes after her, but Jessica proves her wrong as she comes in and sneaks a combo to Fox's boobs, followed by a sharp uppercut to her jaw. A fantastic display of boxing skills by Jessica and her will to fight back, even when the odds are against her! She gets a roaring support from the crowd, even after Megan makes her nose bleed again with a right hook.
It's a cat-and-mouse game as the round progresses, except that the cat can't put a paw on a mouse and gets her face full of leather every time she tries to, but what keeps showing up as the time goes by is that the cat is much younger than her prey and even though Jessica's fancy footwork keeps her safe and lets her counter and score some good points to Megan's face, the round comes to an end and Alba seems slower and slower. She gets caught by a right that sends her reeling into the ropes, and Fox, clearly frustrated, unloads a barrage of blows that rock Jessica's body. She winces and puts her guard down to protect her hurt abs only to have her face blasted by a big right from Megan. Alba grabs her into a clinch and they wrestle until the ref separates them, just before the bell rings. Jessica wins the round close, happy that it's time to rest and take a much needed break, while Megan seems to be confused, wondering how she failed to capitalize on her success in the previous rounds.
ROUND 6:
For the sixth time tonight, two beautiful fighters step out to prove who's the best woman. They circle each other cautiously for a while, but it's just the calm before the storm as it's Megan who goes into attack mode by slamming a right to Jessica's face. She gets a jab back, but splats a left to Alba's ribs before she dances away to safety. But Fox doesn't care about dancing, she has had enough of it, and simply walks through another jab from Jessica to come in close enough to deliver a fantastic right hook to her ribs! The punch lands with a CRACK and the older fighter is stunned in an awkward stance, her face grimacing in pain. Then, she digs her glove deep into Jessica's belly, leaving her almost doubled over. Megan hops back to a safe distance expecting her opponent to go after her, but Jessica's dancing no more, following her flat-footed, sluggish, tired, and hurt performance. Fox sneaks in a jab through Alba's guard, then a right hook finds her chin. Jessica's face freezes, her legs turned to jelly before she CRASHES down to the mat!
This time, Megan is quick to go to the neutral corner and let the ref start the count, wondering if her opponent will be able to rise again like she did last time. But down on the canvas, things are not looking good for Jessica. She's conscious, blinking as she looks at the ceiling, disoriented and dizzy. She manages to get on all fours, but she veers off into the ropes as she crawls and tries to grab the lower rope, where she stays as the count reaches ten.
Official Decision: Megan Fox defeats Jessica Alba by a knockout in Round 6!
The winner has her gloves removed as she impatiently waits for the saddle to be brought into the ring. Megan's team cleans her up and gets her ready for the press and her victory ride. She poses for the press, flexing her biceps, celebrating her hard-fought victory.
Meanwhile, team Alba has a task on her hands. Gathered around their knocked-out fighter, they have to get her in the shape for the body saddle. Jessica is a sore sight to see, sitting on the canvas with her face all busted up and her attire that used to be white now all dirty, drenched with sweat and blood. She takes her time, then with some help from her team, she gets up and leans on the ropes for support, still looking very dizzy, as if she's going to fall back down at any time.
But the saddle is here and it's time. The models accompanying the saddle politely start strapping it onto Jessica, whose eyes slowly fill with tears and she keeps looking down at her feet as the models put the shoulder pads and straps on first, then the hip pads... and soon, she is ready for Megan. Jessica sobs as Megan climbs onto to the saddle and settles in, resting her feet on her hips and grabbing her by the hair, yanking her head up.. The mistress wants to ride! Megan directs her pony Jessica for a first circle around the ring, but the poor, battered Hollywood star is still in a KO'ed daze, and has problems staying on her feet while carrying the saddle and Megan on top.
But the mistress wants to ride and it's a swift kick of the heels and a wince from Jessica and off they go on a wobbly and dizzy escapade. Jessica can't keep a straight line and she veers into the ropes, sobbing and groaning as she can't carry the weight much longer, but another sharp kick from Megan straightens her up and she goes a few steps more, then lets out a scream as another kick sets her forward. And she almost makes the first circle around the ring, but her legs give up and Jessica just splats down to the canvas, exhausted, Megan almost falling out of the saddle in the process. Not happy with how Jessica performed, Megan kicks her thighs and shouts, "Get up," but Alba is too spent to do anything but sob.
Soon, the models get the saddle off Jessica and let Team Alba pick her up and carry her out of the ring, while Megan gives a few words to the press: "It was fun to be here tonight and beat the crap out of a true legend of the sport. It's my personal achievement to be able to say 'I knocked out Jessica in a Body Saddle match, and I rode her around the ring' - it's so much fun!"
Later, Jessica gives her few words to the press, sitting at the medical table after a check-up, her face swollen and bruised. She speaks awkwardly due to her swollen lip: "How do I feel? I don't feel well. I was beaten up, knocked out, then humiliated tonight. I know it's all part of the show and I know I wouldn't feel bad for Megan if I had won the match. But there is something I'd like the officials to investigate. I think her gloves were loaded or something… She hit me HARD, but I have been hit harder by bigger opponents and it didn't have an effect like she did tonight. Something is not OK and my team will file an official complaint later today."
A well-known FCBA expert summed up tonight's events in a few sentences: "We all knew how this match was going to go: it would have been a miracle if Jessica pulled out a victory, and Megan Fox deserved to celebrate tonight. But actually, Alba was the star of the show - she had the match in her hands and if she didn't slip a few times, she actually had a chance to win it, until Megan tore her apart in the fourth. But again, something like that was to be expected. Regarding her post-fight claims about Fox having loaded gloves, that's just pure BS. Megan messed her up because Jessica allowed her to land a lot of clean shots and Fox knew what she wanted and went for it. I don't think anyone takes her claims seriously, even herself."
Result: Lookout, Words: Cbr
Conference:
At the conference before the fight, Jessica shows up in a sharp tight outfit with black leather pants and jacket, short-heeled boots and fingerless gloves, as if she's trying to look as tough as she can, while Megan chooses a relaxed outlook with a simple white dress. Both ladies came well prepared for a verbal duel to boost the hype for the match, with Jessica stating that:
"We both have a similar record, but we only met once in the ring..." but Megan interrupted her, laughing:
"Not at all. My record is fantastic and yours is just crap." But Jessica, ignoring her, continued:
"I can see that this bizarre, Body Saddle event attracts audiences and I of course accept the silly challenge, but I am more focused on a fight. This is my rematch with Megan and I want to tell all my fans that it is time for payback," to which Megan replies with:
"Bizarre... coming from a person promoting a lingerie boxing association... Also, she's been in the saddle before. But, actually there's not much to say about the match - we fought before, I knocked her out, I'll do it again, then ride her battered ass around the ring in front of all her fans..." Megan chuckles and shrugs her shoulders "What fans... she's delusional."
"I'd watch my mouth if I were you. I have a huge fanbase and I accomplished a lot in my career...", Jessica responds, fuming.
"Oh yeah, you were something ...blah blah... you know why the organizers put you in this match...", Megan barks back at Alba, "...because they needed someone who would do anything for some publicity, anything.... you know you have no chance to win this, but it's a chance to show up in an event, a straw... so you grab on to it..."
"It takes two to dance. You'll be happy to wear the saddle and give me a ride after I'm done with you!", Alba walks closer to Megan, as if she is about to forget about their verbal duel and get physical.
"The world forgot about you, cougar.... " Megan laughs as she backs off a few steps, letting the security get between her and her opponent, saying
"I'll make you my pony and enjoy every minute of it, just like Charlize did," with an evil grin on her face as she leaves the press room.
Fight Night:
The crowd roars as the loud music synced with the light show blasts around the arena before focusing on the center of the ring where two girls showcase the dreaded body saddle, a device invented with one purpose: to humiliate a loser and let the winner dominate in her victory. The announcer goes through a short history of the body saddle fights before introducing the fighters.
First fighter to enter the arena is Megan, she's quick to get through the ropes and out of her robe, showing her amazing body in a classy designer's lacy black bra and panties lingerie set, with matching black boxing gloves. Kicking off her high heels, she does a showboating walk around the ring and the crowd gives her big support, then she goes back to her corner to prepare for the fight.
Alba comes in next, down to the ring and off with her robe, revealing her body clad in a white bra and panties lingerie set, with blue boxing gloves, legs covered in shiny white stockings, with matching white high heels she kicks off, as the crowd welcome Jessica to the ring. She takes a walk around showing off her beautiful figure before scooting back to her corner for the final advice before the fight.
The fighters meet at the center of the ring for the instructions and once again, the saddle is presented, placed between two beauties, both knowing that one of them is going to be under the saddle and one of them is going to be on top after the fight is over.
They exchange a few words before they're sent back to their corners, and soon, we are ready for 10 rounds of Bantamweight action.
ROUND 1:
Megan takes the initiative from the bell. She dictates the pace and fighting distance that suits her, pulling Jessica into close combat and not letting her use her longer reach effectively. Alba tries to set a slower pace, strike from a distance and stay safe, and it works for a while, until Fox finds her head with a jab and comes in close swinging lefts and rights to her body. At the bell it was clear that Megan won the round widely, leaving Jessica red-cheeked and in search of a different approach to this fight.
ROUND 2:
Fox continues with bullying Jessica into close range exchanges. It suits Megan and she scores good shots, but as the round progresses it looks like Alba is adapting to her style and starts reading her opponent better, snapping Megan's head many times with sharp jabs, counterpunching and fighting on backfoot, using the advantage of slightly longer reach and keeping out of harm's way. But Fox wants to brawl - she walks through a jab and unleashes a series of body shots that rock Alba's body, right before the bell. Still, Jessica takes the round close.
ROUND 3:
Jessica boxes smart, keeps the pace slower and scores good points with her precisely timed jab that regularly stings Megan on her way into or after an exchange. Alba occasionally goes for some head hunting, but only to make Fox get her guard up so she can attack her body. She smacks her blue gloves into her flanks and belly, but eats a jab in the process as Fox resets back to a safe distance. Megan lets her opponent close and ducks under her jab, then fires a combo to her body, but most of her punches get blocked and the plan backfires with another jab to her face. She spends the round trying to find a way to break through Jessica's defenses, but gets hit a lot in the process. The round ends with Jessica rocking her head with a right cross then blasting her belly and boobs with a left-right combo. Jessica takes another round, widely.
ROUND 4:
It's Round Four and Jessica continues where she left off in the third, thumping a well-timed combo into Megan's flanks and belly. Fox takes a jab into her face as she tries to get into firing range, but almost sends Jessica's boobs out into the pubic with a series of short uppercuts that make Alba wince and back off. But she's back with an approach that Fox had no answer for in a previous round. Megan eats a jab, then her ribs take two hits and she covers up to block the blow to the belly, countering with a jab that misses. Jessica comes in again and Megan still doesn't have the answer, it seems, until she does, ducking under Alba's right and unleashing a massive right hand that lands flush into Jessica's face.
Jessica's shell shocked, unable to regroup or back off in time as Fox pushes her guard to the side to deliver another big clean punch to her face that has the audience going wild, cheering for the younger fighter. Backpedalling in panic, Jessica takes another sharp punch to the head before being able to cover up, but Megan's not the person to let her take a break, now focusing on her body with a left-right combo to her flanks. Jessica has her butt in the ropes! She counters with a right that leaves her open for another bomb from Fox that sends her reeling off to the side. Megan knows what she's doing! She dispatches Jessica into the corner with a jab, then fires a barrage of blows to her body. Hurt, now sporting a nasty bruise under her left eye, and desperate for a clinch, Alba tries to grab her opponent, but Megan takes a step back on time leaving enough room between them to push her into the corner and slam a stiff left to her nose then a right hook to the side of her face, then hops to a well-calculated distance to observe her handiwork. Jessica fires a right that hits nothing, and she doesn't do much more with her left as it is easily blocked by oncoming Fox who smacks a combo to her face then gets out of the way of a wild right hook. Megan has Jessica exactly where she wants her, trapped in the corner, fighting back enough so that the ref can't stop the fight, but unable to do any damage to her. On the other side, Megan is inflicting damage, taking Jessica's beauty away with each punch to the face. She's not letting her get away out of the corner, but she also doesn't want to knock her down… she's methodically beating Alba up and she looks like she's enjoying it. Some of Jessica's fans in the crowd cover their faces as they can't look at their heroine being destroyed after such a good start, and then the front rows get sprayed by a mist of blood as Megan's glove violently collides with Jessica's nose. A nasty left to the mouth finally sends her down, splatting on her ass, then she rolls onto her side and into the ropes.
It takes some time for the ref to start the count as Megan takes a pose over her stricken opponent, before heading to the neutral corner. Megan is waving her gloved fist, shouting: "Get the saddle! It's over!", through her mouthguard, while in the background, Jessica is taking her time, resting on one knee, clearing the cobwebs as the blood from her nose keeps dripping to the canvas... and she's up at 8, a bit wobbly and unsure on her feet, but nodding to the ref that she can continue! As the ref cleans her gloves, the bell rings, ending the round in which Megan Fox dominated.
Jessica leans on the ropes for support as she heads in the direction of her corner, and her coach steps into the ring and helps her to her stool. She leans back looking at the ceiling, taking gulps of air, as her team works frantically to get her back into the fight. They work in silence - their fighter is a veteran and it's not the first time she's been on the receiving end and on the canvas, and they know what to do. It is also not the first time that their well-made and executed plan collapsed after one slip and the tables turned on them. The look on Jessica's face shows she's hurt and very aware that she's not doing well tonight. Even without a grotesque bruise under her left eye, a swollen lip and blood spattered all over her fighting attire, it is clear that Jessica would need a miracle to survive the next round and stay on her feet as, across the ring, a slightly disappointed, but eager to fight and looking fresh as if the match just started, Megan is enjoying the care and pampering of her team, smiling as if she just won the match, shouting at the ring girls: "Get the saddle ready! She'll quit on her stool. Maybe she'll go for one more round, but that's it.". The ring doctor walks over to team Alba and they have a chat, but at the end of the break, both ladies walk out of their corners for another round.
ROUND 5:
Megan is, of course, ready to finish the fight. In the last round, she undid all the advantages Jessica built up from the start, ruined her good looks, and had her ass knocked down. The only thing left to do is to knock out her wounded opponent and she comes in with a jab, then swings a right hook, but Jessica is quick on her feet enough to dodge the punch and snap a one-two to Megan's face. Coming after her, Fox fails to land more big blows as Jessica boxes well on the backfoot, retreating and stinging Megan's face with crisp jabs. It looks like Megan thinks that Alba is in survival mode after the knockdown, so she just goes after her, but Jessica proves her wrong as she comes in and sneaks a combo to Fox's boobs, followed by a sharp uppercut to her jaw. A fantastic display of boxing skills by Jessica and her will to fight back, even when the odds are against her! She gets a roaring support from the crowd, even after Megan makes her nose bleed again with a right hook.
It's a cat-and-mouse game as the round progresses, except that the cat can't put a paw on a mouse and gets her face full of leather every time she tries to, but what keeps showing up as the time goes by is that the cat is much younger than her prey and even though Jessica's fancy footwork keeps her safe and lets her counter and score some good points to Megan's face, the round comes to an end and Alba seems slower and slower. She gets caught by a right that sends her reeling into the ropes, and Fox, clearly frustrated, unloads a barrage of blows that rock Jessica's body. She winces and puts her guard down to protect her hurt abs only to have her face blasted by a big right from Megan. Alba grabs her into a clinch and they wrestle until the ref separates them, just before the bell rings. Jessica wins the round close, happy that it's time to rest and take a much needed break, while Megan seems to be confused, wondering how she failed to capitalize on her success in the previous rounds.
ROUND 6:
For the sixth time tonight, two beautiful fighters step out to prove who's the best woman. They circle each other cautiously for a while, but it's just the calm before the storm as it's Megan who goes into attack mode by slamming a right to Jessica's face. She gets a jab back, but splats a left to Alba's ribs before she dances away to safety. But Fox doesn't care about dancing, she has had enough of it, and simply walks through another jab from Jessica to come in close enough to deliver a fantastic right hook to her ribs! The punch lands with a CRACK and the older fighter is stunned in an awkward stance, her face grimacing in pain. Then, she digs her glove deep into Jessica's belly, leaving her almost doubled over. Megan hops back to a safe distance expecting her opponent to go after her, but Jessica's dancing no more, following her flat-footed, sluggish, tired, and hurt performance. Fox sneaks in a jab through Alba's guard, then a right hook finds her chin. Jessica's face freezes, her legs turned to jelly before she CRASHES down to the mat!
This time, Megan is quick to go to the neutral corner and let the ref start the count, wondering if her opponent will be able to rise again like she did last time. But down on the canvas, things are not looking good for Jessica. She's conscious, blinking as she looks at the ceiling, disoriented and dizzy. She manages to get on all fours, but she veers off into the ropes as she crawls and tries to grab the lower rope, where she stays as the count reaches ten.
Official Decision: Megan Fox defeats Jessica Alba by a knockout in Round 6!
The winner has her gloves removed as she impatiently waits for the saddle to be brought into the ring. Megan's team cleans her up and gets her ready for the press and her victory ride. She poses for the press, flexing her biceps, celebrating her hard-fought victory.
Meanwhile, team Alba has a task on her hands. Gathered around their knocked-out fighter, they have to get her in the shape for the body saddle. Jessica is a sore sight to see, sitting on the canvas with her face all busted up and her attire that used to be white now all dirty, drenched with sweat and blood. She takes her time, then with some help from her team, she gets up and leans on the ropes for support, still looking very dizzy, as if she's going to fall back down at any time.
But the saddle is here and it's time. The models accompanying the saddle politely start strapping it onto Jessica, whose eyes slowly fill with tears and she keeps looking down at her feet as the models put the shoulder pads and straps on first, then the hip pads... and soon, she is ready for Megan. Jessica sobs as Megan climbs onto to the saddle and settles in, resting her feet on her hips and grabbing her by the hair, yanking her head up.. The mistress wants to ride! Megan directs her pony Jessica for a first circle around the ring, but the poor, battered Hollywood star is still in a KO'ed daze, and has problems staying on her feet while carrying the saddle and Megan on top.
But the mistress wants to ride and it's a swift kick of the heels and a wince from Jessica and off they go on a wobbly and dizzy escapade. Jessica can't keep a straight line and she veers into the ropes, sobbing and groaning as she can't carry the weight much longer, but another sharp kick from Megan straightens her up and she goes a few steps more, then lets out a scream as another kick sets her forward. And she almost makes the first circle around the ring, but her legs give up and Jessica just splats down to the canvas, exhausted, Megan almost falling out of the saddle in the process. Not happy with how Jessica performed, Megan kicks her thighs and shouts, "Get up," but Alba is too spent to do anything but sob.
Soon, the models get the saddle off Jessica and let Team Alba pick her up and carry her out of the ring, while Megan gives a few words to the press: "It was fun to be here tonight and beat the crap out of a true legend of the sport. It's my personal achievement to be able to say 'I knocked out Jessica in a Body Saddle match, and I rode her around the ring' - it's so much fun!"
Later, Jessica gives her few words to the press, sitting at the medical table after a check-up, her face swollen and bruised. She speaks awkwardly due to her swollen lip: "How do I feel? I don't feel well. I was beaten up, knocked out, then humiliated tonight. I know it's all part of the show and I know I wouldn't feel bad for Megan if I had won the match. But there is something I'd like the officials to investigate. I think her gloves were loaded or something… She hit me HARD, but I have been hit harder by bigger opponents and it didn't have an effect like she did tonight. Something is not OK and my team will file an official complaint later today."
A well-known FCBA expert summed up tonight's events in a few sentences: "We all knew how this match was going to go: it would have been a miracle if Jessica pulled out a victory, and Megan Fox deserved to celebrate tonight. But actually, Alba was the star of the show - she had the match in her hands and if she didn't slip a few times, she actually had a chance to win it, until Megan tore her apart in the fourth. But again, something like that was to be expected. Regarding her post-fight claims about Fox having loaded gloves, that's just pure BS. Megan messed her up because Jessica allowed her to land a lot of clean shots and Fox knew what she wanted and went for it. I don't think anyone takes her claims seriously, even herself."