Got Room for One More? 10/17/03: Ali Landry vs Tyra Banks
Nov 25, 2022 12:16:07 GMT -6
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Post by Archer on Nov 25, 2022 12:16:07 GMT -6
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17 OCTOBER 2003 TYRA BANKS VS ALI LANDRY
Posted by Simguy on 10/17/2003, 6:38 am
Before: Tyra’s right hand has put Ali on her back, stripped titles off Ali’s waist—this mght be a tune-up for some commentators, but Landry never looks past a Banks fight.
“It’s a strange move,: says Ali of the risky bout. “I expect Hurley to pick and choose her opponents—there aren’t a lot of quality welters she can still beat. Banks is by FAR the tougher fight for me—if I can get her out of the way that pretty much puts me at the head of the class, PLUS, I won’t have to defend against Tyra unless I feel like it. Yes, it’s risky, but it’s a stay-busy bout that makes sense.”
Landry dogged by persistent rumours that she got dropped by a Linda Evangelists long right hand in camp.
“That’s nonsense!” She tells one BLONDE! magazine staffer. ”Yes, we had Linda in camp to simulate Tyra, and I beat her ass, which she’ll tell you if she’s honest. I’d like to know who your source is—as if I don’t know already.”
Ali in gold bikini, Tyra in elegant black halter bikini top gold loop connection, leopard rint bottoms, high slick ponytail. Gold bicep band.
R1: Ali respectful; even tentative, flinching whenever Tyra twitches that right mitt. Banks stepping forward purposefully—scowling expression, bringing the jab off her hip with some zip. Tyra reaching in long, loose-limbed punches off her front foot, scoring flat to Ali’s breasts—Banks smiling crudely as she gets after those million dollar jugs. Final minute—Tyra steps in off the jab, leans into that crashing right and catches the tip of Ali’s chin as Landry late turning away. Ali rocked, earmuffing up hurt—Tyra weight forward, arms dangling—she shellaks a whippy hook, drops the right down the idle as Landry’s face gets spanked, Banks shouting “WOOO!” at the bell, lifting her mitts and swaggering—Landry’s bleeding from the nose, shaking her head at herself as Tyra does harm.
R2: Tyra stalking, hands low—she’s getting fearsome heat on her stick, coming wie with bandy-armed rights on the ear, or the straighter, slicing right up the middle. Landry moving her head, jabbing to Tyra’s body, placing right hands to the chest and moving laterally—brunette legs start to impose order late as Landry circles, has Tyler just turning, waiting.
R3: Ali patient—right hand at her chest, jabbing consistently at the chest and face of her foe, keeping it up even when falling short. Landry circling left, changing direction to step right, and dipping in with a straight right to ribs as Tyra frowns in response. In and out stuff very effective—supermodel forced to adjust and readjust her feet, not looking too comfortable with her right quiet in its holster.
R4: Landry uptempoing, stepping around her girl, peppering Tyra the jabm picking spots to move in and punish the body. Landry fitting stiff, straight right hands to the ribs, and later in the round, she hangs around inside to snap off her hook. Landry bending at the waist, swaying low—she’s got Tyra backing up, trying to find some room to extend punches—Banks missing over the top as Ali posts a classy shutout.
R5: Tyra gets Ali’s attention with that ow slung jab, bringing Landry’s guard forward—clouting wide right on the chops moves Landry to her right. Banks stepping up the attack, drilling right jabbing whand up the middle, now slinging hook on the ear, now clubbing right on the opponent’s ear—Ali off balance. Tyra hook her lanky, hooks her lanky, DRIFTS the right cross and ALI’S ON HER BACK! Landry stunned, gorgeous golden body all stretched out—she gets painfully to her feet for a wonky 8—Bytchy sneer on Banks’ face as she bares her teeth in the neutral corner. Tyra menacing as she strides in, stoops to backhand belly the jab, then flicking it to the face, then driving in over the top with the vicious right—Landry rolling the cross, then clinching for dear life—brunette’s curvy legs al a-tremble, trying to shake off the damage. Banks falling in with her power, smothering herself on occasion—she works Landry over (including galloping lefts and rights against helpless jugs) but can’t hurt her again as Ali makes it to the bell.
R6: Ali makes a decision: stand in the pocket,, get close, work underneath Tyra’s jab. Landry jabbing with Banks to collapse the gap, then bending low, getting under Banks’ ja sizzling rights and snatching at that caramel body with biting lefts and rights. Banks crowded, constantly backpedalling to get distance, missing over the top. Midway through—Landry able slip the cross, pop up out of her crouch with a clanging hook and BANKS SCATTERS BACKWARDS! Tyra’s all shook up, wide eyed as she leans upright—Ali takes it to her! Landry staying compact, getting in close and punching with her back and legs behind blockbuster rib-work to either flank. Banks woozy, draping forward to clinch, but Ali’s not having it—pageant princess dips and chigs uppercuts, hammering up into Tyra’s lungs, then ransacking those mouth-watering jugs as Banks reels in a daze, Ali Landry to the bell, putting punches together, palming and shoving her girl to reset, then pounding way nice and tight, head and body. To leave Banks in tatters.
R7: Tyra shying away, sliding to the right, lifting the jab and pressing it onto Ali—Landry aggressively forward and ALI GOES DOWN! Tyra timing it beautifully—giving ground, then leaning into a smashing pre-emptive right on the jaw to put Ali on all fours. Landry up quik, saying hurt—she takes it, digs in as Tyra storms the gates! Banks feathering extended right jabs, trying to turn on the looping right uppercut, or diving in to decapitate Landry with overhand rights. Ali right hand at her cheek, left across her body—she’s bending forward to rollunder the cross, she’s coming back with brisk straight rights against the chest and clouting Banks’ jaw that snapping hook. Landry beats back Tyra’s finishing attempt—supermodel mouthbreathing, swelling up nicely as she pays a pretty price for her greed.
R8: Ali coming forward behind her jab, just keeping it on Tyra’s face, getting inside Tyra’s stick then plowing right hard to Nubian ribs. Banks licking the right uppercut, slinging the hook—but she’s growing ragged, punches wrapping round Ali’s shoulders as the brunette does a nice job of collapsing distance. Landry beatng the body with short, thumping strokes—she’s got Tyra discouraged, starting to break down. Final minute—Banks steps straight back after a Landry combination to the waist—Ali pounces forward with a swinging right and DOWN GOES TYRA! Glorious head-snap—Banks caught with her hands down trying to lean away--she flops on her back and couldn’t be more pathetic trying to struggle to her feet. Count passes her by—Tyra shabby on her knees, sobbing with one hand in the ropes—KO8 AI LANDRY!
After: Landry lumped up, down twice to booming Tyra Banks’ right hands—she wins the shootout by butchering Tyra to the body and getting ti the chin at last, but it’s a close run thing.
“Really?” says a bruised, but happy Ali when told of Tyra’s points lead going into the 8th. “I believe it—she’s really been a thorn in my side my entre career. I’m just glad to be rid of her for the time being. Now I can focus on bigger and better things—like running that trap Elizabeth Hurley the hell out of MY sandbox.”
Reposted by Archer
11/25/22
Archer. Its a good one though).**************************************************************************************************************************************
17 OCTOBER 2003 TYRA BANKS VS ALI LANDRY
Posted by Simguy on 10/17/2003, 6:38 am
Before: Tyra’s right hand has put Ali on her back, stripped titles off Ali’s waist—this mght be a tune-up for some commentators, but Landry never looks past a Banks fight.
“It’s a strange move,: says Ali of the risky bout. “I expect Hurley to pick and choose her opponents—there aren’t a lot of quality welters she can still beat. Banks is by FAR the tougher fight for me—if I can get her out of the way that pretty much puts me at the head of the class, PLUS, I won’t have to defend against Tyra unless I feel like it. Yes, it’s risky, but it’s a stay-busy bout that makes sense.”
Landry dogged by persistent rumours that she got dropped by a Linda Evangelists long right hand in camp.
“That’s nonsense!” She tells one BLONDE! magazine staffer. ”Yes, we had Linda in camp to simulate Tyra, and I beat her ass, which she’ll tell you if she’s honest. I’d like to know who your source is—as if I don’t know already.”
Ali in gold bikini, Tyra in elegant black halter bikini top gold loop connection, leopard rint bottoms, high slick ponytail. Gold bicep band.
R1: Ali respectful; even tentative, flinching whenever Tyra twitches that right mitt. Banks stepping forward purposefully—scowling expression, bringing the jab off her hip with some zip. Tyra reaching in long, loose-limbed punches off her front foot, scoring flat to Ali’s breasts—Banks smiling crudely as she gets after those million dollar jugs. Final minute—Tyra steps in off the jab, leans into that crashing right and catches the tip of Ali’s chin as Landry late turning away. Ali rocked, earmuffing up hurt—Tyra weight forward, arms dangling—she shellaks a whippy hook, drops the right down the idle as Landry’s face gets spanked, Banks shouting “WOOO!” at the bell, lifting her mitts and swaggering—Landry’s bleeding from the nose, shaking her head at herself as Tyra does harm.
R2: Tyra stalking, hands low—she’s getting fearsome heat on her stick, coming wie with bandy-armed rights on the ear, or the straighter, slicing right up the middle. Landry moving her head, jabbing to Tyra’s body, placing right hands to the chest and moving laterally—brunette legs start to impose order late as Landry circles, has Tyler just turning, waiting.
R3: Ali patient—right hand at her chest, jabbing consistently at the chest and face of her foe, keeping it up even when falling short. Landry circling left, changing direction to step right, and dipping in with a straight right to ribs as Tyra frowns in response. In and out stuff very effective—supermodel forced to adjust and readjust her feet, not looking too comfortable with her right quiet in its holster.
R4: Landry uptempoing, stepping around her girl, peppering Tyra the jabm picking spots to move in and punish the body. Landry fitting stiff, straight right hands to the ribs, and later in the round, she hangs around inside to snap off her hook. Landry bending at the waist, swaying low—she’s got Tyra backing up, trying to find some room to extend punches—Banks missing over the top as Ali posts a classy shutout.
R5: Tyra gets Ali’s attention with that ow slung jab, bringing Landry’s guard forward—clouting wide right on the chops moves Landry to her right. Banks stepping up the attack, drilling right jabbing whand up the middle, now slinging hook on the ear, now clubbing right on the opponent’s ear—Ali off balance. Tyra hook her lanky, hooks her lanky, DRIFTS the right cross and ALI’S ON HER BACK! Landry stunned, gorgeous golden body all stretched out—she gets painfully to her feet for a wonky 8—Bytchy sneer on Banks’ face as she bares her teeth in the neutral corner. Tyra menacing as she strides in, stoops to backhand belly the jab, then flicking it to the face, then driving in over the top with the vicious right—Landry rolling the cross, then clinching for dear life—brunette’s curvy legs al a-tremble, trying to shake off the damage. Banks falling in with her power, smothering herself on occasion—she works Landry over (including galloping lefts and rights against helpless jugs) but can’t hurt her again as Ali makes it to the bell.
R6: Ali makes a decision: stand in the pocket,, get close, work underneath Tyra’s jab. Landry jabbing with Banks to collapse the gap, then bending low, getting under Banks’ ja sizzling rights and snatching at that caramel body with biting lefts and rights. Banks crowded, constantly backpedalling to get distance, missing over the top. Midway through—Landry able slip the cross, pop up out of her crouch with a clanging hook and BANKS SCATTERS BACKWARDS! Tyra’s all shook up, wide eyed as she leans upright—Ali takes it to her! Landry staying compact, getting in close and punching with her back and legs behind blockbuster rib-work to either flank. Banks woozy, draping forward to clinch, but Ali’s not having it—pageant princess dips and chigs uppercuts, hammering up into Tyra’s lungs, then ransacking those mouth-watering jugs as Banks reels in a daze, Ali Landry to the bell, putting punches together, palming and shoving her girl to reset, then pounding way nice and tight, head and body. To leave Banks in tatters.
R7: Tyra shying away, sliding to the right, lifting the jab and pressing it onto Ali—Landry aggressively forward and ALI GOES DOWN! Tyra timing it beautifully—giving ground, then leaning into a smashing pre-emptive right on the jaw to put Ali on all fours. Landry up quik, saying hurt—she takes it, digs in as Tyra storms the gates! Banks feathering extended right jabs, trying to turn on the looping right uppercut, or diving in to decapitate Landry with overhand rights. Ali right hand at her cheek, left across her body—she’s bending forward to rollunder the cross, she’s coming back with brisk straight rights against the chest and clouting Banks’ jaw that snapping hook. Landry beats back Tyra’s finishing attempt—supermodel mouthbreathing, swelling up nicely as she pays a pretty price for her greed.
R8: Ali coming forward behind her jab, just keeping it on Tyra’s face, getting inside Tyra’s stick then plowing right hard to Nubian ribs. Banks licking the right uppercut, slinging the hook—but she’s growing ragged, punches wrapping round Ali’s shoulders as the brunette does a nice job of collapsing distance. Landry beatng the body with short, thumping strokes—she’s got Tyra discouraged, starting to break down. Final minute—Banks steps straight back after a Landry combination to the waist—Ali pounces forward with a swinging right and DOWN GOES TYRA! Glorious head-snap—Banks caught with her hands down trying to lean away--she flops on her back and couldn’t be more pathetic trying to struggle to her feet. Count passes her by—Tyra shabby on her knees, sobbing with one hand in the ropes—KO8 AI LANDRY!
After: Landry lumped up, down twice to booming Tyra Banks’ right hands—she wins the shootout by butchering Tyra to the body and getting ti the chin at last, but it’s a close run thing.
“Really?” says a bruised, but happy Ali when told of Tyra’s points lead going into the 8th. “I believe it—she’s really been a thorn in my side my entre career. I’m just glad to be rid of her for the time being. Now I can focus on bigger and better things—like running that trap Elizabeth Hurley the hell out of MY sandbox.”
Reposted by Archer
11/25/22